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I'm 26. I have a bum knee that has kept me immobile for almost a week, and a Buzzfeed quiz told me I should be a writer. I possess a BA in English but have not done a single thing to use it since I graduated in '09.

[kingjenn]

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Here is a slightly less crazy face my new hair cut. Not as much #boob #shorthairdontcare #ijustreallylikeit #selfie #blonde #haircut #happylady

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I finally got a haircut and I love it! #shorthairdontcare #blonde #selfie #boobs #haircut

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Sorry iPhone. #dropped #sorryiphone #imanasshole

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Penn State pitstop. #sheetz #thistrucktakesalotofgas #sunshine #movinginemmie #selfie #boobs #effyourbeautystandards #bodyunashamed

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I love posts from @rmdrk . #mad #wordporn #embraceyou

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#tbt to when I found this fantastic shark tank. #sharks #boobswontfit #selfie #plussize #effyourbeautystandards #iwastan #tanlines #forever21 #pogonophile

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#repost from the Colbert show. #dosomething

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Banquet selfie. #selfie #effyourbeautystandards #boobs #dressup #bodyunashamed #bodypositive #plussize #happy

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My #mcm ... #signmeup #ijustwannabenearhim

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Some days you just need a cupcake... Especially if you had a dream about one. #cupcake #v #vsco #food #foodie #vscocam

[kingjenn]

When life puts you at an airport, take pictures of planes. #plane #airport #newark #united

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I love beard pages and this one is a new favorite of mine! Check them out! @bangin_beards_bombshell_babes

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When your place of employment is so pretty you forget you're at work. #vsco #vscocam #lake #clouds #bluesky #summer #poconos #v #nature

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Selfie from last night. #selfie #shorthairdontcare #bodyunashamed #effyourbeautystandards #happy #nightout

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Precious little friend. #v #vsco #cats #kitten #barncats #kittensofinstagram #vscocam

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Pay attention to me, mom!#vscocam #donkey #vsco #v #babyanimals #paradiseridingstables #takeonpocono