uhm

i aspire to be someone between randy marsh and linda belcher. sorry if i fail to reply to messages, im on tumblr mobile like 90% of the time.

[muttpunk-delete-deactivated2021]

*me pantless eating dry tortilla chips at 3:01 am*: its called self care assfuck

[hodlmyvodka]

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

[sexhaver]

i aspire to be this petty someday

[like-crazy-cakes]

[earthshaker1217]

Wholesome

[roblowe]

[bob-belcher]

[gifprincess]

[thegirltobreakthespell]

me everyday at work

[waffleguppies]

same

[vegan-hippie]

[floydivine-blog]

Kurt Cobain after the live at Reading, 08/30/92.

[yahooentertainment]

Busta Rhymes Refers to Trump as “President Agent Orange” During A Tribe Called Quest Performance

[thottopia]

remember when white gays tried to say G*ga’s superbowl performance was political? lmfao

[soivechangedmypleatoguilty]

[undercover-punk]

Donald Trump’s Inauguration (January 2017, Colorized)

[kimkellyismygirlfriend]

Here's what my face has been up to since I last posted a selfie

[mattholicguilt]

shoutout to bob’s burgers for doing an episode where linda got a job and bob got upset, not because his wife was going to be making money and he would not be supporting her, but because he missed her while she was gone. it wasn’t some bullshit about “but how will i take care of the kids” or “no i don’t want you to be independent,” it was just….. bob missed her bc she’s his best friend. 

[0dabiah]

That show is pure.

[cute--animal--blog]

[mysterymellie]

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[mrteavg]

go shorty it’s ya birthday we gon party like it’s ya birthday

[sunturntalbino]

gonna sip Bacardi like it’s ya birthday

[theartistformerlyknownashank]