scorched earf

she/her first we eat our cereal. then we eat the rich.

[gothboobs]

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Legendary

[sunb1eeder]

THE AI DUMPED HIM

[sudaca-swag]

they just keep creating new lows for incels lmao

[artemis-melody]

BAHHAHAH

[edgar-allan-possum]

When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable

[jasontoddsguns]

“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.

[aqwult]

she might fuck you. keep posting!

[ragsy]

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

[sophsun1]

#mood

[plushcorp]

yoy all just hate me because I'm cold and distant and don't put effort into any relationships and off putting and frustrating to try to help or make plans with and I don't text and I don't call and I don't like doing much and I constantly make excuses for it all

[0v9]

Stop being gormless with the formless and come be intelligent with the relevant

[bearie]

fucking idiot

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[effemimaniac]

my workout

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up

getting on your nerves until failure

[sahonithereadwolf]

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

[sahonithereadwolf]

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

[sahonithereadwolf]

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

[hotdogmexicano]

tiny death roll

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

ballet

[nneahwalker]

it's her!!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Reclaiming “the ol’ ball and chain” by using it to refer exclusively to my phone