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@kindaheaven
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
Me:
i need 2 nourish my body so when i die i can contribute maximum nutrients to the trees
this is the type of content im tryna see on my dashboard
they also gave him food safety training, and his business has been so good he can write his own family checks
WHERE THEFUCK IS THE FULL VERSIODNF
SIS!!!!
iām legitimately not joking this ripped out every follicle from my entire body
this video saved my life
when she says āoooā I die
They aired this!!!
I canāt
C R Y I N G OMG
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS
OH OH OHHH! I have some!! Ā
oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj
THEREāS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!Ā
HOLY FUCK HEāS BACK OMG
IāM ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD
canāt forget these
THESE ARE GOLDEN
THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG
@turtrussel
How can yaāll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?
Oh dear me
One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit
So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??
Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste
Oh yeah. This goes off honey
Informative Ancient Egypt Comics:Ā BROS
Our 1stĀ place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and KhnumhotepĀ comic as their prize.
I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. Thereās an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great ābrotherhoodā they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently itās too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.
On the last note, I was walking around the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago and there is a mummy on exhibit. It caught my attention because the panel that was describing it was talking about how it was a womanās body in a male coffin and wow, the Egyptian working that day really screwed that up. My summary, not actual words, sorry I canāt remember verbatim but it basically said that someone screwed up.
They claimed that the Egyptians screwed up a burial.
The Egyptians. Screwed up. A burial.
Now Iām not an expert in Ancient Egypt but from what I know, and what the exhibit was telling me, burials and the afterlife and all that jazz DEFINED the Egyptian religion and culture. They donāt justĀ āscrew upā. So instead of thinking outside the box for two seconds and wonder why else a genetically female body was in a male coffin, theĀ āresearchersā blatantly disregard the rest of their research and decided to call it a screw up. Instead of, you know, admitting that maybe this mummy presented as male during his life and was therefore honorably buried as he was identified. But it would be too much of a stretch to admit that a transgender person could have existed back then.
(Sorry I canāt find any sources online and itās been like 2 years but it stuck in my mind)
Thereās a lot of bigoted historian dragging on my dash these days and it makes me happy.
Once again, more proof that we queers have ALWAYS been here, and itās a CHOSEN narrative to erase them.
Reblog because ancient gay power
ALWAYS. REBLOG. THIS.
And also ancient gay power.
Ancient Gay Power
ANCIENT GAY POWER
instagram be like: get a nose job, hoe out, do some squats, lose weight, buy skinny tea, buy fenty beauty, buy a kylie lip kit, get your summer body, get engaged, get pregnant, lose the baby weight, dedicate yourself to sex and beauty and men and makeup and your man, shave your eyebrows off then draw them back on-
right pals i cannot stress this enough: unfollow celebs. unfollow influencers. follow artists. follow painters. follow people who plant flowers in pavement cracks. follow bopo activists with similar body types to yours. follow your favourite restaurants and cafes to check out what they've added to their menus. follow comedians. follow accounts that post positive memes. follow cute dogs and cats and hedgehogs. follow tattoo artists. follow shops that make ethical clothes. follow people who paint murals on the walls of buildings. follow environmental and lgbt+ and blm charities. follow authors. follow poets. follow second hand book shops. follow bakers. follow film reviewers. follow tags for countries and cities you'd like to travel to and your favourite books. then like the hell out of all those posts so that's what your explore feed starts showing you. instagram can be so much more than we've let it become. it's a platform for photos and there are far more things out there to see than "perfect" (photoshopped) bodies
I CANNOT stress how important this is for your mental health, confidence level, and self esteem.
The Good Place said āthereās no ethical consumption under capitalism but that doesnāt mean itās not worth trying to be a good person, treating other people with dignity and compassion, loving and supporting one another, and fighting for a better systemā and I for one think thatās very radical of them
do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures
miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth
gwen: freaky flexing. but alright
miles:
miles, through his fist: Iām sorry what did you just say
ok but remember Peter Bās world is most like ours
Ā so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own worldās memes
I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.
Miles: Itās āstrange flex but cool beans.ā Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?
Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.
Gwen: you absolute heathen. ItāsĀ āThis is tragic, google play All Star.ā
Peter: whAT the fUCK
THATāS IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE
noir: strange flaunt, but alas
Noir:
Youāve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning āfuck Nazisā.
spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play whatās new pussycat
Skull in a salt lake
Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!
It looks like Iām actually there
reblogging solely for the intense fucking quality of this gif
oh thank godĀ
Example: a literal baby
not all heroes wear capes
Big sit energy
when the times get rough and I lose sight of the goal i just. rereadĀ āthe orangeā by wendy cope again & remember. thatās where Iām going folks. sooner or later, whatever it takes.
At lunchtime I bought a huge orangeā The size of it made us all laugh. I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Daveā They got quarters and I had a half.
And that orange, it made me so happy, As ordinary things often do Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park. This is peace and contentment. Itās new.
The rest of the day was quite easy. I did all the jobs on my list And enjoyed them and had some time over. I love you. Iām glad I exist.
āĀ āThe Orange,ā Wendy Cope
when bae says āhey i saw this and thought of youā