g

"ka ka ka"

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[ethniccrying]

I actually want to kill myself

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day

[wildxwildxwest-deactivated20190]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

“They say Ulthicc Stormcloak murdered the high king… with his ass! Clapped him apart!”

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[dentelledoll-deactivated2019011]

Feeling nostalgic

[dentelledoll-deactivated2019011]

My instagram `｡◕ᴗ◕｡´

[nagask]

[valtsv]

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Send Me Your Assumptions About Me And I’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”

[expressions-of-nature]

by Nikolai Offshore

“August”

[podencos]

Anyway, isn’t it weird how you can love a voice

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

my heart is full of hate and swag

[not-marta-deactivated20190625]

I still love you, call me.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

janitor:

[miiriya]

[lubricates]

HI IT’S ME

[meanplastic]

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[briskoline2]

Me 😭

[dirbyjuliaducournau]

i have HRE (hopeless romantic energy)

[sexy42h]

Right

[briskoline2]

Same