CAUSE I SLAY.

just a fish out of water from outer space

[bollyswood]

MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[shadow-chan81]

Medication ad: Side effects may Include headache, nausea, suicide, cramps, spontaneous combustion, and anal rash

People in ad:

[hargreevesklaus]

support your local pansexual disaster

[astrodidact]

[srsfunny]

Did someone say PHOTOSYNTHESIS?

[kiilea]

bittersweet 🍭

[transmasc-malleus]

good female anthro design: 

bad female anthro design: 

[interruptingkau]

Best female anthro design:

[letstalkaboutheroes]

cursed female anthro design:

[rootbeergoddess]

FISH ARE NOT MAMMALS! THEY DON’T HAVE BREASTS! WHAT THE FUCK!?

[prince-luffy]

Fish Tiddies

[pathesis]

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[marciabrady]

One of the things I love most about Mulan, that’s rarely commented on, is just how much of a sacrificial lamb she is for her family before stepping in for her father in the army. Unlike Belle and Jasmine, who are fed up with society and make no attempts to conform for the sake of anyone else, Mulan trained and went to the match maker with the honest attempt at being the best bride she could be. If the match maker chose her that day, she would have willingly sold herself into the role that being a wife entailed to appease her family, at the sake of her own happiness and comfort because that’s how much they meant to her. If she hadn’t been perpendicular to the status quo and actually fit in, she would’ve gone into the marriage set up by the matchmaker and led a life of selflessness in a role that she never would’ve chosen for herself nor enjoyed.

[theoldreclaimingasia]

[tired-pascal]

No they’re fucking not lol

[bigasspants]

[tired-pascal]

Learn basic biology sweaty

[bigasspants]

[selinakylebat]

[blackgirlsreverything]

[blackgirlsreverything]

[okayysophia]

Another reason why I don’t like BET

[lame-and-corny-blog]

[prettywitchiusaka]

Shuri To the Rescue?

Let’s be real here people; if Lucy Ricardo existed in the Marvel MCU and she heard T’Challa was visiting New York, you know she would do anything to get a chance to meet him. 

Up to inviting him to her house for dinner and insisting he stay and meet her friends.

And because T’Challa doesn’t have his suit on him it’s up to Shuri to come save him from Lucy’s “clutches”. But can she?

…………………………………

“Mmm. That was quite good, Mrs. Ricardo. You sure know how make a good meatloaf.”

“Oh, how sweet of you, T’Challa. Here, let me get you some coffee.”

“Actually, I think I should be on my way-”

“Nonsense! You haven’t even met my husband, yet! Plus, I’ve got chocolate cake baking in the oven that you just have to try!”

“Well, I suppose another hour couldn’t hurt.”

“Oh good! Now you wait right here and I’ll go get some more coffee. Oh, I just gotta tell the girls I have King T’Challa over for dinner.”

“Hehehe…Yes…”

(Goddamnit, Shuri! Where the fuck are you!)

“And then he froze, like an antelope in headlight.”

“Get out of here!”

“No, really!”

“SHURI!!!!!!”

“Oh, gotta go! See you later!”

……………………………………………………..

The End

[davids-harbour]

The Holy Quadrinity

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks