I hate being sick

Artcenter ED student. 24. ded. draws and reblog. I like chickens. a lot. noodlehouse.tumblr.com

[animatedtext]

no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here

[catchymemes]

[punkrorschach]

hey im gonna need the story behind this

[fantasy-costco]

When I was like four or five I outsmarted the child proof lid on our jumbo sized Flintstones vitamins jar and ate like half the contents before someone caught me! Turns out child proof lids exist for a reason and it’s so dumbass kids don’t overdose on Flintstones Chewable Vitamins™ and have to get their stomach pumped and that’s how Fred Flintstone tried to kill me

[everythingfox]

Hungry bois

(via)

[everythingfox]

“This is Lola. She likes cheese.”

(via)

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[universaliststuff]

Bruh

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Wife her

[subbyboymax]

“Every bite’s going to taste like Victoria’s Secret” fucking KILLED me.

[thecollectibles]

Art by 红 糖

[francisxie-deactivated20200628]

hey if anyone tells you art goal is something serious remember i learned how to draw like actual western comics art style just to shove batman into high heels and titty window

[teenscoolest]

[k-eke]

Fishing 🐟

[shutyourmoustache]

Just shut up and watch

[unrelentinghost]

THIS IS SO WORTH YOUR TIME!!!

[dabli0]

[xtec]

silent hill nurses 5 minutes before they rip me limb from limb

[bananatwinky]

[bananatwinky]

bitter enough to be true

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

through a well, ask me but tell look too you fell, now youre away tray my soul wish, knees and a kiss wassum for this, now youre away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

took you’re t'call, no t'k fall gave me n'mall, do you’re away beg n b'steal, at first it’s real didn'b feel, but it’s away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad missed you so! (sad)

it’s hark right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe!

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad so c’baby

[taylorswifh]

third day of italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so... WILD BOARS ARE IN MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES!!!! i’m laughing so hard

[dopo-magari-lo-cambio]

In my hometown a random horse appears.

[lastvalyrian]

There’s a horse. LOOSE. during QUARANTINE

[kedreeva]

There are monkeys, used to being fed by tourists, who are now coming into the city looking for food. Rival gangs of them are fighting over what food they can find.

The Nara deer, the ones who bow for their feed crackers, who would usually be fed by visitors to the park, are wandering out of the park and into strange places in search of food and, presumably, people.

In the absence of humans, animals are moving into spaces they were unable to get to before. Since humans are still around, this isn’t great, but it’s kind of neat to think that if all humans disappeared, animals would not take long to start returning.

[kaylabeemarie]

Din: *Sigh*

[catchymemes]

[numberlover1729]

Ladies’ll be ladies