Why.

they. not a minor. unrepentant hater

[cheaphalloweencostume]

The iron hook slid free from his shoulder with a wet metallic shriek. Something black and arterial splashed across the stones between them.

The torturer stepped back instinctively. Not out of mercy. Out of surprise. The prisoner laughed. Not loudly. Worse than loudly. Softly. Like he had just remembered a private joke older than civilization.

“You still think pain is a language,” he said.

Another blow. This time across the mouth. Teeth cracked. Blood sheeted down his chin in long ribbons.

The interrogator hissed through clenched teeth. “Tell me where God went.”

The prisoner turned his head slowly. There was blood in his smile now.

“There are organisms,” he said, “living beneath Antarctic ice that have never seen the sun and have still learned how to eat.”

The room had gone very still. Somewhere in the dark, machinery groaned.

The interrogator grabbed him by the jaw hard enough to bruise bone.

“You think this makes you immortal?”

The prisoner spat a clot of red onto the floor between them.

“No,” he whispered.

“I think it makes you temporary.”

The torches flickered.

For one impossible second, the interrogator became aware of his own pulse. The heat in his veins. The soft wetness of his eyes. The damp animal electricity inside every living thing. The prisoner watched realization bloom across his face and smiled wider, blood running between his teeth.

“You cannot threaten a creature from the dirt,” he said, “with returning to the dirt.”

— excerpt from Shit I Just Made Up To Exemplify How All This Tumblr Prose Sounds

[visenyaism]

tyrannical king maegor dashboard simulator

🐉queen-visenya--outlives

Dowager Queen Visenya Targaryen has outlived her nephew the King Aenys I Targaryen. Her son King Maegor I Targaryen has returned to the capital to claim his father’s throne.

💫 sevensent Follow

crusty incest king died. FLOP!

💫 sevensent Follow

wait MAEGOR?

🥔 bowlofbrown

this job fucking sucks. finished my shift and i cant even clock out because i got lost underneath the site.

#dark as shit down here #never working construction again

💌 maidens-smile Follow

i literally cannot believe how many supporters of m*egor i see on my dashboard every day when he is literally flaying and torturing so many seven-blessed poor fellows just for practicing their religion and saying incest is bad??? he’s literally outside my city waiting to burn us all to death DNI if you support him

🪨 dragonstoner Follow

🐉 queen-visenya--outlives

Dowager Queen Visenya Targaryen has outlived the High Septon. He previously denounced King Maegor and his wives as “the abomination and his whores,” and passed shortly after Dowager Queen Visenya and King Maegor flew their dragons to the gates of Oldtown and threatened to burn the Starry Sept.

🪽 maegors-wins Follow

i for one think “the cruel” is a bit unfair given how he has done so much to uplift women’s voices and free us from religious tyranny like. named the first female heir in westerosi history? improving the infrastructure in king’s landing? decentralizing the power of the faith? he literally loves gay people so much he married three of them?

🦓 zorse-deactivated7849

op what does that eleven inch necromantic targaryen dick feel like because if you keep riding that hard I’m pretty sure it’ll rot off

🔮 tyanna

in seven days you will begin to cough

#twelve. btw

🐉 queen-visenya--outlives

Dowager Queen Visenya Targaryen has outlived her great-nephew Aegon Targaryen, henceforth to be known as “The Uncrowned.” Her son King Maegor I Targaryen has slain him and his dragon Quicksilver over the gods’ eye for trying to usurp his throne.

🌞 ullerihardlyknowher Follow

why is this always how i find out how do you know this before even cravings moste popular

#also what the fuck is going on up there

🪰 florian-and-jonquil-on-nymerias-ship Follow

guys the oversexualization of king maegor is so problematic and insane considering he’s not only shy and married as a 13 year old but also is literally neurodivergent (has CTE)

🤲 aegonfort-top

so do we think he and his mommy ever fucked

yes absolutely

no it’s just all the other kinds of incest

Voting ended onAug 9, 2024

🤲 aegonfort-top

lost my left hand for posting this

#it was kind of hot though

🗣️ towerstower Follow

was not into targaryen rule at all but if we are going to do it it’s kind of fun that we are being ruled by a super powered animated blood corpse and his circle of freaky bisexual witches and also his mommy instead of like. a normie who also fucks his sister

🫀 imasharpknife Follow

seven hells you people would fuck a k*nslayer if they had valyrian silver hair

🐦‍⬛ raventooth Follow

during these trying times when our king is accused of depravity and tyrannies abound throughout the land we must remember the most important truth: the brackens are still a people spawned from the lowest of the seven hells

🐎 brackennation

KILL YOURSELF. Lord Gonzo Tully himself AS YOU KNOW literallyyyyyy gave us the right to move the boundary stones over the tributary. but i wouldn’t expect a blackwood to acknowledge basic laws and rights you’re just too busy doing blood sacrifices to your nasty heathen tree god.

🐦‍⬛ raventooth Follow

as soon as i figure out why balerion is overhead rn im coming over to kill you. btw

🐎 brackennation

wait looks like he’s headed towards harrentown

🐦‍⬛ raventooth Follow

oh cool. KILL YOURSELF

💐 floriansfool36 Follow

hi guys!!! sorry i’m a sennight late posting this, my brother got killed and then one of my other brothers got tortured to death and then my great-aunt died and i ended up having to flee dragonstone for storm’s end and it was kind of scary lol. anyways here’s the update as promised!!!

🌟 maidensgrace Follow

i wish Balerion did get you RPF is literally soooooo problematic. look to your sins op

#daenys the dreamer and nymeria weren’t even alive at the same time????

❤️ lanadelrhaena

i think you did a great job. glad you’re safe xx

💐 floriansfool36 Follow

YOU HAVE INTERNET IN THE KEEP???? HIIIII

[asimplepotato]

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[doubledutchratfucker]

Getting printer drivers to work properly is a form of katabasis

[doubledutchratfucker]

AI is a machine that creates child porn. Yeah sure it can give you recipes or make you look like a cartoon character or whatever but it can only do that by also being able to create child porn. Everything you put into it, every word of a prompt, every picture, is taken and used to create child porn. Every output is measured and checked and the results of that measuring is used to more effectively create child porn. AI is a machine with thousands upon thousands of possible outputs but they are all inextricably connected to child porn that there is no way to use AI that doesn't help aid in creating child porn.

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[vampiresforvampires]

They day I won't reblog this...

[doubledutchratfucker]

Mad God (2021) is a very good touchstone for what Carcosa feels like in Impossible Landscapes

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[doubledutchratfucker]

Impossible landscapes is so infuriating because it will have one of the nost intense, most existential and mindfucking ideas ever... In a location tied to a tertiary npc the players may never come across

[annabelle--cane]

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

[doubledutchratfucker]

I found this monologue for my students and although it fucks for several reasons i can't stop thinking about the idea of Caliban using mobility aids to walk on all fours. Caliban trying, as best as he can, to make himself more like the spirits of the isle and less like the man who enslaves him. Caliban, who although he is called fish, demon, mooncow and creature is, unfortunately, a man.

[red-plutoo]

Thinking about Duke’s powers diminishing his eyesight as he gets older in a way that should force him to stop being a hero but along side blindness they let him feel light rays and he learns to fight and exist using that

He can feel the individual rays and what they reflect of, like oh a green line points at these little sticks of solid it’s grass yknow?

But Duke in his late 20s, now fully blind trying really hard to seem like he’s struggling to adjust to full blindness when he stopped relying on his vision years ago is great

__

Duke, hanging out with Damian and his work friends:

Guy: has anyone seen my keys?

Duke, without thinking: on the table near the lexcorp magazine

Guy, does not know duke is a meta: …

Guy: what.

Duke:

Duke: I heard you put them down?

Guy: oh ok

Damian, face palming:

[doubledutchratfucker]

Duke thomas 🤝 Taylor hebert

[red-plutoo]

Thinking about Duke’s powers diminishing his eyesight as he gets older in a way that should force him to stop being a hero but along side blindness they let him feel light rays and he learns to fight and exist using that

He can feel the individual rays and what they reflect of, like oh a green line points at these little sticks of solid it’s grass yknow?

But Duke in his late 20s, now fully blind trying really hard to seem like he’s struggling to adjust to full blindness when he stopped relying on his vision years ago is great

__

Duke, hanging out with Damian and his work friends:

Guy: has anyone seen my keys?

Duke, without thinking: on the table near the lexcorp magazine

Guy, does not know duke is a meta: …

Guy: what.

Duke:

Duke: I heard you put them down?

Guy: oh ok

Damian, face palming:

[doubledutchratfucker]

I love how central it is to absolutely every part of the story that Carol is a lesbian almost as much as I hate how much people flatten the show down to being about a 'mean lesbian'

[roseworth]

cass looks nothing like her father because of shiva’s alpha genes giving her all of her physical attributes then leaving just so beta cuck david has a chance to give her trauma. but even then alpha shiva manages to add her own trauma just by not being there 🔥🔥🔥