Hellsite-Nine

30+. They/he/she? I dunno man, gender's above my pay grade.

[pronoungraps]

hi 😅 I'm a mostly-housebound cripple and live gig invoice-to-invoice, due to a divorce & low seizure threshold have gone through my usual post-taxprep season cushion faster than hoped. & today I found my window shattered

if you've dollars to spare or remote gigs I'd be grateful 🫶

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved AEW Wrestler Tournament:

THE TRUE MOST BELOVED

Our grand winner, the true most beloved, with 399/400 points over 4 categories:

WILLOW NIGHTINGALE

Full point counts below:

1. Willow Nightingale - 399 points

2. Toni Storm - 389 points

3. "Speedball" Mike Bailey - 388 points

4. Kris Statlander - 382 points

5. Swerve Strickland - 381 points

6. Orange Cassidy - 378 points

6. Kenny Omega - 378 points

8. Jon Moxley/Dean Ambrose - 376 points

9. Athena/Ember Moon - 361 points

10. Konosuke Takeshita - 360 points

11. Nyla Rose - 353 points

12. Mina Shirakawa - 345 points

13. Will Ospreay - 343 points

14. Bandido - 339 points

15. Thekla - 337 points

15. Jungle Boy/Jack Perry - 337 points

17. Brody King - 335 points

17. Eddie Kingston - 335 points

19. Kevin Knight - 333 points

20. Mercedes Mone/Sasha Banks - 325 points

21. Marina Shafir - 310 points

22. Kyle Fletcher - 308 points

23. Claudio Castagnoli - 303 points

23. Adam Page - 303 points

25. Harley Cameron - 300 points

25. Wheeler Yuta - 300 points

27. Chuck Taylor - 292 points

28. Kazuchika Okada - 286 points

28. Queen Aminata - 286 points

30. Bryan Danielson - 282 points

31. MJF - 275 points

32. Samoa Joe - 274 points

33. Zack Sabre Jr. - 262 points

33. PAC - 262 points

35. Kota Ibushi - 260 points

36. Luchasaurus - 259 points

37. Christian Cage - 253 points

38. Matt Jackson - 251 points

39. Kyle O'Reilly - 248 points

40. Jamie Hayter - 246 points

41. Daniel Garcia - 239 points

42. Julia Hart - 229 points

43. Nick Jackson - 228 points

44. Skye Blue - 227 points

44. Mansoor - 227 points

46. Persephone - 219 points

47. Hiroshi Tanahashi - 214 points

48. Hiromu Takahashi - 209 points

48. Clark Connors - 209 points

48. Roderick Strong - 209 points

51. Maki Itoh - 203 points

51. Mason Madden - 203 points

53. Rhea Ripley - 202 points

54. El Desperado - 201 points

55. Evil Uno - 192 points

56. Mick Foley - 186 points

56. Lee Moriarty - 186 points

58. Effy - 182 points

59. El Phantasmo - 164 points

60. Iyo Sky - 163 points

60. Mark Briscoe - 163 points

62. Komander - 158 points

63. David Finlay - 153 points

64. Mistico - 150 points

65. Kip Sabian - 144 points

65. Anthony Bowens - 144 points

67. Chris Brookes - 137 points

68. Mascara Dorada - 136 points

69. Megan Bayne - 131 points

70. Danhausen - 129 points

71. Bray Wyatt - 122 points

71. Starlight Kid - 122 points

73. Adam Cole - 119 points

74. Sami Zayn - 117 points

75. Kevin Owens - 108 points

76. Beast Mortos - 106 points

77. Bayley - 91 points

78. Seth Rollins - 89 points

79. Austin Gunn - 88 points

80. Darby Allin - 86 points

81. Drew Parker - 80 points

82. Hook - 77 points

83. Chelsea Green - 72 points

84. Rey Mysterio - 67 points

85. Drilla Moloney - 64 points

86. Trent Seven - 61 points

87. Colten Gunn - 54 points

88. Shawn Michaels - 50 points

88. William Regal - 50 points

90. Owen Hart - 49 points

91. Bret Hart - 39 points

92. Kosei Fujita - 38 points

92. Johnny Gargano - 38 points

94. CM Punk - 35 points

95. Callum Newman - 32 points

96. Billy Gunn - 28 points

97. Cara Noir - 23 points

98. Wardlow - 12 points

98. 1 Called Manders - 12 points

100. John Cena - 6 points

[minacoleta]

Mar 2022

[icystorm76]

Two people need new friends now…

[jet2flyy]

jetspeed at wrestlecon! (via wrestlecon on twitter)

[mjfass]

Moxley's reaction to Yuta losing a match

[doedreamss]

wrestlesplania: in case you were wondering, this is how hangman records for 2 hours

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[punkospreay]

[dynamitekansai]

"Hey, Sheik. You're my favorite person. Dark Sheik, you have watched me temper tantrum and act annoyed, because somehow I oopsie-daisied a bit of a gay revolution. And you have to watch me pace around like Celine Dion, like a diva, when you are what I aspire to be. You were the first promoter to fly Effy anywhere, you run shows every two weeks with the most diverse roster at Hoodslam I've ever seen. You! You taught me that if you think you're correct and you can prove it, fuck whatever the fuck they tell us is right! I was satisfied after Philly to call it quits here 'cause I didn't think our country was full of fascist fucks who hate people who aren't them, who are better than them, who are true to themselves, who do not lie to the world about what they stand for like you and they are trying to fuck us! And God bless that we can have a little escape in here and have fun and see stars and watch wrestling and meet people that are like us. Until they stop fucking with my friends, until they make a country that is safe outside of this room, until… until those fucking Nazis are afraid again, this isn't just a wrestling show! This is the fucking people! And we are bringing you the magic of pro-wrestling the way you taught me it should be! I love you all, Dark Sheik the floor is yours."

[christianstepmoms]

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[dgsource]

C4 Fighting Back: Wrestling With Cancer - 10th Anniversary Celebration

[piratewithvigor]

Matt Jackson pins men like he's laying across a velvet fainting couch

[mjfass]

I love wrestling

[spinetacks]

(matt in situations bonus) nick: look at your pain. I love seeing people in pain ☺️

[faxxmodem]

a championship belt is a type of sex toy acquired through physical combat