[mutationgirl]

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[clowniconography]

omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

[dogpuppy]

[poussentlesailes-deactivated202]

before we have sex can you reassure me i’m the most precious thing you’ve ever seen and repeat it a thousand times please

[sunderwight]

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

[sunderwight]

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

[sunderwight]

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

[sunderwight]

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

[sunderwight]

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

[sunderwight]

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

[poppymouth]

This silly little thing went viral on twitter lol

[godkissedme]

if you think i’m clingy now you should’ve seen me in past lives when i was a moss on your grave

[casivarn]

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

[some-call-me-menace]

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

[jessebloom]

for someone a self proclaimed pervert i sure do love writing long winded internal monologues where characters sit and think about what they want but cannot have instead of. you know. dry humping and whatnot

[cutecipher]

uh sorry me and the cursed blade have a situationship thing im not going to "throw her away"

[okthatsgreat]

haha hey bro cant help but notice that there are multiple supply caches and autosaves leading up to me entering your chamber for that quick chat you wanted. just a quick chat though right haha. just a quick chat right

[faebriel]

attempting to do some shibari stuff with the red string of fate

[t4nku-deactivated20260714]

I legit needed to hear this

[achillesinhighheels]

This year felt like being awake during surgery

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

basically if you’re a man one of the most classic things you can do is come in your pants