sarcasm’s all i fuckin’ got!

she/he + 28 + @lovaboy

[kingdesanta]

[kingdesanta]

FINALLY MY BEST FRIEND MICHAEL HAS RETURNED TO LS!!!!!

[lazypapers]

Fresh Meat Mission

For a 50 year old man to survive multiple days of torture and fight through a gun battle. He should be feeling it lot worse. I'm looking for some angst hurt comfort of Michael De Santa fics plz. Any recs? 🤲

[lazypapers]

Pre-Ludendorff: Mike gets hurt from a small score so both T and M have to lay low. Trev gives him some strong painkillers and weed. And they both watch one of Mike's cheesy movies. Meanwhile, Trevor wants Mike's attention but Mikes always seem to look away.

[lazypapers]

Trevor sneaks up on Michael

[lazypapers]

GTAV Animated Michael De Santa Character Sheet

[lazypapers]

Where Lamar properly meets Michael. Also bringing up that rumor that Michael was Franklin's sugar daddy.

[lazypapers]

Pre Ludendorff Another drunk bender

[cute-pictures-of-michael]

Found some blinkie makers and made some michael blinkies

[moonlitjune]

michael de santa? more like michael de slut

[scritzar]

more Michael because I love him so so so so much

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[doktorhoss]

Michael de santa the man that you are ...

[doktorhoss]

Practicin Chibis to make some charms ~

[scritzar]

FRESH MEAT

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[doktorhoss]

Gross old men augh

[divomria]

"Maybe they don’t realize how loud they get or how thin the walls are, or if they just don’t care anymore, but the TV isn’t enough to drown it out."

(inspired by @nevergonnasimpyoumikey work "Ugly Things")

[davinaclaires]

SABRINA CARPENTER Espresso (Official Music Video)