I’ll take you to the moon, I promise 🌙

emily / 30 / midwest

[bucketofchum]

IS THIS MAN OKAY??

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

[victoryrifle]

ALIEN (1979)

dir. Ridely Scott

[followthebluebell]

i think furniture legs should be carved into little animal feet again.  i think that would solve a lot of problems. 

[siriuskitty]

Source

[long-hands-in-the-cornfield]

last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

[annakarenina]

this comment on a tiktok where theyre crying because their dog isnt gonna live forever slaps

[geniusoflove]

[geniusoflove]

here is solomon

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[onlinebeast]

[slimetony]

[slimetony]

[slimetony]

[sci-fi-gifs]

THE X-FILES 1.03 ‘Squeeze’

[will-o-the-witch]

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

[sunfortune]

looked up the x files spin-off bc i was curious why i’d never heard of it and why it’s apparently not available to watch anywhere (especially given how huge x files is) and. this is crazy

​no wonder they wiped this show off the face of the earth

[dykemd]

what a typical wednesday looks like

[titsay]

[animusrox]

The Fabelmans (2022) dir. Steven Spielberg

[patrick-stewart]

#local man confused for 5 minutes straight Joe Keery as Steve Harrington STRANGER THINGS | 4.06