@coooperisms

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@kingjii
@coooperisms
imessage ⢠coop đ
cooper: NO KI NG LET ME SING QUEEN
cooper: HA! thatâs funny your names king and the bands name is queen
cooper: okAY NOW IM RUNNING
cooper: STILL RUNNING
king: WE ARE NOT DOING KARAOKE TONIGHT!!!
king: omfgg
king: HUUURRRRRRRRYYYy
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cooper: *cues we are the champions* NOOOO TIME FOR LOOOSSERRRSSS CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD
cooper: Iâm going to devour this food itâs been a long ass day
king: .................gOODBYE
king: it's alMOST HERE IM GONNA EAT IT ALL BEFORE YOU GET HERE
king: no i'm not i got a lot of food
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cooper: EXTREME sappiness sounds like an Olympic sport and Iâm going for gold ;)
cooper: why am i this way
cooper: ANYWAYS I have secured the ice cream and Iâm headed to u so fast
king: it is a sport and you're a champ
king: yaaaaaaay ice cream!!
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cooper: ..okay you win i forgot the rest of them
cooper: idk if you'll feel this way when i shift into maxium sappiness
king: extreme sappiness
king: im prepared
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cooper: wrong size motherfucker
cooper: i will say it to you daily now get prepared for an influx of sappy cooper
king: all rise motherfucker
king: good. i deserve sappy cooper daily
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cooper: all rise motherfucker
cooper: have I ever told you youâre the love of my life i love pizza
cooper: chocolate it is Iâm all over it
king: some pies motherfucker
king: no but i like how that sounds sooooo keep saying it thanks
king: thanks, babe
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cooper: disguise motherfucker
cooper: oh iâm already on the way
cooper: do you want food? or like anything to snack on? feeling like buying seven tubs of ice cream
king: supplies motherfucker
king: good good
king: i'm ordering pizza now, get lots of ice cream. i want chocolate
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cooper: some fries mother fucker
cooper: yes there aRE and theyâre coming from ME!!
cooper: i also have an emergency ...
cooper: itâs that i MISS U
king: surprise motherfucker
king: i miss you too!!!!
king: come over :////
j-ortega:
âor donât eat beans,â he repeated with a roll of his eyes as the younger man spoke. âitâs fucking stupid is what it is. no one should have to pay that much for a can of beans. and store brand? carajo, papito, donât fucking insult me. store brand, que store brand. what the fuck do I look like?â he looked over at king and scoffed. when the clinatro was knocked out of his hand he jumped a bit and let out a laugh. âwhat? you think iâm gonna fucking attack you with the cilantro? i asked you to smell it, itâs fucking cilantro, itâs not like i asked you to smell my finger. calmate, dios mio. iâm not smelling that, get it away from me,â he mocked as he moved back to his cart and threw the cilantro back inside it. âyou know, next time you go out in public, try not to come outside dressed and acting like a dick, itâs a horrible look for you.â
king rolls his eyes, turning back to look at the cereal in front of him. he lets joaquin talk and go on about beans as he places a box of coco puffs in his basket. he raises an eyebrow, âwait.â he holds up his hand âpapito? did you just call me daddy!?â king canât help the smirk that forms on his lips. âyou look like someone who is bitching about beans. i feel like kourtney kardashian right now. there are people that are dying, kim.â he grins and turns back to the boxes in front of him and adds a box of trix to his basket. âit was a gut reaction, dude. i donât like things in my face. itâs weird that you want people to smell some cilantro too. buuuuuuut okay keep on calling me a dick because i dont want something in my face. maybe youre the dick for assuming i was okay with it.â he pauses for a second. âhow does one dress like a dick? did i leave the house in my halloween costume again?? damn.â
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cooper: you're the literal embodiment of the heart eyes emoji right now and i'm upset i cant see
cooper: and i brought u murr .. murdER
cooper: .....i'm really crying you're so cute what the hell
king: heart eyes motherfucker
king: there's no tears in friendship!!!!!!!!!
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cooper: pal, bro, baby, king
cooper: what's the emergency
cooper: are we talking "i murdered someone on accident"
cooper: or like "i spilled tea on my pants and it looks like a pee'd so i need new pants"?
cooper: these are questions that need answers
king: đđđđ
king: nothing as serious as murder
king: ........... i just wanted to talk to you... that was the emergency
j-ortega:
âYou believe this shit?â Joaquin turned to the person next to him in the grocery aisle and shook his head before looking back at the shelf. âTwo fucking dollars for a can of Goya beans? You can get that shit at target for like 99 cents. Do they think Iâm dumb?â He pointed at himself, looking personally offended. âLet me ask you something,â he continued and turned to them more, pulling something from his cart and holding it up, âMy nose feels a little off today, mind smelling this for me? I need to know if this cliantro smells good enough.â He looked in their eyes before laughing. âNah Iâm just fucking with you, that was some weird shit, huh?â He pulled the cilantro back to his nose and sniffed it. âNo, wait actually smell that, is it bad?â
king was just trying to get some cereal. he had an earbud in one ear blaring logicâs new album, when he heard someone next to him. he was going to ignore them but he couldnât ignore them when his face and low laughter gave himself away. âif you canât afford two dollars for a can of name brand beans then buy some store band, dude. or like, donât eat beans.â he was amused by this whole âconversationâ king knew he was well off where he didnât have to complain about the price of beans, but there was always another solution. his gut reaction when the man put the cilantro up was to knock it away. âyeah, i fucking mind.â he snapped. âiâm not smelling that. get it away from me. fucking weird.â
imessage ⢠coop đ
king: buddy, dude, babe, cooper
king: i have an emergency
Iâve wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life
Voltaire, Candide (via the-book-diaries)
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BORIS: alright, who the fuck comes up with business contracts? hiring contracts?
BORIS: they're too fucking tedious and it's all legal bullshit anyway. you might as well be signing your fucking soul away
KING: are you seriously asking or do you know and you're just being 'funny'????
KING: the answer for 200 dollars is...... what is a lawyer?
text |leo & king
leo: thank u he's cuter than me and i'm a little bitter but i'll get over it
leo: i'll tell him u said he's cute
king: he's not cuter than you but he's almost there
king: bring your dog every time you come over thanks