[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[omegazoroarchive]

[valtsv]

i want to make a "he should've been at the club" post about hamlet but there's so much controversy about his actual age that i can't while still maintaining any claim to academic integrity

[valtsv]

"should hamlet have been at the club", the world's longest unanswered question in the history of academia, still ongoing after 400 years of debate

[valtsv]

[pukicho]

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

[noahsworld96-deactivated2025052]

does this work on babies and children?

[pukicho]

what is man but an animal playing god?

[pukicho]

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

[firel-makes-music]

Who asked

[pukicho]

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[charlesoberonn]

Me, procrastinating my escape from Samsara: Eh, I'll do it next life. Maybe the life after that.

[relelvance]

There is not a single game on planet earth worth 70 dollars

[rolllikefish]

N64 games used to cost $60+ in the 90s and took an hour to beat, ya’ll are young ☠️

[relelvance]

Nurse he's posting again

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

[flipchild]

Count em

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Well first of all there's this guy

[tatzelwurming]

1

[flipchild]

Nothing wrong with me

[sacred-portal]

[chucchy]

Visit Original Link

[cheddar-baby]

Tumblr 3D you can only view my posts by traversing a dark hallway now

[horsedestruction]

[hacvek]

reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

[guysonroblox]

[midiport]

[nayohme]

scientists are blowing up rats and shit in a lab trying to figure out how to make an even more refreshing mint, and they’re starting to get there

[thegenderal]

by far my favorite thing anybody has said on the internet

[tuna-trash]

the eric andre show

[despazito]