Feels Like I've Been Here Before

My name is Cole and....yeah, that's pretty much it.

[gi-eastler]

No…. I’d remember your lips anywhere, Emmerich.

…. Yep, they haven’t changed a bit.

[kingcole-emmerich]

-- Alright, fine, maybe it wasn't really me. I could totally dress up as him if that's what you're into though. 

[gi-eastler]

Guess who made out with Prince Naveen. 

This bitch right here!

[kingcole-emmerich]

That was just me dressed as him, sorry.

[perolikewhy]

[kingcole-emmerich]

So...what do you listen to?

[owencolby]

Will someone fix my internet for me?

[kingcole-emmerich]

Dude just call Geeksquad. 

[jamesyk]

You want me to.. spend my summer, stuck on some.. bus, full of people I hate? — You’ve gotta be shittin’ me. 

[jamesyk]

[kingcole-emmerich]

Don't forget with people who hate you too. 

[gi-eastler]

Fuck....

Where’s my damn toothbrush.

[kingcole-emmerich]

How do you lose a toothbrush?

[awadewithme]

Awesome! This is totally…—what is it? Exactly?

[awadewithme]

[kingcole-emmerich]

You said it was awesome and you don't even know what it is?

[paige-emmerich-deactivated20150]

[kingcole-emmerich]

I was being sarcastic. Like when I say "morning sunshine" when you look half dead. 

[alice-campbell-archive]

I mean, there are only so many eternal summer-centered cartoons out there, you know? And everyone’s kind of a big, closeted nerd watching Disney kids shows.

[kingcole-emmerich]

I think it's my way of avoiding having to figure out my life now that school is over.

[maddy-bellx]

I hate you break it to you Coley dear but I have always been the cool one in this arrangement, you pale in comparison to my amazing coolness. 

Anyway how have you been? It seems like an age.

[kingcole-emmerich]

That is a lie straight from hell Madeleine.

Its seems like that because it has been I think. I've been fine though, just trying to decide if I want to go to college after summer or take a gap year. Gap year is sounding pretty tempting.

[julia--farrell]

That can be arranged. Just let me eat all of your Cheetos, please.

[kingcole-emmerich]

You're going to turn into a cheeto one day and I will do nothing to stop it.

[julia--farrell]

Why would I do that when you already buy the best snacks and leave them in easy places to find? I know you secretly don’t want me to buy my own food.

[kingcole-emmerich]

I secretly want you to kiss my ass. 

[julia--farrell]

This is actually your fault. You choose the worst hiding places. Behind the bed frame? Really?

[kingcole-emmerich]

I was running out of places! Why can't you just buy your own food? 

[halesmg-blog]

I’m guessing you’re in favor of the heat.

[kingcole-emmerich]

I'm just in favor of vacation, even though the heat is sort of appreciated after over half a year of cold.

[isabellamfg-archive-blog]

Are you talking about Phineas and Ferb? 

[kingcole-emmerich]

Psht. No. Why would you think that?  

[julia--farrell]

You can overdose on Cheetos. Don’t worry, I’ll prove it to you.

What? No, that wasn’t me. Why….why you would ever think such a thing is beyond my understanding.

[kingcole-emmerich]

Julia, stop stealing my snacks. I hide them specifically so you'll quit taking them. 

[alice-campbell-archive]

Are you talking about Phineas and Ferb, by chance?

[kingcole-emmerich]

Why does everyone keep saying that?