THE FUNNY ONE.

chat, please clip that.

[kineticrelief]

KINETICRELIEF. justin hedd, an original character who is a twitch streamer that also happens to be telekinetic. he's also kind of funny sometimes. written by kc. start here.

[evermeant]

he left me his restaurant. and over the last couple months i-i’ve been trying to fix it ‘cause it was in rough shape, and i think it’s very clear that me trying to fix the restaurant was me trying to fix whatever was happening with my brother. and i don’t know, maybe fix the whole family because that restaurant, it has and it, it does mean a lot to people. it means a lot to me. i just don’t know if it ever meant anything to him. carmen berzatto of the bear, by kc. template.

[hidefire2-deactivated20250805]

literally nothing is set up I have nothing but I’m setting up a persona 3 multi on @lifemean and you should all follow and talk to me abt persona even if ur not familiar because holy SHIT!!!!!

[kineticrelief]

I know a lot of my followers are not aware of persona or if they are, still don’t know much abt it. but I’m thinking abt making a multi with a bunch of characters from 3 and 4 because those r taking over my brain. if I included descriptions of the story and some backstory on the characters, would ppl want to write with them? I wouldn’t be using icons since they r from video games and im lazy abt making icons (and anime rpc scares me)

would you join me in persona hell

yes

maybe???

nah

kc option

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2024

[kineticrelief]

not to persona post again but do you think makoto has all of his special trinkets in his pocket at the end of the game ….

[kineticrelief]

guys look at me and my fiancé 🥺🥺🥺

[kineticrelief]

mermaid au please

[kineticrelief]

mermaid au please

[kineticrelief]

Hello I just like this picture of me

[kineticrelief]

Considering passing in one assignment a day late (this is the only assignment I have passed in late and I have until next month to pass it in and still get points)

[kineticrelief]

I am 5’4 and weigh 100 pounds. should I get in the mosh pit at the metal show I’m going to tomorrow

yes

no

kc answer

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

[kineticrelief]

what are you thinking about now?

@ruinedmyself

“uh….”

okay. so it’s not like he wasn’t scare. justin was entirely and totally scared. he had been working through that for a little while now, and his thought process was often not linear. so he was not trying to hide any fear by avoiding the question.

no, he’s thinking about how whatever that creature was kind of reminded him of the troll he had made out of legos at one point. which feels like quite possibly the worst thing he could say out loud right now.

“…writing my will. in my head?”

that sounds… also bad.

[kineticrelief]

"i’d feel better sitting outside your apartment on the curb than any other place i can think of or imagine." (from valeria!)

@chaos--mode

“really?”

the curb outside of his apartment isn’t really that bad, but it isn’t that nice, either. the grass is kept short, and the road is not too destroyed. it’s not a busy street, so it’s a quiet enough place to sit. but that doesn’t mean he wants them to feel like they have to stay out there.

“well, the curb is pretty sweet but uh… you can just come inside, if you’ve want. i’ve got food.”

[kineticrelief]

the best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

@polardestiny

he laughs, even though he is always just a little unsure of when frankie is joking. it seems like just when he thinks to have them figured out, he is learning something entirely and wildly new about them. but laughing seems like the way to go.

“that’s just like, my career, though.” oh god. did he just say career? he’d like to jump out a window. “is that really your favorite thing about me?”

[kineticrelief]

i've gotta talk to you. from ethan ( @knowstruth ) !!

@knowstruth

he’s heard this tone only a few times before, but it is never exactly… good. ethan has a serious expression, and justin is immediately sent back to the day the other decided he was leaving. which was good! but also terrible. what was he going to say now? oh god, had he found a country even further away to go to?

(he really didn’t want to change his sleep schedule again, though, he knows that’s a selfish thought.)

“well, yeah. we can talk. i mean, you didn’t ask but i’m like…” he already feels like he might be screwing things up. “do you uh. what do you wanna talk about?”

[kineticrelief]

last reblog has me thinking of the movie as good as it gets and my parents showed me that movie when I was younger because they believed the main character was autistic and (my mom especially) could relate to him in specific ways and I just. I don’t know if that was intentionally or if the movie even holds up (have not seen it since I was ten) but idk. Sometimes “offensive” autism portrayals are like. No I don’t want to see more of them. But they have this special place in my heart and seeing people like my parents love them deeply makes me feel deeply loved

[mcflymemes]

AS GOOD AS IT GETS (1997) PROMPTS

i’m so afraid you’re about to say something awful.

don’t be pessimistic.

i don’t quite get how that’s a compliment for me.

you make me want to be a better man.

that’s maybe the best compliment of my life.

i can’t resist!

i just have so many questions i want to ask you.

you have no idea what your work means to me.

oh god, this is like a nightmare.

why can’t i have a normal boyfriend?

i’m drowning here, and you’re describing the water!

when you first entered the restaurant, i thought you were handsome… and then, of course, you spoke.

never, never interrupt me, okay?

don’t knock. not on this door. not for any reason.

it’s not true.

you… overwhelm me.

can i ask you a personal question?

you consider your life easy?

i got nervous. i screwed up.

is he dead yet?

where did they teach you to talk like this?

do you want to dance?

i’ve been thinking about that for a while.

to hell with sex! it was better than sex!

what if this is as good as it gets?

judging from your eyes, i’d say you were fifty.

can you drive him?

is it a secret what you’re doing here?

i had to see you.

i’d feel better sitting outside your apartment on the curb than any other place i can think of or imagine.

if you want to see me, you will not do this.

the best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

i can’t get back to my old life.

i grew up in hell!

come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

maybe we could live without the wisecracks.

do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?

i can’t do this without you.

you know what you want.

i’m not going to sleep with you!

i’m tired of my own complaints.

what are you thinking about now?

how much more you got to eat?

i don’t get this place.

i’m a lot more shy than people think.

all right, cut me a break.

have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?

we’re all going to die soon.

do you understand me?

give me some sign you understand me, you sick fuck.

do you want to know what happened with my parents?

pay me a compliment. i need one.

you have no idea how much that hurt my feelings.

what you did changed my life.

i’m gonna grab you.

i know i can do better than that.

don’t be like me!

i didn’t mean that, sweetheart.

i’m dying here.

just a little too much reality for a friday night.

a compliment is something nice about somebody else.

you changed your office around!

my god, what happened to you?

i was attacked! i nearly died!

you like sad stories? wanna hear mine?

you don’t love anything.

oh now i’m pissed. now i’m really pissed!