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So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
This was a thrill from start to finish
I hate waitressing part 7 by Sarah Schauer
The way she says “from the outside” is oscar worthy
If anything on this planet had to be spread it’s that. Hilary not only deleted emails and handled confidential information in retarded way but bribed media. People should know. People who have decided it’s better to vote for Hilary because she is ‘less evil’ should see exactly how evil she is. People who haven’t decided where their votes would go should see that.
Voting for Hilary is agreeing that freedom of speech shouldn’t exist.
Do you know where political leaders tell media what to write?
In dictatorships
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It’s just as important to remember which sitting president actually hired Hillary Clinton to work for him.
reblog if ur lowkey chillin wit bae on fleek haha thanks af
I’m tired of y'all
reblog if u tired on point as hell
Rough draft of Bill Clinton's DNC speech:
“I, a criminal with no morals, really feel that you should vote for my wife, a criminal with no morals.”
The religion of peace™ strikes again.
2014 so far
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
May:
July:
August:
September
October
Reading this in 2016 is wild
2014 was the shit
THE SKELETON WAR WAS TWO YEARS AGO I CAnt
THE SKELETON WAR NEVER ENDS
Ten reasons why I don’t believe the USA has a gun problem.
1. According to FBI statistics, 80% of homicides are from gang-related activities.
2. Firearm homicide rates have decreased while gun ownership has increased. Over the past 20 years, gun sales have absolutely exploded, but homicides with firearms are down 39 percent during that time and “other crimes with firearms” are down 69 percent.
3. Generally, there is an inverse correlation between gun ownership and crime. A study published in the Harvard Journal of Law & Public Policy discovered that nations that have more guns tend to have less crime.
4. Mass shootings mostly occur in areas with strict gun control laws. Almost every mass shooting that has occurred in the United States since 1950 has taken place in a state with strict gun control laws. Despite strict gun regulations, Europe has had three of the worst six school shootings.
5. There isn’t a strong correlation between gun ownership and homicides. The United States is #1 in the world in gun ownership, and yet it is only 28th in the world in gun murders per 100,000 people. Australia, after banning guns, has indeed had a decrease in homicides, but so has the USA without banning guns.
6. Despite rising gun ownership, the violent crime rate is actually falling. The violent crime rate in the United States fell from 757.7 per 100,000 in 1992 to 386.3 per 100,000 in 2011. During that same time period, the murder rate fell from 9.3 per 100,000 to 4.7 per 100,000.
7. Despite what the media shows, guns do save people. Approximately 200,000 women in the United States use guns to protect themselves against sexual crime every single year. Compare that to the 32,000 deaths by firearms. People also frequently stop robberies because of gun ownership. You just don’t hear about it because mass and social media don’t report it for some reason.
8. Many people want to ban guns while frequently misidentifying them. It puzzles me when people say to ban assault rifles, when semiautomatic pistols are the firearms utilized in most mass shootings.
9. Usage of guns to protect outweighs usage of guns for crime. Guns are used 2.5 million times annually or 6,860 times a day. This means that each year, firearms are used more than 80 times more often to protect the lives of honest citizens than they are to take lives.
10. You are more likely to die from playing high school football than a gun.
I don’t believe the USA has a gun problem. I believe it has a mismanagement problem coupled with a sensationalism and culture problem. That said, I’m open to a civil discussion, as long as I don’t see any “heartless conservative” rhetoric thrown at me. Make no mistake; I do not believe the USA is perfect and I believe the USA can do better.
Its almost as if an armed society is a polite society.
You and your stupid facts…LMAO!!! The loons on the gun control side don’t care about facts!!!
“Watch this magic trick kids, I’ll rail against corrupt politics while making millions, then endorse the same institution I said was inexcusable!”
Alright I’m getting sick of this shit.
Do you not understand the heavy consequences of the alternative?
Do you not understand how many lives are at risk if Trump and Co take office?
We all know Hillary is full of shit, but she’s not the one trying to eradicate the world of those who aren’t “normal”.
There are so many lives on the line, we MUST look at the bigger picture.
Sanders gets it. It sucks and it’s horrible, but the stakes are far too high.
Hahahahahahahaha Hillary Clinton LITERALLY bent you over and fucked you, while Bernie supplied the lube, and you’re still acting like Trump is going to pull some kind of Nazi Germany regime …. Based on nothing 😂
I mean Jesus fucking Christ there are legitimate criticisms of the guy but “lives at stake”?? Are you serious??
Because lots of scary things have been said about what trump might do, lets elect an ACTUAL dictator who’s had people killed and bombed countries!
She’s at the head of one of the most corrupt administrations in HISTORY, your political party worked to fuck you over and take away your voting rights by rigging the election.
Lol I don’t care if you’re tired of hearing it, I’m going to keep saying it over and over - Bernie milked you idiots for your money. He KNEW from the beginning he wasn’t going to win! He even asked for use of a jet as compensation for losing, long before the votes were ever cast! You got conned, and it’s just sickening to watch you try to defend being played like a fiddle.
If we’re going to talk about putting people’s lives in danger, Hilary Clinton has blood on her hands from propping up warlords and dictators in third world countries, along with completely fucking up disaster relief in Haiti in a way that left people jobless, homeless, and denied supplies, while her buddies ransacked their natural resources.
And then there’s her proposed policies, which including starting more wars, stricter gun control (which only exacerbates violent crime in every city it’s been forced on), less spending on the programs that poor people rely on, along with a series of harsher punishments for illegal immigrants that put Trump and Bush to shame.
Everything you attribute to Trump as a life threatening act of pure evil is something that Obama is already doing and that Hillary plans to do, but worse.
My favorite is the “racist!!” claims, while thousands of “poc” people with simple drug charges got life in prison because of Clinton’s 1994 laws.
“Muh Super Predators!”
As police across the country declare war with the ones they serve, the NYPD will now officially dress for their role in this war.
This is what happens when you declare open warfare on the police.
I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?
Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”
“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”
Yeah.
tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.
holy fuck
I am legitimately concerned for whoever runs this blog
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i want to kno more about kink manifestation tbh like what makes ppl think the weirdest things are hot. like is there any reason to it? is it just getting bored with everything normal idek
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@borderlinecat explain this
“Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word “Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost would appear in the world of the living if anyone said his name three times. So, sure enough, on the third mention by a Community character, this guy appears in the background for exactly two seconds. They patiently waited three years to reach that punchline.“
Community is literally one of the best shows. I watched every season three times and didn't even notice this, fuck
