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A lot of people are genuinely terrified about what will happen if Donald Trump wins reelection and it's really weird how some of y'all are acting like everyone begging you to vote for Biden is some privileged, rich, out of touch, neo-liberal when a lot of them are just vulnerable people who don't want to like...die in a brutal civil war or watch all their remaining rights get stripped away by an increasingly authoritarian Republican Party.

I do not know how to express to you how much worse it can get.

linddzz

Trump and his cult have already "joked" about how he "deserves" a third term. So yeah. It can get so much fucking worse.

kingcarpetbagger

You are all fucking crazy. Biden is out of his mind, and the Democratic Party doesn’t give half a shit about the American people

tredlocity

we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place

dreaming-of-hunters

...nsfw Lady Maria headcanons? 😩🙈

-Maria is very possessive, so expect to be held down if you’re on the bottom during sex. Held down by toned, powerful arms. ;3

-Any doubts about her figure; as shaped by her garments? Well, it’s not lying in the least. Maria always wears her hunting attire at the tightest fit she can stand. She’s just that up-tight. :D

-Lay in her boobs after sex. She likes to spoon afterwards, and they are the loveliest of love pillows in all of Yharnam. :D

dreaming-of-hunters

maybe an imagine about Maria and her hunter s/o being cute?

Imagine the hunter getting Maria frustrated enough that she starts cursing and such in her original language.

And the hunter just laughs and laughs, not knowing what the hell she’s saying, but she’s hot when she’s mad, so it’s all good.

dreaming-of-hunters

How about lady Maria being overprotective?

Lady Maria wouldn’t want to be overprotective of her S/O too much in the beginning of their relationship. However, as you spend more time with her, she does become more overprotective.

“You will not go too deep into the city, will you?” She asks, concern shining in her eyes. “The hunters will be out by dusk. Please be home before this time.”

Having to watch over the patients of the ward makes her even more paranoid about your safety. The Hunter’s nightmare is perilous, you see, and she can’t have you reliving any of the strife you’ve already been through to get here.

You hold her/she hold you close, both drowned in the suffocating ocean waves of the nightmare and it’s secrets. She’s lost too much in this wretched life to want to let go of you now.

“Stay with me, my good hunter.”

“Until the end... I will forever guard you.”

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What your Bloodborne Baes say about you

Do you ship your hunter with an NPC? Here's your vibe check.

Father Gascoigne: you either have a daddy kink, werewolf kink, or just likes domestic fluff

Plain Doll: "I've only had the doll for one night, but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in the Hunter's Dream and then myself."

Micolash: you have terrible taste and own it like a champ.

Alfred: your hunter is a moronsexual

Arianna: your hunter is gay

Lady Maria: your hunter is gay and also a bottom

Yurie: your hunter is gay and also evil

Djura: you like it when a guy has morals and a lot of dogs

Eileen: baddass grandma hoont hoont yes love her

Vicar Amelia: you definitely have a werewolf kink

Laurence: "he was just misguided I swear"

Gilbert: you're really into angst

Valtr: hehe whirligig saw go brrrrrrrr

Chapel Dweller: it's the heart that counts!

Patches: really? I don't believe you.

Queen Annalise: you proposed to her with the Ring of Betrothal and she rejected you.

Honorable mention: all the monsterfuckers out there in love with The Great Ones and uuuhhh *checks notes* Brick Trolls.

I selected a few of the most memorable ones, but this fandom is a bit like pokemon. It's got a billion characters to choose from, and even the most obscure ones might be someone's favorite, so feel free to add more.

tastefullyoffensive

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abuu2go

(via あごひげ海賊団 : 「1,2,3,4,5」の記載の仕方、日本は「正」で書くが他の国はこう書く)

skypiea

can’t stop thinking about the luffy zoro sanji (possibly nami) pony cameos in that one official my little pony comic

misc-headcanons

Reminds me of the Simpsons couch gag where the animators had Homer dress up as Zoro. Seeing references like these are always fun, lol

everyrobin

Zoro canonically eats fish bones

maromaru

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

and then it just goes downhill from there

breakcorechoirboy

fearregretnotfailure-blog

I will never not reblog this

therealvagabird

Iron Blade - Mood Artworks - by Alexandre Chaudret

30-minute-memes

jasonpriestley

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

acreaturecalledgreed

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

mchashimi

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.