angel wings

i want wings that smell like cotton candy

[knowyournewmeme]

you all need to “swipe right” on some fucking breath mints what the fuck

[tokkeki]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

me every year

winter: *kills all the flowers and the leaves*

me: i guess this is just the way it is forever now :/

spring: hey bonch 

me:

[nyqn]

[namaris]

A hungry Boy

[theraptorcage]

AH! AH! AH!!!!

[lfeellike]

possibly the most annoying bird on earth oops

[teuer]

winter time

me to myself: maybe the toilet isn’t that cold

*sits my ass cheeks down*

me

[rotfront]

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

[stopidontgohere]

A friend to walk me to the bus stop!!

[utsukushiiyume]

Sometimes I wonder when a cat that’s not yours walks with you somewhere if perhaps it’s not because they like you or want pets or food or some other good thing that humans can give them, but rather they are escorting you to your destination because there’s some sort of danger lurking about that you are not aware of.  And because you have been kind the cat in question, they want to see you safely as far as they can take you, as though they feel it’s their duty to do so, a way to return that kindness you have shown them.

I think about this often.

[stopidontgohere]

That actually is my cat, but I really really like this a lot!!!!! She’s gotta keep her mama safe 💚

[lillianriva]

[antimanifesto1973]

hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

[blackpyrefly]

lol xD whats upsmexy????? :3c

[antimanifesto1973]

nothing much :3 how abt u ?? x3 xDDD

[blackpyrefly]

xDDD x3 OMG u got me xDD :3

[qh-deactivated20170215]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[st-swithin]

[kingskylar]

when someone reblogs your selfie with no tags: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

[lake-erie]

i can’t believe i have to say this on my blog, but if you are a farmhand, please don’t leave your sacks of hulled barley where the varmints can get to them… it’s that simple

[aristo-twat]

[deaddolin]

*4 chan boy is crying* 4 chan boy 2: you sound triggered bro is everything okay?

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