Mature Nep

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Cottage at the beach or cottage in the mountains

“Hum, i don’t know honestly, a cottage near a beach is more near where vert would like, and the mountains would probably be more around where Blanc, ram, and rom live...i think the mountains no offense to vert but it would be closer to my friends”

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Make Me Choose Between ______ & ______ ?

Note: Can be characters, ships, movies, places. Anything your little hearts can think of!

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- starts reading from the dictionary-

“Oh i um...oh goodness...uh sir...sir...can you just...please listen for a minute...i need to...oh dear...um...i guess it wouldn’t hurt to brush up on some vocabulary...please continue i insist.”

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I’m pregnant! (From Mermaid Man bc I'm too lazy to switch accounts)

“Uh…well sir that is uh…quiet a thing…i hope everything goes well with that…um…why did you call to tell me this? I’m a volunteer at the park…i…i don’t think i can help with that…congratulations though! I’m very happy for you!”

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH!

“What the goodness?! W-Who is this? Why did you call me? What was that noise you just made? D-Do i need to call someone to send help?!”

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Hi so I wanna order 6 12 inch New Yorkers, 2 orders of wedges, a litre of coke…

“Oh um i’m sorry i think you have a wrong number here...i’m not sure where on earth you were trying to call, but i would be happy to help to find the number you were trying to call...also...if i may ask...whats a new yorker? It sounds pretty strange.”

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Phone Call Meme

Your character rings me. Is it good news, bad news, a prank call?

Happy/Good News

I’m pregnant!

By the way, we’re having twins.

I love you, okay? I really freaking love you!

I’ve gotten you a present.

I’m coming home early.

Happy Holidays!

I think about you every day. I can’t stop thinking about you!

You’re my best friend, you know that right?

I’ve booked us a holiday!

I know we’re not meant to do this over the phone, but…Marry me!

I’ve found out we’re related!

I’m bringing home dinner!

I got a huge paycheck today!

You’re pregnant? That’s wonderful!

You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

Angsty/Bad News

Someone’s following me!

I’ve just found [name], they’re really badly hurt!

Help me! I’m so scared!

I just can’t do it anymore.

I’ve quit my job, I walked out!

I don’t love you anymore.

We’re done, okay? We’re done!

They’re not breathing!

I’ve done something terrible…

I’m sorry. I’m just so sorry.

They’re dead!

…I need you to help me hide a body.

I need you to bail me out!

My house is on fire!

I’ve just had a horrible nightmare!

Prank/Crack Call

I’m looking for Amanda Hugankiss?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH!

Hi so I wanna order 6 12 inch New Yorkers, 2 orders of wedges, a litre of coke…

- Crazy Frog Impression-

-Can’t stop laughing enough to actually manage the prank call-

You knooooooooooooow I reaally *hic* love you DON’T you *hic* beshtesht bud foreeeeeeeeeeeever. -more incoherent drunkenness-

Rawr I’m a dinosaur rawr rawr

- sings Mamma Mia down the phone really loudly -

- puts phone next to a whoopie cushion-

- starts reading from the dictionary-

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🎵

Citizen soldier by 3 doors down

“Alright i hope you’re ready! Here we go!” Nepgear cleared her throat and looked at the piece of paper.

“🎵 Beyond the boundaries of your city’s lights, stand the hero's waiting for your cries, so many times you do not bring this on yourself, when that moment finally comes, i’ll be there to help, on that day when you need your brothers and sisters to care, i’ll be right here, citizen soldier holding the light for the ones that we guide from the dark of despair, standing on guard for ones that we sheltered, we’ll always be ready because we will always be there. When there are people crying in the streets, when they’re starving for a meal to eat, when they simply need a place to lay make their beds, right here underneath my wing, you can rest your head 🎵“

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Send '🎵' for my muse to sing the last song the mun has heard.

Or send ‘🎼’ + a song for my muses reaction to your muse singing that song to them.

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Kendo Training!

@silentxblade

It was early in the morning when Nepgear had set out to find herself somewhere, where she could improve her self-defense fighting styles it had been a long time since she last trained with anyone, last she could remember was IF teaching her how to counter and flip someone in hand to hand combat though it was still pretty difficult, Nepgear had many teachers back home for many things like: fighting, medical training, science, her older sister would even teach her about techniques to use in video games, but there was one thing on her list she had yet to learn anything about. Kendo, though Nepgear knew how to wield an actual sword having further knowledge of how to use equipment was a lot better if one technique didn’t seem to work. It was about a little past mid-day when Nepgear decided to investigate enrolling in a class to learn about Kendo, she spent most of the time before that reading up kendo’s history. So Nepgear entered the area where she believed the teacher was and peeked her head around close to every corner until finally finding someone.

“Excuse me...is this where the kendo classes are being held? I would like to sign up for one of the classes if there is an available spot I hope there is a free spot in the class i’m honestly very excited to try kendo.” Nepgear said this as she slowly inched towards the person while looking around to inspect the area to make sure it was in good condition for her training though she couldn’t keep from speaking her mind about how excited she was, yet she was just as scared because she was approaching someone she didn’t know. “My name is Nepgear i’d like to learn more about self-defense.”

Nepgear voiced this in a slight scared tone yet it was voiced with determination she wasn’t getting better at fighting to protect herself really, she wanted to be able to protect her sister once she returned home after she accomplished her goals and finally learned not to volunteer for everything present in front of her.

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An unapproved visitor

@felixilla​

It was about mid-day when Nepgear decided to head out from her home and go on a picnic, though having a lack of anyone to go with she made way too much food for her alone to eat so she started wondering what she could do with the food to keep it from going bad and just having to throw it away that was around the moment she remembered that there was a daycare somewhere in town, though not remembering where it was made her walk a bit longer. Eventually Nepgear walked up to a building and knocked asking for directions and after obtaining said directions she made a quick run to find the daycare, once there she gave a few quick breath from the run trying to catch her breath once again and knocked on the front door.

“Hello is anyone there? My name is Nepgear i hope i am not interrupting anything!” Nepgear said as she stood at the door patiently waiting for it to be opened so she could be greeted before continuing on why she was here and once the door was open she immediately got to talking. “Hello! I’m Nepgear i made my way over because i was going to go on a picnic, but no one had time to go with me so i made a whole bunch of extra food and i don’t want my hard work to go to waste so i wanted to see anyone here wanted some free, maybe a bit warm, food.”

Nepgear said this holding the basket in front of her if they said no she would just take the food to the next place that might accept it or she might sick trying to eat it all on her own, she was so used to having at least Neptune on events like this and it made nepgear happy at just the thought of being able to share things she made with other people

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A fault in your stars

@gurittas

It was just at that point of the night where some of the stars would shine bright in the sky Nepgear wasn’t one for roaming much, but when she got caught up in her volunteer work, most of which she did not sign up for but she was a sucker when it came to helping people out, most of her time in the day was spent fixing up the flowers, planting more flowers, and dusting of the walk ways she enjoyed every minute of it maybe a bit too much, enough to keep going with her tasks far out of the range where she should have stopped this time it brought her to the soleil condos it wasn’t really that far from her home so she explored the area, but it was night which made it so Nepgear couldn’t make out where she was going, fearing something might happen Nepgear approached a door and gave light knocks on the door.

“Um Excuse me i got a little lost...is there anyone that can help me find my way to the soleil apartments? My name is Nepgear and if i could borrow a flashlight it would very much help me out and i will return it tomorrow afternoon...Um...i uh...please help i’m a little scared honestly!”

Nepgear said this pretty loudly, she was not afraid to say she was afraid her dignity (or what could be perceived as dignity) could not be harmed by admitting that since she had admitted it many times before to many many people, but the story of how she got here would probably make her look like an idiot.

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[Alright! Now that i’m assured everything is completely done (hopefully) My name is Anthony, nice to see you all again i’m here with one more muse, i hope this goes well honestly anyways! This is a starter call! Gonna cap at 4 this time; like this for a starter from Nepgear.]