milk-heavy, pollen-eyed

Alice Campbell. 18. Forever doomed to be a chatterbox and wannabe grandma. (Please, keep the Alice in Wonderland and Campbell Soup jokes to a minimum. I've heard 'em all.)

[oliviacookecentral]

Olivia Cooke - Teen Vogue Outtake

[finnknox-archive]

I meant more along the lines of bad habits; like someone chewing their nails or somethin’. But right, right, those are understandable.

[alice-campbell-archive]

Yeah, I know but if I list them, then you're just going to be incessant about doing every single thing until I try to like, bite your head off and I'd really rather not do that. Let's keep things peaceful on this trip, Finn. Maybe I can flip out on you for something like, right before I leave for school. That way I can avoid facing you afterwards.

[red-hood]

Verge: Sundance 2015 Party at WireImage Studio on January 24, 2015 in Park City, Utah.

[finnknox-archive]

Okay… please list the things that piss you off.

[alice-campbell-archive]

Um... I don't know. I guess the standard kind of things? You know, world hunger, racism, misogyny, and -- stuff. I once got really annoyed with someone who wouldn't chew with their mouth closed, but I hadn't slept the night before so I was already pretty cranky.

[alice-campbell-archive]

Québec City, Québec

Washington, D.C.

New Orleans, LA

Nashville, TN

Chicago, IL

[henrysqueen-blog]

Helping me look for my phone sounds great though. The whole retracing my steps thing never seems to work out for me when I lose stuff.

[alice-campbell-archive]

Well, luckily for you, the retracing-your-steps procedure usually seems to work out for me, so maybe the fates'll sway in my favor.

So-- where should we start?

[henrysqueen-blog]

A knit hat wouldn’t be the best idea, yeah. ‘Cause I’m already so hot you know, I’d end up melting. 

[alice-campbell-archive]

Oh-- right, well, I guess there's... uh, there could be that side effect, as well. And I can't watch you melt and have it be my fault, so. No new hats from me, if only to keep my conscious clear.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Do you want to buy me a new phone? Or a new hat, but preferably the phone.

[alice-campbell-archive]

I don’t know about the whole buying you a new phone thing— but I could totally make you a hat. I mean, I knit sometimes. Though now that I think of it, a knitted hat probably wouldn’t be entirely appropriate for the summer… in Mexico, so I guess I’m actually no help to you whatsoever? Um. We could always retrace your steps. You know, see if we can find your phone.

[finnknox-archive]

Yeah, too kind. I still want you to tell me off someday.

[alice-campbell-archive]

I mean, I could but what would that really accomplish? Plus, you'd also have to do something that'd anger me enough to chew you out for, so maybe you should be working on that.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Would it be a bad time to mention that I lost my really expensive phone and can’t find it anywhere? Oh, and my hat is still gone, if anyone would like to fess up to stealing it.

[alice-campbell-archive]

Sounds like someone's not having the best day. [grimaces] Sorry, I shouldn't make light of it. That actually sounds really stressful. Anything I can do to help or-- something?

[alice-campbell-archive]

Oh, my God—I mean gosh; I just found a Jesus action figure in the lost and found. Best. Day. Ever.

Is he going to be your constant little companion now?

[oliviacookenews]

Happy Birthday, Olivia Cooke (27 December 1993)

[all-hale-mason]

Never been here huh?

[alice-campbell-archive]

Nope. First time out of New England, actually.

[henrysqueen-blog]

I came here because I was told that there was a dragon, not because I wanted to see displays. I’m never listening to you again.

[alice-campbell-archive]

Aw, come on, this is what fun is! Look at that: it's the spell book that Maleficent had. Pretty cool, huh? See, I have the best ideas; you should always listen to me. For example, I'm thinking we should head over to the Aladdin music spectacular thing after this.

[all-hale-mason]

Eh it’s ok.

[alice-campbell-archive]

Are you kidding me? This is great. Listen: they're playing the soundtrack from the movie. All in all, this is a fantastic experience for me.

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

Alice, I wanna live here.

[alice-campbell-archive]

This is it, Gwen. This is where we'll raise our family.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Where’s the dragon? There’s supposed to be a dragon.

[alice-campbell-archive]

I think... there might be some giant animation thing of it near the end? You know, this is the perfect opportunity for you to exercise patience. Because until then, you're going to look at all these displays with me.