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Hi, I'm Tie. I'm facing an eviction soon. I've been covering my roommate's rent t… Tie Died needs your support for Tie get a home deposit be

My roommate's been getting loud around the baby and pushed them during an argument, I'm letting me have eviction hit but I need a deposit for a new place before it does, please help if you can, and thank you for your consideration ♡

#gofundme #housing #please help #housing help #im so scared idk what to do

radiovile

Hey Rick hand me the mind blower

whovianbuffalo

Hey girl. What if the idealized version of me and the idealized version of you floated through space having sex forever?

ricknmo

I couldn't sleep, Inwas thinking about RoboVox, is this anything?

Really bad quick sketch to get it out.

#robotfucker #hazbin vox #vox

just-shower-thoughts

The ocean would be a lot scarier if water was pitch black and you couldn’t see through it at all. But the ocean would also be much scarier if it was completely transparent.

heartseeker

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engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

optimysticals

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

insanityandimpossiblethings

read this again but imagine its Peggy Carter picking her engagement ring

optimysticals

yes. good.

kingofua

I will definitely use this method

sir-scandalous-deactivated20181

Y'all mind if I

kingofua

Not at all

sirs-scandalous-smutt

Eat your heart out? Bah. Old news. We eat our asses out on this here blog

kingofua

Quote of the year

ashytails

Funny story. I was watching some porn this morning bc I’m lonely and was horny af and I was literally watching this dude jack off and in the background, his dog kept walking by. As soon as I saw that corgi he had I was “bro, stop touching your cock, I need to see your dog!!” and this is why I’m still single. Sorry for my brief storytime. -☕️

me???

kingofua

Oh boy

snommelp

Periodic reminder that if you’re an asshole on a public channel (e.g. the show that you host) and suffer the logical consequences for it (e.g. losing advertisers), your first amendment rights are not being infringed.

Sick and tired of people trying to use the first amendment to silence people who call them out on their bullshit