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💗💜💙|Teresa | 21 | INFP|💙💜💗 Your neighborhood nerd with too many ocs. my art tag is /Art

[flowerthorns]

gonna start with this!  Mermaid in a cup of pumpkin spice tea Very ominous

[flowerthorns]

i need to post art here again gdi and use the blog in general

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[colorisbyshe]

[kaijuno]

[finalpam8000]

[quilavastudy]

No one: 

Literally no one:

Me: Surely there has to be animal crossing news soon. They’ve said it’s coming in 2019 so there has to be some sort of information or teaser trailer, a summer release would be the best idea for it in my opinion so it’s quite possible by the end of april we’ll get something, a Direct maybe, Animal crossing where are you? I’ve been waiting so long. P L E A S E 

[kimpossibooty]

I was at Fantasy Starbucks and I placed my order and the faerista asked for my name and like a fool I gave it to them

[awkwardmermaidhair]

[wingupingu]

unlike you guys i get my news from a reliable source

[webscene-remade]

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

[webscene-remade]

scam caller: hello, how are you today?

me: great!

scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.

me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though

scam caller: what?

me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?

scam caller:

me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?

scam caller:

me: I was just wondering, is all

scam caller: why did you answer?

me:

me: what?

scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?

me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.

scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.

me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal

scam caller: my goal?

me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.

scam caller: well, can I scam you?

me:

me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?

scam caller: yes. can I scam you?

me, baffled: sure, you can try

scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer

me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.

scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.

me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.

scam caller: You answered today.

me: …touché?

scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

[the-old-spafc----moved]

all y'all talkin about endgame spoilers but i’m js. if any of you fuckers spoil detective pikachu you’re getting arrested.

[delicate-lex]

Pika pika

[the-old-spafc----moved]

THAT’S IT GET YOUR ASS IN THE COP CAR

[tottokohamutaro]

[newdoges]

[invenblocker]

[babyfairy]

my friends: *say something funny online*

me:

[professionaljester]

since its homestuck day, legally i can post my favorite panel from homestuck once again

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[record-11]

no matter how much you think you know about minecraft there is absolutely no way on earth anyone could possibly predict the ending of this video

[baapi-makwa]

[ethereal-drivel]

Hi I love bees