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do not ask me to make sense and i shall not ask what you are doing in my house

[scruffy-bunny]

you never realize how many pictures are on Tumblr until your internet is bad

[ghirahimbo]

"Idiots," I say, referring to the characters I have spent hundreds of my real life hours contemplating.

[aurora-sadprose]

put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.

[froginaskinsuit]

got a little bored and decided to throw this at my people on tiktok, i fear one day ill have to collect every single one for the bit 🦅

[froginaskinsuit]

actually i take it back the last crashout belongs to claudia and claudia alone

[froginaskinsuit]

got a little bored and decided to throw this at my people on tiktok, i fear one day ill have to collect every single one for the bit 🦅

[froginaskinsuit]

everyday i wake up to a lack of new harbingers. life is a prison. 🙄.

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[froginaskinsuit]

feeling very freddie mercury today

of course i mean that in the sense of being madly in love with a boy in another state for six months, getting over it, realising i am a lesbian, suddenly hes had a breakup and back in my life and i am in love with him again but also not attracted to him in the slightest this is genuinely living hell

[00000066]

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[girldraki]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[gabrielurbinatm]

This is gonna be a "How could dare you" sort of a day.

I can already tell.

[normalbroadcast]

yeah the new harbingers episode was um. pretty good. everybody's feeling real normal and chill 👍 haha nothing too crazy