Hartwin

This is a mostly SFW Hartwin dedicated blog, with the occasional smattering of other pairings and a bit of general Kingsman. NSFW content will be tagged. I also use this blog for my fanfics and my original works. I track the tag kingsmanhartwin.

[kingsmanhartwin]

@paxdracona my sister loves Eurovision and its her birthday this time next year so I'm starting to save up from this moment and you bet I'm coming to invade the Netherlands for the final next year!!

[kingsmanhartwin]

Looks like I'm going to the Netherlands next year!

[kingsmanhartwin]

I for one enjoyed your commentating i-m-m-e-n-s-e-l-y, whiners can eff off

Thank you for your support x

[kingsmanhartwin]

3 points for the uk ahahahahahha

[arabela25]

N  O  T  H  I  N  G       H  O  L  D  I  N  G       M  E       D  O  W  N

[wondersmith-and-sons]

C I N E M A T I C    P A R A L L E L S

[childroyalty]

Eurovision said gay and trans rights

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

hey quick question what the fuck am i watching

[elliemillah]

One tru Queen of Europe.

[homelanders]

[kingsmanhartwin]

It would honestly be so funny if the uk got no points

[kingsmanhartwin]

T I N F O I L U K R A I N E

[kingsmanhartwin]

VERKA 12 years and you ain't aged bitch yassssss

[kingsmanhartwin]

T I N F O I L U K R A I N E

[viktorvektor-deactivated2022062]

What you order vs what arrives

[pedro-pastel]

I’d never ever return that order tho

[mannersmakethmoi]

Get you a man who can do both❤

[notbrogues]

Says you, I absolutely ordered the flip flops and rolled up jorts man.

[kingsmanhartwin]

After some followers joining us (hope you like kingsman lol) we've only had a net loss of 22 so Eurovision hasn't hit too hard lol some people can't hack the banter

[kingsmanhartwin]

The current Eurovision game for my family (my mum, my sister -currently in Scotland- and me).

24 countries in the bowl (2 removed so it would divide between 3).

Everyone picks 8, whoever wins wins the pot (£5).

Whoever gets the UK has to provide the £5 bc…..well

[kingsmanhartwin]

Fuck I got the UK

[kingsmanhartwin]

Okay malta pop off girl

[kingsmanhartwin]

I’m gay for albania

[kingsmanhartwin]

Mum on czech rep: they look like they’ve been airbrushed to fuck…theyre too clean

[kingsmanhartwin]

Germany bringing 2019s feminist anthem

[kingsmanhartwin]

Jean Paul Gaultier why are you

[kingsmanhartwin]

Stanley Tucci representing San Marino

[kingsmanhartwin]

N. Macedonia - a haircut that’s more put together than my entire life and a dress the colour of the sofa I want from IKEA

[kingsmanhartwin]

Sweden: reason no.245 that I am bisexual

[kingsmanhartwin]

Slovenia is such a minimalist bop and I am here for the sweetness

[kingsmanhartwin]

Another bop and a half but Graham is right, not a sitting outfit.

[kingsmanhartwin]

The Netherlands is nice but like the low fat crisps im currently eating theres more personality in a piece of cardboard

[kingsmanhartwin]

these attractive grecian women with swords can just fuck me right up like whatever the fuck is happening in the background I am into

[kingsmanhartwin]

Israel: very nice voice, like 10/10 smooth and oh lord, what a moustache

[kingsmanhartwin]

Norway is an absolute tune 100% jam like genuinely will download this album now

[kingsmanhartwin]

Ok UK this is the best you’ve been a decade so not awful but still the UK so

[kingsmanhartwin]

ICELAND. ICLEAND DO YOU NEED HELP

[kingsmanhartwin]

After Iceland Estonia is just stale milk

[kingsmanhartwin]

Oh Belarus is only 16 and already grinding in thigh highs…..gross

[kingsmanhartwin]

Azerbaijan is an Android someone call Detroit Police Department

[kingsmanhartwin]

Azerbaijan also lowkey looks like Adam Ramzi the gay porn star?

[kingsmanhartwin]

Okay France I am weak. like James Charles but actually attractive and better eyebrows

[kingsmanhartwin]

A surprising move from Italy, the queens of ballad, bringing us a hip hop banger even in a shirt so cheap the threads are fraying, you’re right mate it hurts to be alive

[kingsmanhartwin]

Aaand Serbia brings the ballad

[kingsmanhartwin]

Are men incapable of writing a song without the lyrics ‘she getting naughty’? I mean the beats there but the rest is just watery straight man nonsense? Only good part is the bit where he doesn’t sing…

[kingsmanhartwin]

I’m also gay for Australia and her falsetto lady gaga vibes

[kingsmanhartwin]

Last song you can all breathe a sigh of relief...also its not great. Poor Spain, following the hypnotic Australian space windscreen wipers has doomed you to obscurity

[kingsmanhartwin]

The current Eurovision game for my family (my mum, my sister -currently in Scotland- and me).

24 countries in the bowl (2 removed so it would divide between 3).

Everyone picks 8, whoever wins wins the pot (£5).

Whoever gets the UK has to provide the £5 bc…..well

[kingsmanhartwin]

Fuck I got the UK

[kingsmanhartwin]

Okay malta pop off girl

[kingsmanhartwin]

I’m gay for albania

[kingsmanhartwin]

Mum on czech rep: they look like they’ve been airbrushed to fuck…theyre too clean

[kingsmanhartwin]

Germany bringing 2019s feminist anthem

[kingsmanhartwin]

Jean Paul Gaultier why are you

[kingsmanhartwin]

Stanley Tucci representing San Marino

[kingsmanhartwin]

N. Macedonia - a haircut that’s more put together than my entire life and a dress the colour of the sofa I want from IKEA

[kingsmanhartwin]

Sweden: reason no.245 that I am bisexual

[kingsmanhartwin]

Slovenia is such a minimalist bop and I am here for the sweetness

[kingsmanhartwin]

Another bop and a half but Graham is right, not a sitting outfit.

[kingsmanhartwin]

The Netherlands is nice but like the low fat crisps im currently eating theres more personality in a piece of cardboard

[kingsmanhartwin]

these attractive grecian women with swords can just fuck me right up like whatever the fuck is happening in the background I am into

[kingsmanhartwin]

Israel: very nice voice, like 10/10 smooth and oh lord, what a moustache

[kingsmanhartwin]

Norway is an absolute tune 100% jam like genuinely will download this album now

[kingsmanhartwin]

Ok UK this is the best you’ve been a decade so not awful but still the UK so

[kingsmanhartwin]

ICELAND. ICLEAND DO YOU NEED HELP

[kingsmanhartwin]

After Iceland Estonia is just stale milk

[kingsmanhartwin]

Oh Belarus is only 16 and already grinding in thigh highs…..gross

[kingsmanhartwin]

Azerbaijan is an Android someone call Detroit Police Department

[kingsmanhartwin]

Azerbaijan also lowkey looks like Adam Ramzi the gay porn star?

[kingsmanhartwin]

Okay France I am weak. like James Charles but actually attractive and better eyebrows

[kingsmanhartwin]

A surprising move from Italy, the queens of ballad, bringing us a hip hop banger even in a shirt so cheap the threads are fraying, you’re right mate it hurts to be alive

[kingsmanhartwin]

Aaand Serbia brings the ballad

[kingsmanhartwin]

Are men incapable of writing a song without the lyrics ‘she getting naughty’? I mean the beats there but the rest is just watery straight man nonsense? Only good part is the bit where he doesn’t sing…

[kingsmanhartwin]

I'm also gay for Australia and her falsetto lady gaga vibes