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Simone de Beauvoir, The Mandarins
i’m afraid that my broken pieces will cut && bruise you one day, and you will get so exhausted of it you will just walk away
hi i’m a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you
Domestic Starters 2.0
"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"
"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."
"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."
"I want to move in with you."
"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."
"What do you think about children?"
"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."
"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"
"You look like you could use a massage."
"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."
"I may have broken the dish washer."
"There's a spider in the shower!"
"I think I might be pregnant."
"I want to try for a baby."
"I want to adopt a child."
"You would make the perfect father/mother."
"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."
"I want to marry you."
"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"
"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"
"Did you eat all my oreos?"
"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."
"I've got a romantic surprise for you."
"Let's just stay in bed."
"Get back into bed."
"Can you call in sick today?"
"I just want to lie here all day with you."
"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."
"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"
"We can't afford this!"
"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."
reblog this if your muse is Not Straight
You May be Wondering What Happened to My Umbrella (alt.)
“This is for my mother!”
REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version
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“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
Relationship & Courting antics Asks.
♥ Do they seek out love or let it find the? Are they even interested in romance?
♥ When they have a crush on someone, how do they let them know?
♥ Tell us about a time they were rejected.
♥ Do they spend a lot of time in the courting stage or attempt to get to first base as fast as possible?
♥ Do they wait to be intimate until after marriage or break all the social rules?
♥ Do they have open or closed relationships?
♥ How do they feel about polygamy?
♥ Are they loyal to their partners?
♥ Are they patient with their partners?
♥ Do they include their partners in most aspects of their life?
♥ Do they make an effort to find someone with similar views, be they political or moral?
♥ Do they seek to find a partner purely to further the bloodline and name, is it for true love, or is it for pleasure alone?
♥ Do they sleep in the same bed/room as much as they can or do they sleep separately?
♥ Do they make it a point to eat at lease one meal a day together with their partner, or do they do as they please?
♥ Do they enjoy talking to their partners before going to sleep or is it straight to dreamland?
♥ Do they have at least one bonding activity they devote to doing with their partner exclusively?
♥ What sort of characteristics or quirks draw them to someone?
♥ Do they have a ‘type’?
♥ What was their first impression about their partner/person they are courting?
♥ How did their relationship start?
♥ What was the most romantic time they had with their partner?
♥ Tell us about a sacrifice they made for their significant other.
♥ Do they apologize to their partner even if it wasn’t their fault?
♥ Will they lie for the sake of their significant other’s happiness?
♥ If they could choose their partner again, would they choose the same person?
♥ What do they love most about their significant other?
♥ Have they had dreams about their partner/the person they are courting?
♥ Do they understand their partners/person they are courting’s feelings without them having to say anything?
♥ How do they express their love to their partner?
♥ Would they leave the person they love if it meant saving their life/giving them a better chance at life?
what the fuck is my muse doing
every rp’er ever. (via feuerdove )
You May be Wondering What Happened to My Umbrella
His rubbed his hands on his slacks, the detective pointlessly attempting to remove the invisible gunshot residue that marked him as a murderer; again. Jim ignored the trembling in his hands and the sound of Penguin doing God knows what to Galavan’s body. The last he’d seen before turning and heading back to the driver’s seat was his criminal companion reaching for an umbrella from the trunk. Calloused digits ran through mussed up chestnut locks and he closed his eyes and waited for the deed to be done. He wanted to go home, he wanted to shower, he wanted to sleep; he needed this day to be over. To be in the past, where it belonged.
unbreakable kimmy schmidt starter sentences.
❛ we’re not garbage, we’re human beings ! ❜ ❛ i’m pretty but tough like a diamond. or beef jerky in a ball gown. ❜ ❛ this isn’t the chinatown bus you can’t just choke someone who’s sleeping ! ❜ ❛ straight guys can be vegetarians. hitler was a vegetarian. ❜ ❛ is that a dolphin with a bow on it ? ❜ ❛ i’m having candy for dinner ! ❜ ❛ look at yourself, girlfrienemy. ❜ ❛ but i survived, because that’s what women do. ❜ ❛ i’ll be here … with my kissing hole. ❜ ❛ can’t the world be my noodles and butter ? ❜ ❛ so far all i’ve learned is that the olsen twins are actually four people. ❜ ❛ that was like listening to a mirror ! ❜ ❛ i trusted you, tv. you’ve seen me naked. ❜ ❛ high heels were invented by a man, [ name ], because no woman ever invented anything. ❜ ❛ i’m a drug lookout and a process server. that way, when business is bad, business is good. ❜ ❛ come on, spirit gum. if you can keep obama’s human mask on over his lizard face, hashtag lizard truth, surely you can do this. ❜ ❛ i know how sarcasm works ! ❜ ❛ what is up, society ? ❜ ❛ delivering chinese food all day can be depressing. like, when people yell out ‘ food’s here ! ’ as if they have a family, but i know they are alone. ❜ ❛ barbie shoes aren’t weird ! ❜ ❛ but i already did something today ! ❜ ❛ 1996 called. it wants its clothes back. ❜ ❛ 2090 called. you’re dead and you wasted your time on earth. ❜ ❛ age doesn’t matter ! you can die at any time ! ❜ ❛ i’ll keep the crowd away like a greenpeace volunteer. ❜ ❛ i still believe the world is good, that bunnies are nice, and snakes are mean, and that one day sandra bullock will find someone who deserves her. ❜ ❛ you’re kind, and you’re funny, and both of our names mean penis. ❜ ❛ this is gettin’ a real thelma and louise vibe … i like it. ❜ ❛ i was trying to have fun and then i made everything weird ‘cause i’m weird. ❜ ❛ [ they’re ] gay as a penguin. ❜ ❛ be you. be what you want. and then become unbreakable. ❜ ❛ it’s a photo of a man’s penis. i read that people text them to each other. ❜ ❛ my parents are blimping into town tomorrow. ❜ ❛ somebody needs to put food on my barbie themed tv trays ! ❜ ❛ your experiences are not universal ! ❜ ❛ the last time i had two men fighting over me i was a table at a fire island wrestling match. ❜ ❛ what white nonsense is this ? ❜ ❛ i’m not running a charity here, except the one where i donate my old towels to poor people with the same initials as me. ❜
George Michael - Careless Whisper
Consider this an official invitation to pick up my muse
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