No One Deserves All Of My Love

[fromaubrey]

Going on indefinite hiatus. Been feeling less toxic and down being off this site. I’m still not over things but I’m more stable now. Thank you Tumblr for all of the years I’ve been on here. 

[kibibarel]

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

[proto-homo]

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

[naruting]

gonna be late to my final bc of this 

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

[mega-bed-deactivated20190401]

They probably watch you occasionally to this day

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

[cali-cocaine]

this is good

[embyrr922]

I’d just like to add, see how they behave when they’re angry/frustrated/exhausted, and if you see something that concerns you, wait until they’re calm, and then talk to them about it.

My husband used to yell when he got frustrated, but after I explained to him that I found it upsetting, he stopped yelling and started consciously working on asking for help before he got to that level of frustration.

When I’m upset over something, or just in a bad mood, I tend to withdraw. My husband explained to me that it makes him feel like I’m mad at him, so now when I need some space, I’ll tell him what I’m upset about, or that I’m in a bad mood for no particular reason, and I need to be alone for a little while.

See your friends and partners at their worst, but don’t assume that their worst is immutable. If someone loves and cares about you, they’ll try to accommodate you to the best of their ability.

[ladylike-foxes]

^^^^ This is the best advice I’ve ever seen on this site, and it is so important. Communication is everything, and is 80% of the reason my husband and I have such a healthy, strong, and supportive relationship.

[swingsetindecember]

me, every time there is a new detective pikachu trailer:

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

hot take: fat girls are allowed to have standards. fat girls are allowed to think you’re ugly and gross and unattractive and that you’re not worth their time. they shouldn’t have to settle because you already have dehumanized them and determined they are worth less than you. why would any woman want to be with a person who thinks she doesn’t respect herself because of the shape of her body? fat women are not easy, we’re not freaks who will do whatever you want to feel approval. we’re not desperate. We have no reason to be grateful for you.

[teenagerposts]

“Invest your love to someone who will make you cry because of happiness and not sadness.”

— Advice i gave to one of my followers (via suspend)

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[tatterdam-wingsofmaybe]

Is this how it really is @brianmayplease?  

[i-never-shall-yield]

Y e a thats really how it be chief,,, im figa team tbh tag yourselves

[ashorterurl]

@lemmesignwiththenameiwantdammit

[undisclosed-museum]

As an Italian I can say this is 100% true. You can drive for 20 km and you’ll hear people talk a different dialect from the one they used where you were before, even if the differences aren’t as many as from a region to another one.

Also, try ask a bunch of people how those are called and you’ll start a civil war

[curbitkirby]

Ok, real talk, someone’s gotta start throwing out ideas as to what those are called bc my Canadian ass really wants to try some.

[wike-wabbits]

Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)

[deceptive-owls]

Why did 1925 people get 1000% cooler product packaging than we do

[dancing-thru-clouds]

@upy

[feminism135]

[ghostsandgoblins]

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler give advice to women

[elizabeth-beauchamp-deactivated]

WHAT A MOOD, Y’ALL. 

[duck-duck-gay-duck]

This is the truest thing I’ve ever seen. This is immediately followed by 45 min of goodbyes by the door.