Im Convinced Aliens Exist

Asexual, tells really shitty puns, she/her, Safe Space, obsessed with my cat and plants !!!pornbots do not interact!!!

[guerrillatech]

[luminarai]

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

[luminarai]

Quick artist’s rendition

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[secondlina]

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

[cluegrrl]

Both can be true.

[osteogenix-deactivated20151014]

[thingsinslowmotion]

This made me laugh way too hard

[ampervadasz]

[icaruspendragon]

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

[polyphonetic]

they should make sexually transmitted vaccines

[polyphonetic]

got a vaccine appointment at CVS, they're gonna cum in me raw

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

my one fear is if a vapire drank my blood and made a face and then tried to politely cover it up for my sakes like 'nooooo your blood is fine i swear mmm yum' i think id literally kill myself in front of them

[saintavangeline]

I’ll never allow myself to be tamed again

[adorablecrab]

Reading a book on sea monsters on ancient maps and I thought this was such a funny way to put it. They couldn’t even afford sea monsters :///

[noctude]

“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

[noctude]

another day another silly creation that nobody can understand the depths of my love for

[doubleca5t]

[doubleca5t]

Explanation:

>Japan bombs Pearl Harbor which brings America into World War II

>The draft for WWII creates a labor shortage in the US

>Because of the labor shortage, companies start significantly raising wages.

>FDR is worried that if wages go up too fast it could create runaway inflation, so he signs an executive order creating the National War Labor Board, which standardized salaries during the war in order to stabilize prices.

>Companies wanted a way to compete for talent in a limited labor pool despite not being able to offer higher salaries, so they started offering benefits packages to attract workers, the cornerstone of which was health insurance

>After the war, companies didn't want to give up their role in providing health insurance because it served them well in terms of both recruiting and retention (i.e. you're less likely to quit your job if it means losing your health insurance)

>This model becomes increasingly common across the US to the point where private health insurance companies are paying for the majority of healthcare expenses in the US

>Because the majority of healthcare costs were being paid by insurance companies rather than the people receiving care, hospitals began massively inflating the sticker price of their services with the expectation that the insurance company would negotiate those numbers down (as private insurance companies are want to do)

>Insurance companies take advantage of the increase in sticker prices by increasing premiums and passing off more of their costs to the consumer while continuing to negotiate down the actual price paid to hospitals

>This cycle repeats until the average hospital bill is completely divorced from any of the actual costs of the service

>In 2024 the average cost of giving birth in America is over $18,000

[peacozy]

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

I am asking you to endure it.

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

I am aware that this request is fundamentally selfish. I can offer no justification for it, no argument in its favor. It is simply the outcome I desire to see the most. So I am asking you

[revretch]

They just discovered a new kind of organism that isn't a virus or bacterium

'Obelisks': Entirely New Class of Life Has Been Found in The Human Digestive System

Peering into the jungle of microbes that live within us, researchers have stumbled across what seem to be an entire new class of virus-like

[elevatordreamz]

liked this so much i made a poem out of it

OBELISKS peering into us, we see these bits of sequence and strange an entirely new ancient gone unnoticed by its peer (the brevity of human bodies isolates us) we assume that the obelisks include us, but they don't seem to identify with their hosts

[revretch]

Beautiful!

[fruityyamenrunner]

@max1461 type statement

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[striders]

me: boy i can’t wait to find the email i need by putting the exact subject line in the search feature

outlook: you’ve never received an email in your life. there’s nothing here, asshole. 2000+ unread btw if you even care