paradise is shitty sometimes

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[ficsinhistory]

this so precious

[spreadmorelove]

She reminds me of the grandpa that was so proud of how big his cauliflower grew !!! lemme find it

[spreadmorelove]

[sensitivelilghost]

always reblog galaxy grandma and cauliflower granddad

[gothiero]

metal illness

[gothiero]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

reverse military discount in which you're charged a certain percentage more for being in the military

[sexhaver]

you're telling me a blunt forced this trauma

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[rectumvsmicrowave]

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

[kipp-your-secrets]

[vile-things]

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[lumnch]

is folk funk a thing

[lumnch]

Oh no I invented ska

[spiroandthelacktones]

You’ve unleashed them

[remade-lol666]

[havingfurrythots]

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

[the-sapphic-raven]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

just looking for a gf who doesn’t want the pickle that comes with her sandwich at lunch and she says here do u want my pickle and gives it to me

[anthracomancy]

🍄

[radiofreeslowzone]

*high as fuck in my bed surrounded by garbage with all the lights off in the middle of the day* I had to grind for this view

[moveslikekeithrichards]

acorns and mushrooms i think are the most important life forms on this bitch of an earth be cause they got little hats send tweet

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i see an acorn & im like thats baby. i see a mush room & im like Thats god

[femcassidy]

going to brine myself with sugar and salt, then hotbox my car with some nice alder wood chips to smoke myself like a salmon.... see you on the other side brother....

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

as a teenager I go on the computer and the computer light goes into my eyes and brain and turns me evil and makes me do bad things