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"Someone please make me something to eat....I don't feel like burning my food."
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Meli laughed as he picked her up, carrying her off. When he laid her down, she giggled as her fist rested on his shoulder harmlessly,
"Please, you made me feel terrible for wanting a pet!" And then those lips were on her neck, and she quietly moaned his name, pressing her lips to the top of his head.
Darren smiled at her as he rocked his hips against hers as he sucked and nibbled her neck. "You know. We do need to break in the new sheets." He purred against her skin.
Sitting up he grinned and ripped her top open before dropping his head and kissing along her chest.
Her eyes softened and she cupped his cheek,
"I love you too, Darren." She kissed his forehead, then his lips, arms slowly sliding around his neck as the redhead settled against him.
Darren smiled as he pulled her tighter to him, kissing her softly as he nipped at her lips. "Love you more." He grinned and scooped her up and carried her to their bed. "Now...do I get a thank you for the kitten?" He teased and kissed along her neck.
"You .. are an ass, though I love you still," She remarked plainly before leaning to kiss his cheek. The cat mewed and rubbed against his hand as cats are wont to do, before batting once at it and running off.. tripping over itself in the process. Meli giggled some, her chin on Darren’s shoulder.
Darren smiled and slid his arm around her waist, tugging her closer to him. "I am an ass, but you love it." He teased as he nuzzled her neck while she watched the kitten. After a moment he pulled back enough to smile at her. "I love you."
"Oh no you don’t, you’re not getting off that easy. You’re allergic to something and you didn’t tell me? By the Eidolons, Darren, what if you were allergic to a food and I didn’t know?" She shook her finger in agitation at him, before sighing and petting the cat’s ears,
"Well, if anything, it can be an outside cat. The back porch is large enough where we can put a dog house out there for it, and a litterbox." She set the kitten down to let it roam around.
"It's an allergy to a cat, it's not a big deal. And you know the only food I'm allergic to is fish." He chuckled as he looked at her. "Babe, calm down. It's not a big deal. Benadryl will make it fine." Looking away from her and down at the little kitten he knelt down and scratched between it's ears.
"Nah, little man can stay here in the house. I'll be fine. You keep the house clean enough it shouldn't bother me any."
"It isn’t a ‘thing’, Darren, and what is the matter with you? You’re not usually this vehement about something. What else is wrong?” When you lived with a man, you knew their mannerisms; learned when they were agitated or just being pricks. And Darren wasn’t telling her the entire story.
He tilted his head as he looked at her and sighed. "I'm uh...slightly allergic to cats. The cat dander or whatever makes me sneeze. It's fine, I'll just stock up on allergy meds and buy one of those air filters."Giving her a soft smile he looked at her. "What are you gonna name him baby?"
"Love you," she responded as she leaned up to kiss his cheek. The kitten mewed, and she picked it up to nuzzle her nose to his,
"So cuute~. What shall we name him, dear?" Meli smiled easily to the man, knowing she’d won this round. … This time. Though she expected a puppy in the next few days as a rebuttal.
"I don't know love, name it as you wish just keep it off our bed." Sighing he shook his head as he looked at her. He was going to need a supply of bennadryl to keep from sneezing constantly but if she was happy that was what mattered.
"We're getting it fixed. And de clawed. We are not having that thing destroying our new furniture."
"Oh it isn’t that bad. Besides, I bought a pet hair remover thing just for that. Drama king~," she teased.
"Meli." He sighed and rolled his eyes. "Fine, it can stay. But just the one. I am not a fan of cats. I prefer dogs."
"I think the appropriate question is .. why not. Look at him, he’s so adorable!”
"Oh come on. He's gonna get cat hair all over our new satin sheets Meli! Why in our bed?"
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"Hello dear, can I do something for you?"
"Meli...my love. Why on earth is there a kitten in our bed?"
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
"That would be….Meli’s vibrator."
"O-of course not. I am just unused to such things being voice." Her face was heating up the more they talked about it.
Darren pulled her to him as she blushed and kissed her gently. "Mmm well get used to it." He purred against her lips. "Because you know i love watching you writing in bed as I press the vibrator against you. I really love watching you scream while I fuck you hard while I push it against that lovely bundle of nerves you have. Should I keep going?"
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
"That would be….Meli’s vibrator."
"That’s a terrible thing to say in front of people, goodness.”
"I was merely answering the question my love. Are you ashamed?"
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
"That would be….Meli’s vibrator."
"Was that -really- necessary?"
"Yes, yes it was. You know I love that thing and how it makes you scream."