The Sparkling Bara

18+║they/them║Aro/Ace║Bara Lover

[camp-crystallake]

Halloween (2018)

[cvberitual]

john harvey kellogg: our breakfast cereal will end masturbation on a national scale

modern cereal marketers:

[nentuaby]

Hey OP?

[gay-white-bread]

i'm gay and my glasses are dirty

reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty

[alicecullen]

Due to personal reasons I will be ignoring canon completely and creating my own au

[dilfhershellayton]

y'all ever get bored but like in an angry way….like you keep picking things up and putting them down bc none of them is The Right Thing and you have like pent up manic energy but absolutely nothing is holding your interest long enough to release it and you’re just >:(

[fatpinocchio]

It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[infraredarmy]

It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

It should be socially unacceptable to pay your employees so little that they have no choice but to come in with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[radicalseabies]

if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

[radicalseabies]

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

[ghostyrivergirl]

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

[invenblocker]

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

[s-kinnaly]

Life as a creator…Sigh…LIFE. Sorry WIP TwT

[skratched]

tag yourself: artist warm-ups edition

[louises-belcher]

No one really understands how much compliments actually mean to me, like I sometimes brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you,” but really, I remember compliments forever, so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me, thank you so much.

[emiliphant]

(Sees a post having anything to do with Warrior Cats)

12 yo me suddenly taking possession of my body:

[chronicintrovert]

self-care is spending 90% of your day absorbed in fictional worlds/characters to avoid thinking about or engaging with your very real problems

[shadovvlurking]

i’m simple….this is my fav character dynamic

alternatively 

[ubeshibe]

Both great, but may I add another variation

[smokbeast-deactivated20221113]

but have y’all considered-

[romerebloops]

@xenon-draws-undertale

[xenondrawz]

lets not forget

[animution11]

All of these are an accurate representation of my last two brain cells

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thedarkperidot]

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

[ninjamelissajulien]

[angelwisps]

y’all are really just out here being shorter than 5’8” that’s wild

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]