freckled peach

yanno?

[wyldstallyn]

*walks into a whole foods and casts this*

[kindafruity]

this is the photo that is my icon.

I forgot to post it before

so here you go. okok.

[kindafruity]

2012 HOLY SHIT THIS IS A BlAsT FrM t HE PASt

[sir-broccoli]

[kindafruity]

Happy Birthday! :)

8^Y thank u anon. Not sure which birthday this was for!! Or if it was sent before or after my account died. BUt thanks! I’m 20 now lol

[kindafruity]

did you ever make a not safe for work acc?

LOL no I did not :T

[spindabugs]

me: hi how are you?

customer: im returning this

me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you

[lesbiantahani]

that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[photo-of-your-mommy-with-a-mummy]

on the 16th let’s just have everyone posting and reblogging nsfw shit nonstop. Really make those last moments matter.

[sketchiedetails]

for our last act of defiance, we’ll all be horny on main

[minotar-deactivated20190328]

real naruto fans never finished naruto

[that-twink-over-there]

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

[that-twink-over-there]

As of December 18th I will only be full of garlic bread

[spplmj]

Her prayer was finally answered

[droidmom]

can’t wait for this to get flagged 

[droidmom]

HJKHDKLJHSJKFHSJKDFH

[ladygt]

New Hero hype

[just-shower-thoughts]

People can and will always be able to tell you exactly where they were when 9/11 happened but find it questionable when victims remember details about an old sexual assault

[pro-gay]

OKAY YALL I DISCOVERED SOMETHING AND IT SHOOK ME TO MY CORE……

[xenosagaepisodeone]

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck