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i giveth to thou

baby

[you have received 1(one) baby king of spades]

...

* That is one angry baby. His hole-digging has been interrupted!

Uh-

I'm not- what the helleth- no i can't just kicketh a childe.

Alrighte let's see'eth how doth I maketh this someone else's probleme... I shan't be'eth trusted.

* The baby growls at Rouxls.

Oh you little shit. Thou art still beinge trouble evenst when thou arte just an infant. Good grief maybe I shouldst just punteth thee out of mine shoppe. Although you'd probablye just biteth mine boot if I attempted sucheth...

* He starts trying to dig a hole.

So thats where Lancer getseth that from...

How about we do'eth this outside? And not in minr shoppe okaye?

* Rouxls tries to pick him up.

* He growls more, but when he is picked up he just goes fully limp and calm.

Oh wowe... I twas expectinge to get bit! Thou arte shockinglye calmeth as of nowe...

Hm... the cell wouldst be'eth goode if he turnseth back, but leavinge a childe there unsupervisedeth?

* He adjusts to properly hold King, cradling him as if he were Lancer.

It's not the worste place for a childe to be left unsupervised to be faire though.

* He puts his own fist in his mouth.

Oh my goodness that is reallye cuteth god dammit.

No. I need to get riddeth of thee, not get distracted by thine cute baby mannerisms.

* Baby chewing on his own handdd...

i giveth to thou

baby

[you have received 1(one) baby king of spades]

...

* That is one angry baby. His hole-digging has been interrupted!

Uh-

I'm not- what the helleth- no i can't just kicketh a childe.

Alrighte let's see'eth how doth I maketh this someone else's probleme... I shan't be'eth trusted.

* The baby growls at Rouxls.

* He starts trying to dig a hole.

So thats where Lancer getseth that from...

How about we do'eth this outside? And not in minr shoppe okaye?

* Rouxls tries to pick him up.

* He growls more, but when he is picked up he just goes fully limp and calm.

Oh wowe... I twas expectinge to get bit! Thou arte shockinglye calmeth as of nowe...

Hm... the cell wouldst be'eth goode if he turnseth back, but leavinge a childe there unsupervisedeth?

* He adjusts to properly hold King, cradling him as if he were Lancer.

It's not the worste place for a childe to be left unsupervised to be faire though.

* He puts his own fist in his mouth.

who does baby spades like and not like?

will/does like:

victor

queen

lancer

won't/doesn't like:

seam

jevil

the other kings

rouxls

#mod post

i giveth to thou

baby

[you have received 1(one) baby king of spades]

...

* That is one angry baby. His hole-digging has been interrupted!

Uh-

I'm not- what the helleth- no i can't just kicketh a childe.

Alrighte let's see'eth how doth I maketh this someone else's probleme... I shan't be'eth trusted.

* The baby growls at Rouxls.

* He starts trying to dig a hole.

So thats where Lancer getseth that from...

How about we do'eth this outside? And not in minr shoppe okaye?

* Rouxls tries to pick him up.

* He growls more, but when he is picked up he just goes fully limp and calm.

i giveth to thou

baby

[you have received 1(one) baby king of spades]

...

* That is one angry baby. His hole-digging has been interrupted!

Uh-

I'm not- what the helleth- no i can't just kicketh a childe.

Alrighte let's see'eth how doth I maketh this someone else's probleme... I shan't be'eth trusted.

* The baby growls at Rouxls.

* He starts trying to dig a hole.

i giveth to thou

baby

[you have received 1(one) baby king of spades]

...

* That is one angry baby. His hole-digging has been interrupted!

Uh-

I'm not- what the helleth- no i can't just kicketh a childe.

Alrighte let's see'eth how doth I maketh this someone else's probleme... I shan't be'eth trusted.

* The baby growls at Rouxls.

i giveth to thou

baby

[you have received 1(one) baby king of spades]

...

* That is one angry baby. His hole-digging has been interrupted!

#king of spades #baby spades #5/10

shouldve expected that...

yeahhh…

#mod post

aw, you like digging, dont you!!

* He growls at you. Looks like he still doesn’t like anons.

[VIctor has come down to look for the baby soades. the little guy.]

[ @tuum-vas-persistit ]

* He is hitting the ground with his toy hammer, at the bottom of the stairs.

[ohthankgodhehasnttriedtoclimbupthestairs. atleast it looks like it.]

[VICTOR makes his way down the stairs, crouching down once he's downstairs.]

"pretty cool hammer you got there."

[if he didnt know any better, he'd think this was LANCER; smaller edition.]

* He hits Victor in the ankles with the toy hammer.

"owww. that hurtsss."

[not really. but hes rubbing his ankle like it does.]

"this is so saad...so saad..vicious spades card, you aaree.."

* He puts the hammer down and butt-shuffles closer before clinging to Victor's leg.

[oh my god that is precious. aaujgjgngn]

"oh, look at that! youve got my leg."

[VICTOR looks down at Baby Spades. tiny guy..reminds him of LANCER.]

[should he. pick him up?]

* ...He bites Victor's leg. They'll have to pry him off before he can be picked up.

"hey. nooo. dont do that—"

[he starts gently trying to pry him off.]

"do you want a treat? Im only gonna give you a treat if you let go."

* That gets him off. He stops biting and lets go of the leg, then holds his hands up for treats.

[THATSS SO FUCKING CUTE OH MYGOD]

"thank youuu. let me get you your treaat—"

[VICTOR hands him a treat(bribery..), before gently trying to scoop him up off the floor.]

* He eats the treat very fast, and lets himself be picked up.

"theere we go. guess you really liked the treat, huh! now.."

[..hn.]

[he looks between the jail cell and the stairs, resting Baby Spades on his hip. he can either put the baby back in the jail cell, or...take baby spades outside?]

"well, a jail cell is no place for a baby...but I dont want to risk anything happening if I do bring him out, not to mention I have no idea how long this will last.."

[decisions, decisions...]

[he pauses, then looks back down at Baby spades.]

"what do you wanna do, huh?"

* He puts his own fist in his mouth.

[VICTOR pats baby spades' head.]

"suppose I ought to try getting you back inside your cell..heaven knows present-day you wouldn't be happy if anyone saw you like this."

[he walks towards the cell.]

* He takes the fist out of his mouth.

Nnnoooo!! Noooooo!

* He tries to wriggle free and/or climb either up or down to go back and climb up the stairs. Sharp little baby claws.

"okay! okay! no cell! no cell!"

[VICTOR moves away from the cell and towards the stairs.]

"its okay! we'll go up, okay?"

* He nods.

[VICTOR adjusts his hold on Baby spades and nods back, climbing up the stairs.]

"ill just say youre a random baby spades card I found..probably brought here by another lightner! yeah! thats..yeah."

"you got some sharp claws there, yknow that? good for digging."

* The fist has returned to the mouth.

[VICTOR continues up the stairs. he'll try and make sure baby spades isnt seen by anyone else...]

"you wanna go dig?"

* He takes his fist out of his mouth and throws his hands up (flinging spittle into Victor’s face in the process).

Dig!

[VIctor has come down to look for the baby soades. the little guy.]

[ @tuum-vas-persistit ]

* He is hitting the ground with his toy hammer, at the bottom of the stairs.

[ohthankgodhehasnttriedtoclimbupthestairs. atleast it looks like it.]

[VICTOR makes his way down the stairs, crouching down once he's downstairs.]

"pretty cool hammer you got there."

[if he didnt know any better, he'd think this was LANCER; smaller edition.]

* He hits Victor in the ankles with the toy hammer.

"owww. that hurtsss."

[not really. but hes rubbing his ankle like it does.]

"this is so saad...so saad..vicious spades card, you aaree.."

* He puts the hammer down and butt-shuffles closer before clinging to Victor's leg.

[oh my god that is precious. aaujgjgngn]

"oh, look at that! youve got my leg."

[VICTOR looks down at Baby Spades. tiny guy..reminds him of LANCER.]

[should he. pick him up?]

* ...He bites Victor's leg. They'll have to pry him off before he can be picked up.

"hey. nooo. dont do that—"

[he starts gently trying to pry him off.]

"do you want a treat? Im only gonna give you a treat if you let go."

* That gets him off. He stops biting and lets go of the leg, then holds his hands up for treats.

[THATSS SO FUCKING CUTE OH MYGOD]

"thank youuu. let me get you your treaat—"

[VICTOR hands him a treat(bribery..), before gently trying to scoop him up off the floor.]

* He eats the treat very fast, and lets himself be picked up.

"theere we go. guess you really liked the treat, huh! now.."

[..hn.]

[he looks between the jail cell and the stairs, resting Baby Spades on his hip. he can either put the baby back in the jail cell, or...take baby spades outside?]

"well, a jail cell is no place for a baby...but I dont want to risk anything happening if I do bring him out, not to mention I have no idea how long this will last.."

[decisions, decisions...]

[he pauses, then looks back down at Baby spades.]

"what do you wanna do, huh?"

* He puts his own fist in his mouth.

[VICTOR pats baby spades' head.]

"suppose I ought to try getting you back inside your cell..heaven knows present-day you wouldn't be happy if anyone saw you like this."

[he walks towards the cell.]

* He takes the fist out of his mouth.

Nnnoooo!! Noooooo!

* He tries to wriggle free and/or climb either up or down to go back and climb up the stairs. Sharp little baby claws.

"okay! okay! no cell! no cell!"

[VICTOR moves away from the cell and towards the stairs.]

"its okay! we'll go up, okay?"

* He nods.

[VICTOR adjusts his hold on Baby spades and nods back, climbing up the stairs.]

"ill just say youre a random baby spades card I found..probably brought here by another lightner! yeah! thats..yeah."

"you got some sharp claws there, yknow that? good for digging."

* The fist has returned to the mouth.

[VIctor has come down to look for the baby soades. the little guy.]

[ @tuum-vas-persistit ]

* He is hitting the ground with his toy hammer, at the bottom of the stairs.

[ohthankgodhehasnttriedtoclimbupthestairs. atleast it looks like it.]

[VICTOR makes his way down the stairs, crouching down once he's downstairs.]

"pretty cool hammer you got there."

[if he didnt know any better, he'd think this was LANCER; smaller edition.]

* He hits Victor in the ankles with the toy hammer.

"owww. that hurtsss."

[not really. but hes rubbing his ankle like it does.]

"this is so saad...so saad..vicious spades card, you aaree.."

* He puts the hammer down and butt-shuffles closer before clinging to Victor's leg.

[oh my god that is precious. aaujgjgngn]

"oh, look at that! youve got my leg."

[VICTOR looks down at Baby Spades. tiny guy..reminds him of LANCER.]

[should he. pick him up?]

* ...He bites Victor's leg. They'll have to pry him off before he can be picked up.

"hey. nooo. dont do that—"

[he starts gently trying to pry him off.]

"do you want a treat? Im only gonna give you a treat if you let go."

* That gets him off. He stops biting and lets go of the leg, then holds his hands up for treats.

[THATSS SO FUCKING CUTE OH MYGOD]

"thank youuu. let me get you your treaat—"

[VICTOR hands him a treat(bribery..), before gently trying to scoop him up off the floor.]

* He eats the treat very fast, and lets himself be picked up.

"theere we go. guess you really liked the treat, huh! now.."

[..hn.]

[he looks between the jail cell and the stairs, resting Baby Spades on his hip. he can either put the baby back in the jail cell, or...take baby spades outside?]

"well, a jail cell is no place for a baby...but I dont want to risk anything happening if I do bring him out, not to mention I have no idea how long this will last.."

[decisions, decisions...]

[he pauses, then looks back down at Baby spades.]

"what do you wanna do, huh?"

* He puts his own fist in his mouth.

[VICTOR pats baby spades' head.]

"suppose I ought to try getting you back inside your cell..heaven knows present-day you wouldn't be happy if anyone saw you like this."

[he walks towards the cell.]

* He takes the fist out of his mouth.

Nnnoooo!! Noooooo!

* He tries to wriggle free and/or climb either up or down to go back and climb up the stairs. Sharp little baby claws.

"okay! okay! no cell! no cell!"

[VICTOR moves away from the cell and towards the stairs.]

"its okay! we'll go up, okay?"

* He nods.

baby king is so adorable im going to explode

oh no

please keep your exploding away from the baby

#mod post

[VIctor has come down to look for the baby soades. the little guy.]

[ @tuum-vas-persistit ]

* He is hitting the ground with his toy hammer, at the bottom of the stairs.

[ohthankgodhehasnttriedtoclimbupthestairs. atleast it looks like it.]

[VICTOR makes his way down the stairs, crouching down once he's downstairs.]

"pretty cool hammer you got there."

[if he didnt know any better, he'd think this was LANCER; smaller edition.]

* He hits Victor in the ankles with the toy hammer.

"owww. that hurtsss."

[not really. but hes rubbing his ankle like it does.]

"this is so saad...so saad..vicious spades card, you aaree.."

* He puts the hammer down and butt-shuffles closer before clinging to Victor's leg.

[oh my god that is precious. aaujgjgngn]

"oh, look at that! youve got my leg."

[VICTOR looks down at Baby Spades. tiny guy..reminds him of LANCER.]

[should he. pick him up?]

* ...He bites Victor's leg. They'll have to pry him off before he can be picked up.

"hey. nooo. dont do that—"

[he starts gently trying to pry him off.]

"do you want a treat? Im only gonna give you a treat if you let go."

* That gets him off. He stops biting and lets go of the leg, then holds his hands up for treats.

[THATSS SO FUCKING CUTE OH MYGOD]

"thank youuu. let me get you your treaat—"

[VICTOR hands him a treat(bribery..), before gently trying to scoop him up off the floor.]

* He eats the treat very fast, and lets himself be picked up.

"theere we go. guess you really liked the treat, huh! now.."

[..hn.]

[he looks between the jail cell and the stairs, resting Baby Spades on his hip. he can either put the baby back in the jail cell, or...take baby spades outside?]

"well, a jail cell is no place for a baby...but I dont want to risk anything happening if I do bring him out, not to mention I have no idea how long this will last.."

[decisions, decisions...]

[he pauses, then looks back down at Baby spades.]

"what do you wanna do, huh?"

* He puts his own fist in his mouth.

[VICTOR pats baby spades' head.]

"suppose I ought to try getting you back inside your cell..heaven knows present-day you wouldn't be happy if anyone saw you like this."

[he walks towards the cell.]

* He takes the fist out of his mouth.

Nnnoooo!! Noooooo!

* He tries to wriggle free and/or climb either up or down to go back and climb up the stairs. Sharp little baby claws.

[VIctor has come down to look for the baby soades. the little guy.]

[ @tuum-vas-persistit ]

* He is hitting the ground with his toy hammer, at the bottom of the stairs.

[ohthankgodhehasnttriedtoclimbupthestairs. atleast it looks like it.]

[VICTOR makes his way down the stairs, crouching down once he's downstairs.]

"pretty cool hammer you got there."

[if he didnt know any better, he'd think this was LANCER; smaller edition.]

* He hits Victor in the ankles with the toy hammer.

"owww. that hurtsss."

[not really. but hes rubbing his ankle like it does.]

"this is so saad...so saad..vicious spades card, you aaree.."

* He puts the hammer down and butt-shuffles closer before clinging to Victor's leg.

[oh my god that is precious. aaujgjgngn]

"oh, look at that! youve got my leg."

[VICTOR looks down at Baby Spades. tiny guy..reminds him of LANCER.]

[should he. pick him up?]

* ...He bites Victor's leg. They'll have to pry him off before he can be picked up.

"hey. nooo. dont do that—"

[he starts gently trying to pry him off.]

"do you want a treat? Im only gonna give you a treat if you let go."

* That gets him off. He stops biting and lets go of the leg, then holds his hands up for treats.

[THATSS SO FUCKING CUTE OH MYGOD]

"thank youuu. let me get you your treaat—"

[VICTOR hands him a treat(bribery..), before gently trying to scoop him up off the floor.]

* He eats the treat very fast, and lets himself be picked up.

"theere we go. guess you really liked the treat, huh! now.."

[..hn.]

[he looks between the jail cell and the stairs, resting Baby Spades on his hip. he can either put the baby back in the jail cell, or...take baby spades outside?]

"well, a jail cell is no place for a baby...but I dont want to risk anything happening if I do bring him out, not to mention I have no idea how long this will last.."

[decisions, decisions...]

[he pauses, then looks back down at Baby spades.]

"what do you wanna do, huh?"

* He puts his own fist in his mouth.