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previously known as piper5by5. iit's just a mess here tbh. follow for more

[winterbolt]

LORD OF THE SNACK FALCONS

[tf2doodie]

T H I C C

[thebootydiaries]

this is worse than hate mail

[did-you-know]

Russia has so many accidents due to icy roads that a car insurance agent turned it into a sport. ‘Car curling’ is just like Olympic curling except cars are used instead of stones. Each team has a group that pushes the cars toward the target (often biting it on the ice as soon as they let go) and a driver who either steers to the center, or smashes the other team’s cars out of the way. Source Source 2

[bikesandcars]

BMW 3.0 CSL

BMW M3 E30

BMW M5 E28

[screenshotsofdespair]

[linuxusers]

[hackfurs]

“How do you get all that fur into those shorts of yours?”

“I’m still trying to figure that out myself.”

I haven’t posted anything in like… a couple weeks. I assure you all I’m still drawing stuff. I’ve got two more pieces on the way… for now. 

Anyway, this is my fluffy red panda boy. I don’t have for a name for him yet, but he’s a wizard, he’s powerful, and he likes shorts. Look out for him in the future!

[COMMISSIONS | MORE ART]

[nocrimeinthewasteland]

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

[notoriouslywitty-deactivated201]

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

[crunkellove-blog]

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

Please post all text posts for the next week in skype message format

[7mangoes]

let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Why even fuck anymore? Just throw hands and see who nut first.

[teathattast]

[mediamattersforamerica]

This is what we’re dealing with, folks.

[tawaretsampleleftelbow]

45 is a 5 year old.

[breanieswordvomit]

Reposting for the comment

[trash-cass]

Gotta love my boy Gregg

[wizardenjoyer]

[calovera]

@nelimeli

[sexhaver]

we’re all going to die

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

There’s no way this isn’t edited…

OH MY GOD ITS REAL

[bace-jeleren]

We’re in the bad end timeline, folks

[jumpingjacktrash]

PSA: THERE IS NOT A PLAGUE OF DISAPPEARING CHILDREN IN DC

the police have recently started using social media to try to find missing persons:

and it’s working!

so don’t panic, there isn’t a predator on a kidnapping spree targeting black kids. rather, the missing person reports that had previously not been treated very seriously are now getting the attention they deserve, and lots of kids are coming home safe because of it.

the DC police aren’t covering anything up. just the opposite. the world’s not quite as terrible as we feared.

https://twitter.com/DCPoliceDept – go ahead and check it for yourself.