i'm going to eat the pucks.

bird | he/him | 20s hockey rpf sideblog. for my sins. ao3 @batter

[les4nobody]

Flower looking like he's crying blood and still smiling

[guiltfactory]

rpf is like 65% the most fun you've ever had and 35% the worst pain imaginable and a lot of the time you're feeling these simultaneously

[kindavery]

starting to feel like my version of magical thinking in sports is trying to manifest someone's contract by writing about them getting fucked into next tuesday

[parabolabear]

Trying to ship Ville Koivunen with guys on his team and the characterization keeps going in this direction

[guineapigposting]

I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down

[pingupipit]

sidney's michigan/lacrosse goal from the rimouski oceanic vs quebec remparts game on november 28, 2003

sources: (1) (2)

[yms1]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[ultrvmonogamy]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[etheltempest]

[kindavery]

SPR @ WBS • Game 1 • (05.12.26) wow, the net got knocked off? that's crazy, wonder who did that. byeeeee.

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

what are many or several of you on about.

[tetrisfag]

[shitapril]

and for connor bedard’s 21st, perhaps a freaking break ?

[oneheadtoanother]

[kyuka-bse]

[adelphenium]

never not thinking about flower in eyeliner.........

[goofingup]

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