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fic: mouth full of lines that you'll soon forget

Men's Hockey RPF | Avery Hayes/Ben Kindel/Elmer Söderblom | 14.3k Words | Rating: E | Complete

Tags: 2025-2026 NHL Season, Casual Sex, Top Elmer Söderblom, Bottom Avery Hayes, Threesome - M/M/M

Summary:

Kindy gets a lot of bright ideas, Avery's come to find out. Most of them range from harmlessly stupid to surprisingly good. Very occasionally though, they're very dangerous.

Elmer Söderblom gets traded to the Penguins, and Ben Kindel gets an idea.

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#rookiecule part 2 is FINALLY DONE.#hrpf #hrpf fic #b.fic #I Am Finally Free

pinguinitos

rut defending avery + the celly!!!

WBS @ TOR | calder cup playoffs - round 3, game 4

#i'm not saying anything. i'm not saying anything VERY LOUDLY.#wbs pens #wbs lb #avery agenda #rut

moon-honey-31

i love looming draft/free agency time bc you get to see what other people think they know about your players (usually insane, sometimes flattering) and what they think everyone else knows about their players. "well obviously everyone wants him but there's no way we're parting with jubb zinfandel unless it's for a 1C and 3 picks" and you've never heard of jubb zinfandel in your life

#its fun shopping for other people's guys too #i see those posts and im like okay well. let's look at jubb's puckpedia #what are his stats is he tall #maybe we SHOULD consider jubb.#jubb can at least be in the conversation.

rongzhi

Spring breeze

#geno and the rookie penguins #<- PREV WHEEZE #vid

heartbeatline

RUT GWG (wbs penguins @ marlies, 03.06.2026)

#THERES SOME FORKS IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN.#vid #wbs lb #wbs pens

kindavery

oh my god, this means no matter what the series ends in wilkes-barre, go fuck yourselves t*rontocast, hartsy take me home

kindavery

(@hockey-night-in-pittsburgh's tags)

this series is ending on mundy street, mundy street, that's mundy street, everybody say it with me now, ONNNN MUNDY STREET

#the affection i feel for the local ads is so deep.#also you're so right r.e. man behind the curtain i want to hear him and nick Consulting during the ad breaks again i've missed them #wbs lb

and of course the class got into some more extracurriculars after the bell. as is typical.

#i'm seeing the m*rlies penalties get added rn but it was a very funny minute there #where it looked like half the penguins got penalties after the end of the game completely on their own #wbs lb

oh my god, this means no matter what the series ends in wilkes-barre, go fuck yourselves t*rontocast, hartsy take me home

#wbs lb

checked in just in time to see rut and sergei yapping in the love line they're both REAL happy

#AND ME I FEEL ALSO PRETTY GOOD!!!!!#wbs lb #rut #murashov

subwaybug

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

THAT'S MY BOYTOY'S BOYFRIEND

#THERE WE FUCKING GO #wbs lb

tetrisfag

avery and rutger always in some damn fucking stiuation

#[looking around the kitchen] its like straight up fuckin forks in this bitch #wbs lb #avery agenda

okay i turned off the game and we got 3 unanswered, i'm the problem here and for that i apologize i will go back to following via the app

#THIS HAPPENED ON MONDAY TOO. I DIDNT WATCH ON MONDAY EITHER.#wbs lb

hockey-night-in-pittsburgh

Avery Hayes can always be found at the scene of the crime (plus that bitch S*m but he doesn't matter)

#yes he's a pest he's MY pest and he DOES bite.#wbs lb #avery agenda

coffee-at-annies

pietila an apple away from a g*rdie h*we 👀

#prev i am also abstaining as i might have the curse right now #but i'd looooove that for pietila >:]#wbs lb

hockey-night-in-pittsburgh

BEAUTIFUL PASS BY RHP

#wbs lb #lets fucking GO boys.#aysie apple too well done he remembered how to get a point

hockey-night-in-pittsburgh

I hope Kirk McDonald has the speech of a lifetime waiting for them in that locker room

#One Must Assume.#wbs lb

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