gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

King | It/They | 20 general biology weirdo fish parent currently thinking about: prehistoric life

[king--of--birds]

[pikaole]

MAY

[yeehawpim]

a comic for ppl who have complicated feelings this time of year

[sharingneedles]

[king--of--birds]

also how do i politely tell someone that their fish is way too big for their tank

[i-adagio-i]

A letter to the coyote.

(Text)

Dear Coyote,

I do not blame you for what you do,

I do not blame you for what you are,

You do as you need.

You are as needed.

People want you dead for it.

You know this.

When I am among people,

I think I understand you.

But, when I see you,

Wearing your target as a crown

Playing and loping

Surviving.

I feel the brunt of my humanity

[qostine]

Fei Cui

[king--of--birds]

having to actually talk to people you dont know and be normal and polite and not be desperate to get into a masters program is terrifying!!! im going to die!!!

[up2fishy-buisness]

shots but with of one of these

[orca-in-disguise]

Critter fact #106:

Goldfish (Carassius auratus) do not grow to the size of their tank. They can get huge, even in small tanks!!

[king--of--birds]

every goldfish has the possibility to get to at least 5 inches regardless of tank size if given proper nutrition (ignoring possible unique genetic factors). some breeds, especially the stocky fancy breeds, don't typically get much longer than that but common and comet goldfish can get up to over a foot.

always assume your goldfish will reach a minimum of 5 inches and plan accordingly!

[plaguedocboi]

how do you feel about those goldfish that play football (soccer)

If this is what pro sports were I’d watch them

[naruta-deactivated20201013]

you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen

I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside

Open concept kitchen, nice, nice

Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.

That bathroom could use an update

Need to change out that curtain

Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!

Oh

[ozempicofficial]

[psych-is-the-name]

According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.

[king--of--birds]

key word, most

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[shadythetortie]

A HAMMERHEAD????

[gallusrostromegalus]

I attended a campfire presentation by a park ranger who described Osprey as "both the pickiest and least picky eaters of all time."

They're the pickiest because they only eat things they can catch by plunging into at least six feet of water feet-first and are as close to their maximum carrying capacity as possible, to maximize calories-per-trip.

They're the Least Picky because so long as something fits those parameters, Osprey will go for it.

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

[king--of--birds]

we're just gonna ignore the man 'o war? ok

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town