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(They/Them) Quit Farting Around

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The american girl doll movie grace stirs up success starring olivia rodrigo..

das my shit right there…

Je Ne Se Quoi???

raise your hand if you know ball..

IM still at the restaurant!!!

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the Fred movieS do NAWT get enough attention… 😒😒

i love lucas cruikshank

live laugh lucas cruikshank

(yes i did have to google how to spell his last name)

lucas and jacob cruikshank are the only reason i open youtube anymore

friday fred day friday fred day

the fred show also..

kevin x fred = doomed yaoi

just thinking thoughts… 💭💭

(the Fred movie is on tubi now)

yes i am a corny gay cringe nerd

i’m a big fan!

I DONT CARE WHO THINKS FRED IS ANNOYING YOU ARE ANNOYING

(i’m annoying)

his dad is john cena

peak.

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HIYEEEEEE BLOGGGGG

Missed you guys

i’m tipsy and on winter break

FINALLY

fear me.

MOMMYS CELEBRATING THE WEEKEND!

😛

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wicked for good.

i do NAWT want to be in this hoi polloi.

started crying 57 times?

(my brother counted)

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5th stage of grief: Acceptance (2 years later)

setting up a christmas tree in a house that doesn’t feel like mine but i have no other choice as my dumbass brother turned our childhood home into a hoarder house.

my room stays untouched and so do the holiday decorations in the crawl space no one ventures into anymore.

finally accepted nothing will change with him.

Christmas feels like halloween.. I’m haunted…

-ginny miller

never thought i’d be decorating my stepdads tree as my own 🫩

being a grinch about it doesn’t do anyone any good

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PLEASE WATCH ESCAPE THE NIGHT I NEED SEASON 6!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS MY DREAM

I LOVE YOU TUBI

**Also petition for Trisha Paytas to be in season 6

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Christmas feels like Halloween. I’m haunted. The air is dusty. The room is musty… In your absence, everything’s tense. Nothing makes sense. Are you coming back? Am I in denial, or just incredibly dense?… But have things been damaged beyond repair. I stubbornly stay stuck in a place not wanting to break free. Not wanting to leave the space where you used to be. Allowing you room to come back to me and make it right. But I know you're never coming back. Not after that night. Not after that fight.

-ginny miller

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GILY

(god i love yaoi)

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GOD I LOVE RAINBOW KITTEN SURPRISE!!!!! 🌈

AAAAHHHHHHHH

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

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god i love weed 🍃

only reason i’m happy to be home is my BADDIE who shares her supply 🤤🤤🤤

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apparently the last time i was sentient was 2016..

hold on guys i have a LOT to catch-up on 🙊

monkey covering eyes emoji.. THANKS! 🙈

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just figured out who got me sick.. 🤧

turns out you can’t trust anyone

especially not your best friend

“this is the biggest betrayal since jordan and kylie”

-max baker, ginny and georgia s1 e10

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having a cold is the worst bc everyone at work thinks i don’t want to do my damn job bc i have to keep leaving to blow my nose like should i snot in the food instead x

fighting for my life with my leaky faucet nose

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it’s criminal that i could physically feel my period starting mid burrito roll at work..

i guess i know why everything feels like a direct attack to my character this week 🫩

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everytime i fight with my mom an angel loses its wings

it’s me i’m the angel

i can’t keep regrowing my wings

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just left the bathroom stall in my work uniform and this random BADDIE in a white fluffy two piece set is waiting for me almost…

i was like omg what is she about to say and she goes be honest does this look crooked to you talking about her belly button piercing

i examined it

(damn it is crooked.. )

do you want me to be honest??

yes.

it looks pretty but the longer you look at it the more it looked slanted

RIGHT?! thank you that’s all i needed to know

and that was it she left and i’m still stuck in the bathroom thinking abt what just happened

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why don’t college students have a single brain cell?? serving these motherfuckers is like edging when they order food :/ (not in the good way)

JUST GIVE ME YOUR ORDER

they say can i get a bowl/plate/burrito … .. .

(i don’t give a fuck the food transport WHAT DOES IT CONTAIN)

WHAT DO YOU WANT IN YOUR GODDAMN BOWL YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS

rice. .. …

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT

is there beef? (there’s clearly no beef)

(YES UP MY ASS) NO

uuuuh.. … … what’s that

STEAK

oh uhh lemme get that

IS THAT IT???

uuuhhh.. can i .. uuuh get qweso

OH MY GOD THE QUESO THATS AT THE START OF THE LINE?! OH EXCELLENT

they think i got all the time in the world oh my god!!!

one ingredient at a time makes the world go round!

you people are taking years off my life!

like we have the same goddamn food every day i’m going to start cutting bitches

i have no more strength we’ve been doing this all school year…

how stupid can you be.

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