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I LEFT MY SOULSHEAR IN THE BENZ TRUCK. I'LL HAVE TO STAUNT ON EM NEXT TIME

#pathfinder wrath of the righteous #stauntonposting #dracula flow

when you're at your chimer friend's house and he starts stabbing his parents

Listen buddy, I- What? No, it's a figure of speech. I don't have any friends, I'm an American. My kind only knows how to steal and destroy.

#america

(rocketing out of bed in the morning, shouting out to the street in joy) May Hell rain down upon the Earth! Suffering and death to all humanity, for all eternity!! Oh all you wond'rous people, die in terror! And take your wretched loved ones with you, when you fall fore'er into the burning realm of Satan! Ha ha!

#deltarune #undertale #utdr

notes for the band "worm drama":

Oh my god you cannot call your band Worm Drama. that is the most insincere-sounding bullshit I've ever heard and no i don't care that you named it when you were twelve

you want to be indie pop radiohead but you can't do that because radiohead is already radiohead. find your own niche

why is Fang playing an acoustic guitar. you are a classical "punk trio" style band whether you like it or not and that does not work with two guitarists and no bassist

Fang needs to develop more than one singing voice. their current capabilities are basically only good for twee heartstring-plucker tracks and if you want to do actual shows you need some ragers

Reed seems to be by all accounts an incredible drummer for his level of practice. why are you having him do 4-on-the-floor with a hi-hat on 1 and 3 for an entire song? leverage! your! strengths!

in total: you have skill, but you need to focus your sound on actually doing something. no one has ever made a successful band by doing Whatever without piles and piles of daddy's money which you do not have

#goodbye volcano high #gvh

just saw a picture of popular speedrun commentary youtuber Summoning Salt and oh my god boy you can't be going out in public like that. your hair looks like a troll doll that an older brother went over with scissors to make it "look like a boy". you look like a US Libertarian Party candidate. it's dire. my number one advice is to please find a new hairstyle it is not working for you. my number two advice is to grow out the beard even if it's just some stubble. don't have to do that with the right hair i don't think. my number three advice is to throw away your cheap suit you seem to love wearing (apparently during ads for VHS releases of your videos [???]), or at least deploy it only when another outfit won't possibly ever work. a green zelda t-shirt would genuinely be better

#summoningsalt

"Borracho Cansado" Makes Her Big Debut

#armored core 6 #borracho cansado

percutor4u2

#bank robber-fication?

Please remember that Indoril Nerevar was a guar in a past life

#morrowind #guar

i make my best posts when i'm in an altered state. when i have transformed. but i seek not a way to live as that beast, for it too closely resembles the mutant form of prototype jack