Samandriel was good

snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

[kinglucifer]

Can we all just agree that SWEDEN ARE THE FUCKING KINGS OF EUROVISION

[arthoeys]

10 minutes into Eurovision and chill and he gives you this look

[himinsins]

Things that unite Europe

European Union

Eurovision

[fredspatronus]

when your neighbour doesn’t give you 12 points

[kinglucifer]

When Eurovision's happening

standard europeans: oh look, seems like its eurovision again

lame europeans: ugh this stupid contest is so unimportant

standard americans: what the fuck are you even talking about????

tumblr americans: *goes offline*

europals: [EXCITED PTERODACTYL NOISES]

australians: i'm awake but at what price

hetalians: mY OTP JUST GAVE EACH OTHER 12 POINTS!!

graham norton: sasses the shit out of everybody

french artist/spokesperson: parlent seulement français

putin: probably bitching about its 'bad' influence

scandinavia: ['All I do is win' gently playing in the background]

[kinglucifer]

differences between baltic boys

Latvia: black leather jacket

Lithuania: white leather jacket

[piercethevic-idk-blog]

12 points to everyone who hasn’t unfollowed me

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

i don’t want russia to win but if russia wins you just know every single european country would make their next esc performance the gayest ever and I kinda wanna see that

[thranduilings]

a moment of silence for wolf legolas who didnt make it to the finals 

[disc80s]

Eurovision will never be the same without you…,

[nexya]

eurovision organisers: this year we will finally have a classy music contest, with normal songs. finally, we can change our image around.  europe: what the FUCK!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THE OPERA VAMPIRES AND TIN FOIL ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!

[antrea]

[dunwall]

seeing fandom posts on your dash like NOW IS NOT THE TIME

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

please

[kinglucifer]

Eurovision: countries putting aside their differences and joining together to embrace music

Commentators: slowly getting drunk and throwing shade at other countries

[homerically]

when you’ve got Eurovision at 9, but the French revolution at 10:

[clareyfray]

#hipster captain hook