everyone's favorite kenji

[kingkenji]

my kickass entourage

@the-realnazeera - she's the kickass. everyone else is the entourage

@warnerslove - i would die for you kid

@warneraaronanderson - he wants me. bad.

@adamkentanderson - also wants me. but in like an internalised homophobia sorta way.

background characters that are only there to make me look good

@w1nston @s-0-nya @adamsalia @br1tish-br3ndan @k1ngofasia

oh and @lenam1shkin and @parisdadnerson - id block you both but im down for the drama

[warneraaronanderson]

ur gay asf

Remove yourself from my inbox, Kishimoto.

[kingkenji]

[warneraaronanderson]

Can I marry your friend Nazeera?

I believe she’s spoken for.

[kingkenji]

DAMN RIGHT SHE IS BACK OFF CHUMP

[kingkenji]

we went axe throwing and naz didnt miss once guys be so fr should I be scared of my gf

[kingkenji]

@warneraaronanderson calls me Kenji when we’re in private and kishimoto in public because he’s embarrassed about how tender he sounds when he says my first name fyi

[kingkenji]

BRO ADMITS IT

[kingkenji]

@warneraaronanderson calls me Kenji when we’re in private and kishimoto in public because he’s embarrassed about how tender he sounds when he says my first name fyi

[warneraaronanderson]

remember the time when Juliette said “Adam” when you asked her to call you Aaron?

yeah buddy, we all felt the second hand embarrassment for you.

How do you know about this?

[kingkenji]

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[kingkenji]

Getting my wisdom teeth out and I need you to hype me up 🙏🏻🥀

LETS GO MY DUDE SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR BITCH ASS TEETH AND FEED THEM TO THE DENTIST

[kingkenji]

put mashed potatoes in Juliette’s drawer and then put them in her sockz. when she wakes up half asleep she’ll go to put her socks on and get a footful of mashed potatoes. 🥔 🧦

god youre a genius. @warnerslove sorry bro.

[warneraaronanderson]

I feel like if you weren’t doing whatever politics stuff you do, you’d be like…a really stern neuro or cardio surgeon. Am I like totally off base with that?

Perhaps. Was never really given any options.

[kingkenji]

bro plays with the organs of his enemies for fun so prolly

[yuriartillery]

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

[warneraaronanderson]

Dm me for therapy

Yes you need it

Yes @warnerslove is in on this

She thinks it'll be good for you to talk about your father issues

The offer has been noted. And ignored.

[warnerslove]

Tagging me was absolutely unnecessary.

[warneraaronanderson]

There you are, my love. Is this what you’ve been up to in my absence?

[warnerslove]

Maybe… let’s put this aside for now. I missed you.

[warneraaronanderson]

I missed you more…

[kingkenji]

oh jesus christ

[kingkenji]

real footage from my birthday

[parisdadnerson]

Would you have preferred for me to give you some birthday presents?

[kingkenji]

ykw i didnt get any from my friends so fuck it yeah sure

[kingkenji]

I never knew it's your birthday today, but happy birthday, fossil. 🎉

😭😭😭 I’ll take the insult ngl.

[kingkenji]

real footage from my birthday

[aaronsvanilla-dog]

I was sleeping in the corner I’m sorry man

[kingkenji]

That’s okay bro you’re a real one

[kingkenji]

real footage from my birthday

[evie-sommers-official]

@warnerslove - my life's disappointment

@emmal1nesommers - my superior specimen

@parisdadnerson - my bestie

@adamkentanderson - you could have been sucesful with us id you had only donated your powers BEFORE I died

@lenam1shkin - tatiana's kid

@warneraaronanderson - paris's kid

@s-0-nya & @sarathetwin - you guys could have helped me if you have just willingly donated your powers to the reestablishement like emmaline did

___

@kingkenji - a rebel to the reestablishement. Deserves to explode just like Paris did to the base

@kenjik1shimoto - (same as above)

@lilyremembers - same as kenji @w1nston - same as lily

@br1tish-br3ndan - same as winston

[kingkenji]

ouch