kandreil hell forever

Weiss || 30 || your local gremlin queer

[bestialflare]

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

i want to get some tattoos. i want to learn how to play drums. i want to go back to the ocean. i want to land a heelflip. i want to benchpress with big plates.

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

it crept up on me but i want i want i want i want to live. i want to live

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

do you understand? i am living this life for the first time. nobody has seen the world through my eyes. i am alive. i want to feel the dry warmth of the sun in my bones. i want to breathe, again and again and again. maybe even forever.

do you understand? this world is a disgusting place forsaken by the one above and yet. it is beautiful. i want to live.

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

[pearwaldorf]

#yes#furthermore this is a skill#you need to cultivate this skill to survive fandom (dsudis)

[helmet-noob]

The whole controversy of AO3 “needing” a dislike button can be summarised with this post btw

[animentality]

[radioretro]

[teathattast]

[nellasbookplanet]

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[princess-valentineee]

Live footage of square enix forgetting skuld in the parking lot

Maybe she will come across some nice scientists who would surely help her

[throwbackblr]

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

[jockinit]

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal