I'll fucking do it darling

|| Duck || 25 || they/them || Doctor Who sideblog is @goldtoothmaster || banner art was drawn for me by my wife

[bnq]

evereybody come over we”re

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[dogpuppy]

[ot3]

all art skills should be able to evolve in tandem. i shouldnt have to pick something to focus on. i should be able to double down in every area at once. its not fair damn it

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[galacticsabc]

Grace flipping his shit, statement.

Bonus:

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator

[imadoctornotanescalator]

@lazuelazuli LMAO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! Canonical Star Trek fan Ryland Grace would flip out if he got to meet Picard (as would I, as would I)

[edna-mode-the-3rd]

THE CROSSOVER WE NEED

[imadoctornotanescalator]

WAIT I JUST NOTICED HES WEARING HIS STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION SHIRT IM DYING

[eden-writes-stuff]

[newsom]

contender for the funniest bit of supernatural dialogue

[0-aredhel-0]

One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel

[leiten7]

Being a fan of a side character in Ace Attorney is such a harrowing experience. You want them to come back in a new case but you already know Capcom took them out back and shot them and the next witness is going to be a drunk cowgirl named Sawda Merder followed by Wendy Oldbag on life support

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[megamindsupremacy]

Still extraordinarily funny to me that they decided to put Guy Gardner into the Superman movie. What if we take Thee most annoying least-liked Green Lantern both in-universe and irl and put him in the best Superman movie in recent memory. Hold the redeeming qualities and KEEP the fuckass bowl cut!! and it ate.

[helenvaughans]

[helenvaughans]

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat