*Did you just call me... "Mom"?

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If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!

[nepthunno-blog]

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!

Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, Pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Do you think you have an accent?

Would you rather be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

[lafayette-sings-deactivated2016]

Well this is gonna be both humiliating and awesome. Test my Britishness.

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((To be honest, I might do this one again, it was pretty fun ^^))

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

send me a name and a number and I'll...

1. List three things I like about them. 2. List three flaws they have. 3. List three things I find attractive about them. 4. List three things I find unattractive about them. 5. List three songs that remind me of them. 6. List three things I’d change about our relationship. 7. List three things I want to say to them. 8. List three things I’d like to hear them say to me. 9. List three things I’d like to do them. 10. List three things I’d like them to do to me.

[kindlytxriel-blog]

For the muse…

   Pick one:

   burn or freeze. Burn.    humiliation or isolation. Isolation.    bleed or cry. Cry.    hurt or numbness. Hurt.    afterlife or nonexistence. Afterlife.

   Fill in:

   a memory you want to forget:   Losing my loved ones..    a memory you want to hold onto: Those happy times with my family, when everyone was safe and happy.   a thought you hate: ‘I could have done more to save the human children that left the Ruins..’    a thought you have on a daily basis: ‘I wonder if any more poor souls have fallen down.’    a time you were angry: When storming out of the castle, leaving Asgore for the Ruins.    a time you were grieved: When I lost my children, I still do grieve about it sometimes.    a time you were embarrassed: I once bought a Nice cream treat, and nearly threw the wrapping away. It wasn’t until the monster selling the Nice cream treats told me to look at the wrapper that I noticed the lovely message written in it. It truly made me embarrassed that I had missed it.   a time you were nostalgic: One time when I went shopping for ingredients for a bake, I passed down the isle of sweet treats and saw a specific brand name chocolate bar. It truly made me think back..

   Bold what you would do:

   harm someone else to save yourself   harm someone else to save someone close to you    kill someone else to save yourself    kill someone else to save someone close to you   sacrifice yourself for someone close to you    sacrifice yourself for strangers

[kindlytxriel-blog]

Tag dump

[notsohumerusnow]

☽

☽ = wandering alone at night @kindlytxriel

The skeleton had a habit of wandering around in that desolate stretch between Snowdin and the locked door to the ruins, especially at night. Snow trampled beneath his boots, crunching in the eerie silence of the woods at that hour.

Hands were stuffed as far into his pockets as they could manage, that hood drawn up over his skull so the fluff situated against his cracked crown. Two lights were visible, one being the res that curled lazily from his eye socket, drifting up like a ribbon of smoke against his temple. The second, the ember of his cigar, dancing dully with fiery hues and casting shadows against the starkly pale white of his face.

[notsohumerusnow]

Retracting his hand as soon as he could, reluctance lacing its way through his bones and causing a notable quiver in his movements, he would have eagerly stuffed that bony hand back into the sanctuary of his pocket. Why was he so… uncomfortable? Somehow, without any warning, her warm demeanor had completely melted away the wall of ice he had constructed around him and it left him feeling unpleasantly vulnerable.

“So… uh, Toriel, was it..” Scarlet gaze dropped to the ground at her feet, as if suddenly finding interest in the blanket of snow. “W-what brings ya here..?”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

She reacted to his sudden retract of his hand, but doesn’t question it. He seems to have changed somehow though. His actions seemed more innocent, almost.

* “Well.. i’m not really sure what I’m doing here, but I want to try and make the most of it whilst I can, I suppose.”

She puts her paws together in front of her, shoulders relaxing visibly.

* “I haven’t left the ruins for years, you see, so I’d love it if you could show me some things.”

[notsohumerusnow]

Those words caused a notable spark to flare that scarlet glow in his socket, spiraling color lazily up into the air and dissipating like a wisp of smoke.

“The ruins… like behind the door?” He’d paced that door so many times, tried to push and pull and pry it open for hours over the years, yet no matter how much he struggled it never moved.. and she had somehow emerged from there. From the one place in the underground he hadn’t been granted access to roam freely, the one spot that still lay unexplored. “What’s…” A moment of trepidation, as if he had to wonder if he really wanted to know. “What’s it like in there?”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

* “Yes, the Ruins, behind the door.”

She watches his expression, seeing it looked like a mix between uncertainty and dread, almost. Of course, the next question wasn’t much of a surprise. Nobody could enter from outside the Ruins, so not even Toriel knew how to get back into said Ruins right now.

* “It is a wonderful place, honestly.. though very big and..” 

She takes a pause, knowing how lonely and empty it really was behind the set of doors. Her face changes to a slight frown, rubbing her arm as she started to think about how it really was. She felt comfortable in her Home, but it was so empty and frighteningly silent.

* “Lonely, empty, quiet, scary..”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

[[Little Matthew..]]

[kindlytxriel-blog]

||Continued from here||

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What is this child speaking of? He couldn’t hurt her.. she’s never met a child that had tried, and it felt like no child would try, to harm her. Yet.. she felt like this child wasn’t like the others that had fell.

* “If you do end up hurting me, child.. I don’t think I’d find it in me to kick you out. A human is stronger than a monster, yes, but I’ve never met a child that seem to want to harm me, or another monster. So please, let me help you. I do not want to have a memory of leaving a wounded and probably vulnerable child here.”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

MUNDAY QUESTIONS;

1: Why did you start role playing?

2: What made you choose your muse?

3: Is there anything challenging about writing your muse?

4: Is there anything enjoyable about writing your muse?

5: What has been your favourite thread?

6: Do you have any roleplaying pet peeves?

7: What is your preferred roleplaying style and why? (semi para/para/mirror etc)

8: If you knew your muse in RL would you be friends or enemies?

9: Is there a certain writing style or colloquialisms you have to use for you muse that changes from your own?

10: Have you picked up any of your muses habits

11: [Canon] Is your character major/minor and did this have any influence in your decision to play them?

12: [Canon] Do you feel you stick to canon characteristics of your muse?

13: [Canon] Did you make any changes to your muses timeline/background?

14: [Canon] Was there anything that made this muse difficult to work with ,i.e canon death/canon location?

15: [Canon] Do you play/interact with the canon character differently now that you roleplay them?

16: [OC] What gave you the inspiration for your muse?

17: [OC] What made you choose their faceclaim/appearance?

18: [OC] Was their background decided from the start or developed over time?

19: [OC] Does your character have any canon routes or is their background self created?

20: [OC] How did you choose their name?

[kindlytxriel-blog]

Munday questions! Send me a symbol~

☮: five things I have in common with my muse

✿: five things that are different about me from my muse

✈: five places I'd love to travel

☠: selfie

☯: three things I'd change about myself if I could

♥: three blogs I recommend

✌: favorite video game

✖: favorite band

☢: favorite female singer

☣: favorite male singer

☤: do you have any pets?

♧: do you believe in luck?

♂: gender?

♀: sexual/romantic orientation?

☁: favorite type of weather?

☂: five favorite books

☃: five favorite movies

♔: favorite disney princess

♕: why you chose the muse you did

♪: five favorite songs

♫: five songs that remind me of my muse

☜: a muse you've always wanted to play, but haven't

☝: a muse you'd like to play again

☞: an insecurity you have about your writing

☟: something other rpers/fanfic writers do to your muse that drives you CRAZY

☑: 3 good qualities about me

☐: 3 random facts about me

☒: 3 bad qualities about me

✉: write a letter to your muse

✍: do you keep a diary or journal?

♈: last time you screamed

♉: last time you cried

♊: last time you hit someone

♋: any pets?

♌: what's your family like?

♍: other blogs?

♎: would you date your muse?

♏: would you and your muse be friends?

♐: 3 things that scare you

♑: five female faves

♒: five male fives

♓: one thing you're looking forward to

☹: five things that make you sad

☺: five things that make you happy

Put a rumor you heard about my muse in my ask and they'll confirm or deny it.

[notsohumerusnow]

☽

☽ = wandering alone at night @kindlytxriel

The skeleton had a habit of wandering around in that desolate stretch between Snowdin and the locked door to the ruins, especially at night. Snow trampled beneath his boots, crunching in the eerie silence of the woods at that hour.

Hands were stuffed as far into his pockets as they could manage, that hood drawn up over his skull so the fluff situated against his cracked crown. Two lights were visible, one being the res that curled lazily from his eye socket, drifting up like a ribbon of smoke against his temple. The second, the ember of his cigar, dancing dully with fiery hues and casting shadows against the starkly pale white of his face.

[notsohumerusnow]

Retracting his hand as soon as he could, reluctance lacing its way through his bones and causing a notable quiver in his movements, he would have eagerly stuffed that bony hand back into the sanctuary of his pocket. Why was he so… uncomfortable? Somehow, without any warning, her warm demeanor had completely melted away the wall of ice he had constructed around him and it left him feeling unpleasantly vulnerable.

“So… uh, Toriel, was it..” Scarlet gaze dropped to the ground at her feet, as if suddenly finding interest in the blanket of snow. “W-what brings ya here..?”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

She reacted to his sudden retract of his hand, but doesn’t question it. He seems to have changed somehow though. His actions seemed more innocent, almost.

* “Well.. i’m not really sure what I’m doing here, but I want to try and make the most of it whilst I can, I suppose.”

She puts her paws together in front of her, shoulders relaxing visibly.

* “I haven’t left the ruins for years, you see, so I’d love it if you could show me some things.”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

As the attacking monsters had left them, and she hears the monster she protected, whom she was assuming was Papyrus, speak, she turns to him. Upon seeing his poor condition, Toriel couldn’t help but blame herself for not having gotten to this place sooner. She carefully approached him, reaching over to wipe the blood off of his chin as he had turned back to face her.

* ”Even if you could’ve taken them, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t have gotten away with your life at hand..”

Her tone was a motherly tone, one of fear for the other and comfort. Wherever she was right now, she knew wasn’t her home, because of the creepy and deathly atmosphere. The monsters also seemed very different, as they were scared of her and were different colours from what she had last remembered.

* “What’s your name?”

[quiiestis-blog]

      “ TCH. I HAD IT UNDER CONTROL.  ”

      This was the queen, right? The cruel and merciless queen? Why did she help him? What purpose did she have to help him? Unless– Perhaps since she’d been ostracized, she needed new subjects and she was hoping to hold this over on him and force him to serve her. That wasn’t something the skeleton wanted at all. 

                                 Though she did look different than usual.

      “ …MY NAME? I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS! ALL OF SNOWDIN FEARS MY NAME! I’M INSULTED THAT YOU DON’T ALREADY KNOW THAT! ”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

Toriel lets out a chuckle, nodding once. She could’ve guessed his name, but he had a feeling that since this wasn’t her home, he may have had a different name. She holds her hand out to him, as to offer a herself as support.

* “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Papyrus, but it could’ve been under better circumstances. I am Toriel.”

Smiling sadly at the very injured skeleton, she tries to lighten the mood. If she were to heal him, or at least try to, she would probably have to gain his trust first, which she didn’t mind doing.

[notsohumerusnow]

☽

☽ = wandering alone at night @kindlytxriel

The skeleton had a habit of wandering around in that desolate stretch between Snowdin and the locked door to the ruins, especially at night. Snow trampled beneath his boots, crunching in the eerie silence of the woods at that hour.

Hands were stuffed as far into his pockets as they could manage, that hood drawn up over his skull so the fluff situated against his cracked crown. Two lights were visible, one being the res that curled lazily from his eye socket, drifting up like a ribbon of smoke against his temple. The second, the ember of his cigar, dancing dully with fiery hues and casting shadows against the starkly pale white of his face.

[kindlytxriel-blog]

She looks at him, shaking her head slowly with hesitance. She had no idea where or what this place was.. She puts her hands together in front of her, smiling slightly at the skeleton again.

* “I do not. I recognise your voice, though. Something about your voice makes me feel a sense of.. comfort.” 

She looks over his features, wanting to hear more of his voice to see if it rang any more bells.

* “I am Toriel. I’m the guardian of the Ruins. What is your name?”

[notsohumerusnow]

She was being so… kind. That malicious grin faltered, the gleam of red within that socket flickering before growing dim with uncertainty. He had anticipated the usual prey-like fear that he encountered on these paths, perhaps even the predacious aggression that often composed himself, yet she had neither. Instead she seemed to radiate warmth, a sensation that caused his shoulders to droop and hostility to slowly ebb out of him despite his best efforts to retain it.

“Uh…” That was certainly something her hadn’t expected to be asked, a slow drag of his cigar adding a curl of smoke to his gruff words. “…Red.”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

She maintained the warm smile on her face and hesitantly held her paw out slightly, as a sign for him to shake it. He certainly rang many bells, yet then name made her unable to place the similarity to someone..

* “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Red.”

Her voice was sincere, so were her words, as she really didn’t mean any harm to the skeleton.

[notsohumerusnow]

Eyeing her hand, that red glow sparked visibly in the depths of his eye socket socket, arch of a brow bone evident before he finally grasped her hand with his own bony one.

This was all alien to him. The warm demeanor, the calm words, the friendly face. It all seemed to both ease his nerves and raise questions inside his cracked skull.

“A-a…. pleasure….”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

Toriel could easily see the slight confusion on his features, in which she let out a slight chuckle to. She didn’t understand why he seemed so surprised or confused, really.

“Yes, dear. A pleasure..”

She gently takes a hold of his cold hand, shaking it gently as a greeting. He didn’t seem so bad as some of the other monsters she had met during her, so far, short time here.

[notsohumerusnow]

☽

☽ = wandering alone at night @kindlytxriel

The skeleton had a habit of wandering around in that desolate stretch between Snowdin and the locked door to the ruins, especially at night. Snow trampled beneath his boots, crunching in the eerie silence of the woods at that hour.

Hands were stuffed as far into his pockets as they could manage, that hood drawn up over his skull so the fluff situated against his cracked crown. Two lights were visible, one being the res that curled lazily from his eye socket, drifting up like a ribbon of smoke against his temple. The second, the ember of his cigar, dancing dully with fiery hues and casting shadows against the starkly pale white of his face.

[kindlytxriel-blog]

She looks at him, shaking her head slowly with hesitance. She had no idea where or what this place was.. She puts her hands together in front of her, smiling slightly at the skeleton again.

* “I do not. I recognise your voice, though. Something about your voice makes me feel a sense of.. comfort.” 

She looks over his features, wanting to hear more of his voice to see if it rang any more bells.

* “I am Toriel. I’m the guardian of the Ruins. What is your name?”

[notsohumerusnow]

She was being so… kind. That malicious grin faltered, the gleam of red within that socket flickering before growing dim with uncertainty. He had anticipated the usual prey-like fear that he encountered on these paths, perhaps even the predacious aggression that often composed himself, yet she had neither. Instead she seemed to radiate warmth, a sensation that caused his shoulders to droop and hostility to slowly ebb out of him despite his best efforts to retain it.

“Uh…” That was certainly something her hadn’t expected to be asked, a slow drag of his cigar adding a curl of smoke to his gruff words. “…Red.”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

She maintained the warm smile on her face and hesitantly held her paw out slightly, as a sign for him to shake it. He certainly rang many bells, yet then name made her unable to place the similarity to someone..

* “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Red.”

Her voice was sincere, so were her words, as she really didn’t mean any harm to the skeleton.

[kindlytxriel-blog]

[[Little Matthew..]]

[kindlytxriel-blog]

||Continued from here||

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* “You poor youth.. Come, I’ll guide you through the catacombs. I’ll make you a healthy meal when we get home.”

She slowly stands up with him, holding his shaking and cold hand with a warm and welcoming grip. 

[account51-b]

Matthew tried standing up but his legs gave out on him. The fall seemed to have broken his legs.

“I’m sorry ma'am… For being so weak.”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

She shook her head gently, kneeling down again and stroke his head softly, not wanting to hurt him.

* “Do you mind me carrying you? I do not want you to be injured further.”

[account51-b]

“W-why are you being so nice? It doesn’t make any sense. You have no reason you could just leave me here… It’d be easier to do that anyway.”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

She felt a little taken aback by his words, and her eyes became wide.

* “Child, don’t say that. I wouldn’t mind company in the Ruins. It’s very lonely sometimes, and I like taking care of other monsters, plus the potential humans that fall down.”

[notsohumerusnow]

☽

☽ = wandering alone at night @kindlytxriel

The skeleton had a habit of wandering around in that desolate stretch between Snowdin and the locked door to the ruins, especially at night. Snow trampled beneath his boots, crunching in the eerie silence of the woods at that hour.

Hands were stuffed as far into his pockets as they could manage, that hood drawn up over his skull so the fluff situated against his cracked crown. Two lights were visible, one being the res that curled lazily from his eye socket, drifting up like a ribbon of smoke against his temple. The second, the ember of his cigar, dancing dully with fiery hues and casting shadows against the starkly pale white of his face.

[kindlytxriel-blog]

She looks at him, shaking her head slowly with hesitance. She had no idea where or what this place was.. She puts her hands together in front of her, smiling slightly at the skeleton again.

* “I do not. I recognise your voice, though. Something about your voice makes me feel a sense of.. comfort.” 

She looks over his features, wanting to hear more of his voice to see if it rang any more bells.

* “I am Toriel. I’m the guardian of the Ruins. What is your name?”

[kindlytxriel-blog]

Oh, wow. It's Munday already. Put some of these in my askbox, and I will respond OOC.

ᄏ: Play any instruments?

ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?

△: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?

【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?

＊: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)

旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?

愛: Are you currently dating?

太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?

＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?

(｀▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores?

(づ￣ ³￣)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to?

空: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few?

☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?

⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?

ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?

ピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child?

(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?

♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?

☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?

(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?

ス: Have you ever swallowed gum?

⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.

ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.

≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?

☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?

➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?

♛: Do you like group projects?

高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?

ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?

♞: Showers or baths?

✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?

⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?

^∇^: Has your best friend ever made you angry?

（．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person?

メ: Cupcakes or muffins?

(●´∀｀●): Ponies or Horses?

♯: Would you like to be able to fly?

ℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing?

Æ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?

☪: Have you ever flipped off someone?

♬: Cats or dogs?

礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?

の: Chocolate or Vanilla?

◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?

ᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone?

ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

.♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?

۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?

▼: Could you live without the internet?

Д: Strangest food you've eaten?

까: Cookies or brownies?

[thxunlivedlife-deactivated20160]

Hit on my muse

[kxmhyunarchive-blog]

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.