[luminarai]

hey, it can’t all be shootouts and taking down evil corporations all the time y’know?

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

[kingofthe]

kaz is so cute actually. he learned magic tricks when he was a little kid because he just thought they were neat and he relearned them after he started wearing gloves. bc he thinks they're neat

[avendell]

Kaz Brekker 🌙

[zevsarainai]

archie renaux was so fucking funny for this

[kingofthe]

HE WOULD COME FOR HER! HE WOULD COME FOR HER, AND IF HE COULDN'T WALK, HE WOULD CRAWL TO HER!

[nicolodigenovas]

The Crows of Shadow and Bone + popular text posts - part 2🗡

Bonus(!!):

[erythaia]

crow disorder. instead of brain there is crows

[the-ferolind]

[francescaas]

why is it always ‘ily’ and never ‘iwcfy. aiicw, icty, anmhbww, wfowot-kd, pb. btwwd. wnsf.’ !?!???

[intrxpide13-deactivated20230721]

rip Kaz Brekker I know you would’ve loved monopoly

[shadowandbonecentral]

No weapons of any kind.

[crowsnotvultures]

Its all fun and games until you remember that he thought she was lovely and brave and better than anything he deserved and he was twisted, crooked, wrong, but not so broken that he couldn't pull himself together into some semblance of a man for her. Life is a party until you recall that he needed to thank her for his new hat.

[rotzaprachim]

I know they’re all teenagers in the books but actually it’s very important to me the crows are all feckless dumbass twenty somethings in the series like. First of all they all have so fucking much life experience it just makes more sense logistically. Second of all it gives a fun lil jump between teenage drama and the 400 year old man trying to ingratiate himself into it to the baskets of feral cats in the background who are through the powers Of crime friendship horniness and mediocre decision living out their own hot girl summer ravka roadtrip and terrible fjerda icefest. The ravka little palace plot is freshman year and the crows and helnik plots are grad students who are somehow simultaneously gods perfect idiots and omniescent, powered off of bad instant coffee and egg mcmuffins. they ARE the moment

[mirkwoodest]

I'm still processing how fucking funny it was to watch the Crows run around during the events of Shadow and Bone. Like on the one hand they accomplished pretty much NOTHING they set out to accomplish and every single one of their plans went horribly awry, but on the other hand??? They snuck into the little palace? Inej killed TWO Inferni? They carjacked the Darkling? Jesper went up against a heartrender who had on a bullet-proof kefta with a gun and won? The Darkling tried to use the cut on Kaz and he got out of it with what was basically a magic trick? They snuck onto the skiff? Inej STABBED the Darkling? Kaz fought off a fricking Volcra with his CANE? Accomplishing nothing but with STUNNING proficiency. And at the end Alina's just like "gotta appreciate the effort, fam. Have these priceless jewels and go back to being crime lords in Ketterdam, please."

[inthetags]

Reblog this and put if your icon could protect you in the tags

[stars-and-scripts]

ppl come on here talking about how aleks is a villain “darkling murdered ppl!!!” and? it was very sexy of him

[stars-and-scripts]

manipulate mansplain malewife babey!!!

[hunybody]

i'm "writing" a "final" "paper" for my "art history" "class" but in a much more real sense: i'm watching this video on repeat