Illuminati confirmed

Sexy Doritos Fun Fun Time Doggies. Spongebob is life. Frey Frey, 19, London.

[akumeoy]

gonna end racism around 4:30pm today if that works for everyone

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

You haven’t really fully lived in the midwest until you’ve experienced the chaos and odd comfort of playing in a pit filled with an incomprehensible amount of corn

This isn’t some faux-gothic shitpost I’m being 100% serious corn pools are the best

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

They’re the best and 100% real and 100% not a plot for the corn to consume your children

[oiltipped]

some post: it’s okay if you haven’t done all these things yet! there’s no time limit and you move at your own pace! you shouldn’t be upset because you’re eighteen and none of it’s happened!

me, a 22yr old: 

[winterhalters]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

[meanmediummode]

That’s depression babe!

[cleothegoldfish]

[superstargregory]

forensic files narrator: … and he left his finger prints on the door knob…

me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

[racingmiku]

I wish my roommate wouldn’t speak sometimes

[alphabetatoes]

performer: *makes a costume quick-change on stage*

me, every single time:

[hozyest-deactivated20160509]

[x]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Always a great snack

[jongyyy]

R r r r eeeee m i x

[bbhsvtdygsau-deactivated2020012]

Me trying to figure out how trashbag Jennifer Lawrence has an oscar when the academy has yet to recognize Megan Fox for her iconic performance in cinematic masterpiece ‘Jennifer’s body’:

[lilsugarbush]

[slightmood]

depression: uhh stay in bed u dont have the energy and are incompetent of productivity anyway

anxiety: get OUT of it!!!!! too much to do!!!! too much to DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me:

[yeehawlw]

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

[claroquequiza]

Remember: if you think you don’t know any gay people, it’s because the gay people in your life know they’re not safe around you.

[memesandlaughs]

[melonmemes]

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