Insanity is just a chimichanga away.

Deadpool / Indie / Earth 616 based. --------------- "Quick...everyone...shield me with your bodies!"

[derangedhatter-blog]

the reason why i’m slow on drafts:

i feel obligated to write as much as you

you’ve written 4-5-6-7 paragraphs

you’re quality and i feel like a terrible rp’er nowadays

i have no muse for the thead AT THE MOMENT

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[kingofmarvel]

"Could you not steal all mah hot water. Ah would like a shower."

"Then shower with me." 

[bibulasparvo-deactivated2014081]

Rogue let out a laugh.

"Now yer just tryin’ too hard Wade."

[kingofmarvel]

"No such thing as trying too hard, not in my book."

[kasadys-archive]

“‘s pronounced Spider-Man. I can hear you not usin’ the hyphen. He don’t got no movie, you kiddin’ me?” 

[kingofmarvel]

"Yeah but Batman doesn't have that, neither does Superman. And yes he has his own movie. Except in the first few he cries A LOT in them." 

[kingofmarvel]

"Could you not steal all mah hot water. Ah would like a shower."

"Then shower with me." 

[kasadys-archive]

"What movie?" 

[kingofmarvel]

"...The Spiderman movie." 

[whiskeybentrambler-blog]

Since no one ever reads the terms and agreements (I did because I wanted to see the level of fuckery going on since we all knew THAT was coming from the instant Yahoo bought us), let me break it down for you. It states that they don’t want you using third party themes…

[kingofmarvel]

// Hi everybody, the downfall of Tumblr like every other website! YAY. 

[kingofmarvel]

"Here new friend, have a cookie." She placed a box of unopened oreos in his hands.

"Bring me pancakes next time, then we'll talk." 

[webpits]

"He always loses, have you met the man? Great, that’s just wonderful. Look, I don’t need your company…”

Oh … wait. Yeah, sometimes she truly was amazed at how brilliant her mind could be. 

"…unless you want to help me out too? $19.99 isn’t too steep… For target practice.”

"I can practice on you what I’m going to do him. Now just stand still … it’ll only hurt a little."

[kingofmarvel]

"Yes ma'am, commander Pool reporting for duty! Which is one of the many action phrases that I say if you pre-order now!" Wade had stood still, both hands cupping and protecting his genitals. "I know I have the healing factor, but I still have to live with the pain sweetheart. Ready when you are." 

[webpits]

kingofmarvel

[webpits]

     ”Uh …” 

                            Great, what did I do to deserve a visit from ‘Deadcrazy’. If Logan sent him here, I’m going to make him wish he didn’t have a fucking healing factor. 

     ”Do you want something?”

[kingofmarvel]

"Yeah, Logan sent me here, there was a lot of grumbling about you and him losing a bet. I suppose he lost, so he sent me, your very own Deadpool for $19.99 as a sort of: Go fuck yourself, from Logan. Whatever you two did, and he lost, he wasn't happy about it. So I'm here to give you some company." 

[nefariouslywhitney]

[ She glared at him under her mask just before her blonde-haired dealer opened the door, looking shocked to see her there and then confused when he saw the masked man ]

I ah— wasn’t expecting you, Madame. …Who is this?

This is Deadpool. Can I come in or are you going to leave me to freeze?

[ Ward shook his head and pushed the door open, inviting the pair of them inside ]

[kingofmarvel]

"That's right, sucka. Let me in!" Wade said, and followed her inside. The home was alright. It was missing the empty cans, wasted wrappers, aged food, and cockroaches, but this will have to do for the time behind. Suddenly he missed his messy nest. "Yo Ward, set me up with something to drink!" He demanded before waggling his brow at Whitney. "Pretty snazzy."  

[houseofg0ld]

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[nefariouslywhitney]

[ Whitney clenched her jaw and tried to resist the urge to stab him. Not that it would do any good, if the rumours were true. After about five minutes they stopped at a sizeable house and she knocked on the door, waiting for Ward to answer ]

[kingofmarvel]

"Ugh finally. You are such a horrible conversationalist. Work on your social skills." He suggested before waiting an answer, tapping his foot loudly on the front door step, humming bird is the word.

[kingofmarvel]

// Best way to roleplay as Deadpool: Stay up past your bedtime because your posts turn into some hilarious nonsense. 

[nefariouslywhitney]

[ Whitney was glad she had friends in LA, because she certainly wasn’t going to take him to her place. She started walking, trying to ignore his presence ]

[kingofmarvel]

Wade followed, keeping to himself mostly, except for the strange noises he made out of no where that sounded like a mix between a mating call of a bird and a bumbling idiot trying to wake up in the morning. He was bored and was hoping he was slightly irritating her.

[kingofmarvel]

*gasp* theres something on your chest *stabs heart* IT WAS PAIN!

"Actually it was just this plunger…"

[hxwlett-deactivated20150417]

           ”That’s kinda creepy when you really think ‘bout the fact that you raided panties in a school….and schools are filled with kids.          —If you wanted to walk ‘round in my clothes all ya had to do was ask ya know?”

[ She scrunched her nose at the very thought but didn’t dwell on it for too long. ]

[kingofmarvel]

"Would it be weird to say that they smelled like Storm's? ANYWAYS, listen, asking for permission would totally destroy the point. I wouldn't even kill people if the whole idea behind murdering is you can only do it if they wanted you to do it. Other than that, what else is there to live for? Going against the establishment is what I'm about. So if that's stealing your hideous outfit from right under your nose, then so be it. I like to keep myself edgy so the kids who read these comics can go, 'Hey, I want to dress like a girl AND go against the establishment. Fuck yeah'. Ah, I love influencing young minds to do what they want to do as long as they have fun. God, I hope she doesn't have crabs -- shit." Wade muttered, scratching the right side of his crotch for a moment or so, then smelled his fingers. "Besides, no one would like me if i asked for permission with everything." 

[kingofmarvel]

nefariouslywhitney:

Alright, alright, fine! Just shut the hell up! And don’t touch me.

"I can't promise you anything! I don't like promises that I can't keep, which is a lot of them, might I add. Let's just walk and see where that leads us!"