ʚ♡ɞ sᴀᴛᴀɴsᴏᴏ ʚ♡ɞ

ʚ♡ɞ ᴋᴀɪsᴏᴏ & ᴄʜᴀɴʙᴀᴇᴋ ʚ♡ɞ

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[temposeok]

Watch at your own risk I’m serious, this spoils a lot

[kim-v-tae]

Meghan stoP

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How do I tell her to stop

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Every time Wolf start playing

Playlist: *played wolf*

Me:

Brain: sing

Me: why

Brain: u gotta

Me: I'm studying

Me:

Me:

Me: *sigh* chOGIWAAAA

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When luhan birthday is 420 and youre not sure whether to blaze it or blow it

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How I got into kpop

2009, 2010, 2011

Me: I would never like kpop! Never!

2012: ring...ding..dong..

Me: ???

2013: yogi beautora

Me: n-no

2014: haruman~ ah pretty woman~ you're my miss right~

Me: *gulp*

2015: call me baby...you know my name girl! I need you girl. Just love me right!!

Me: stoppp

2016: dasi run run run

Me: *sigh*...뭐라고??

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Yg: of course I love 2ne1! There's bom to look at, Chae Lin how u doin girl, Dara, congrats for penshoppe, and *look at smudged handwriting* mi- *looked closer* miley! how's life? :)

2ne1:

[kim-v-tae]

When you thought April is the worst month for EXO but it's actually May... May 11. 😔

[kim-v-tae]

Teaser? What do you mean teaser? Just give me the whole thing and watch me die.

[kim-v-tae]

When you’re sad just imagine Kai’s first line in Playboy and change that to Jongin ‘eh eh spongebab’ meme and you’ll be cured Trust me I’m a doctor (just don’t call me later)

[kim-v-tae]

KAISOO is dead. So am I. I'm letting go. Bye Have a nice life Kyungsoo is officially exol's. Bye jongin. Please don't flirt with uri kyung. You are now officially someone else. Please don't look at kyungsoo like he's your world. He's not. Please don't make us kadi shipper expecting. Broken hearts can heal but the scar stayed. This hit me hard. I'll heal but I'm still in a trance. I don't blame her. I don't blame jongin. "Kadi wasn't real." Say what you want but for us, they are. Be happy. I'm sure ksoo wants the same. Bye nini. Wish your new relationship a success! 🙆

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Anterograde Tomorrow?? More like, 10080. Yeah. That's what I thought.

[kim-v-tae]

To those who say men don't make dramas...

Have you met Huang Zitao and Byun Baekhyun?? Yea that's what I thought.

[kim-v-tae]

Shit cats owner say ( Ft EXO as pet cats)

"jONGIN THE COUNTER IS A NO CAT AREA. ALSO DROP THE CHICKEN THAT MOMMY'S LUNCH"

"Suho stop tryna take my cards. *sighed*"

"Can't i pet u for once. Dont give me that sassy look, hunnie"

"JESUS CHRIST SEHUN STOP HUMPING LUHAN HES A BOY"

"MINSEOKKIE Y SO PRETTY"

"kyungsoo why the glare? I thought you like the sailor costume /.\"

"Kris please stop turning my sofa into contemporary art"

"Chen and bAEKHYUN STOP BITING EACH OTHER"

"CHANYEOL NO HITTING ON KSOO WITH YOUR TAIL"

"NO KYUNGSOO NOT THE KNIFE cHANYEOL RUN"

"TAOZIII Y SHUU PRETTY"

"SEHUN I SWEAR TO GOD STOP HUMPING THE POOR BOY"

"NO TAOZI A CAT DOESN'T NEED $400 CAT BED"

"Suho are u tryna tell me tuna isnt a 'grand' meal? Its premium tuna!! Stop looking at my caviar"

"Why y'all like humping each other. I give up."

"jONGIN WHAT DID U ATE WHAT DID YOU ATE OPEN YOUR MOUTH oh GOD-"

"chen ITS FOUR AM YOURE BEING LOUD"

"CHANYEOL NO BRINGING DEAD BIRDS IN THE HOUSE"

"FOR THE LAST TIME ZITAO WE'RE NOT BUYING $1000 EXCLUSIVE GUCCI CAT BED"

"Chanyeol...why are u licking your balls in front of baekhyun...?"

"BAEK YOURE TOO HYPER"

"JONGDAE NO! NOT THE GLASS--dammit"

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Rumors say if you whisper kim jongin three times in front of the mirrors do kyungsoo will appear and stab you with a knife

[auksas-deactivated20170321]

NO just listen she is lying to all of us i did it and nothing happened fuck u

[kim-v-tae]

Did u bring fried chicken as sacrifice. Must be a loop hole somewhere. I had baekhyun revive me back to life dont try this at home but a quick tip, fried chicken is the best way to get it done.

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When Chen saw EXO members walking together

Minseok: dae dont do it

Chen: mmMMM BOI THEY FUCKIN

Minseok: ffs dae.