2022 Kingsman Christmas Prompt Meme

AO3 , FAQ , Rules , Prompts

[kingsmas-2022]

FAQ

What are the rules?

The usual. No inc*st or pa*dophilia. Be kind to others and don’t be a wanker. Simples. 

How does it work?

Do a Kingsman Christmas thing. Add it to the collection on ao3. Drop the link here and we’ll post it!

Do I have to do all of the days?

No. You can do as many or as few as you like.

Where do I sign up?

You don’t. This is a low key, no pressure event. Just do what you can.

It’s only September. 

I know but if Woolworths can start putting Christmas stuff out now then so can I. Also want to give people ample time to get themselves together.

Is there a minimum word count?

Nope.

Can I combine days?

Sure.

I’ve written a Christmas-themed Kingsman fic that doesn’t quite fit any of the prompts. Can I still add it to the collection?

Yes please!

I wrote a thing for day 16. Can I post it on the 15th?

Yeah go on. It’s just a guide really.

Why do some days have three prompts?

Cos I felt like it.

I wrote a Kingsman fic last Christmas. Can I add that to the collection?

No.

Shit. It’s already January 2023 and I forgot to post my fic. Can I add it to the collection?

You sure can!

I don’t like the way you’ve gone about this. You should have done xyz instead.

Probably. I’ve never done anything like this before so please go easy on me. You’re more than welcome to make your own Kingsman Christmas prompt meme thing. Drop me the link and I’ll promote it here.

I have a Kingsman Christmas prompt that doesn’t quite fit any of the days. Can I send it in?

Yes please! 

Nobody picked up my prompt :(

I’m sorry. I asked Santa for a horse for Christmas 1991 and I didn’t get one. In the words of the great English poet Mick Jagger, ‘you can’t always get what you want.’

What ships can I write for?

Any and all ships are welcome! I only tagged what I think are the most popular ships as a way of getting people’s attention. So long as there’s no inc*st or pa*dophilia then have at it!

Crossovers okay?

Sure!

Why can’t I post my fic to the collection?

It won’t be open until 1st December, Down Under time (GMT+8).

Still got questions?

Ask box is open!

[kingsman-fth]

Have you been having a hard time lately?

Were you sliced in half by a bamf lady with wicked legs?

Are you looking at eighteen months in the clink for stealing some wanker’s car?

Doing the world’s most dangerous job interview where the only other woman present drowned on the first night?

Are you a princess who’s been kidnapped and is currently being held hostage?

Did you get shot in the eye by an environmental megalomaniac?

Have you gone bald from the stress of dealing with the people mentioned above?

Then have we got the event for you!

@fandomtrumpshate is an online fanworks auction, designed to raise money for progressive nonprofit organisations that help and support marginalised people.

You can offer any type of fanwork that can be delivered digitally, including:

* written fanworks (fic, poetry, remixes, etc.)

* digital art, which includes but is not limited to gifsets, manips, moodboards, etc.

* podfics

* fanvids (including fancams)

* fan labour, which includes but is not limited to betaing, Brit/Japan/America-picking, or offering specialist expertise.

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Important Dates:

Monday, January 20th: creator signups open

Sunday, February 2nd: creator signups close

Friday, February 21st: browsing period begins

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Saturday, March 1st, 8pm GMT-5: auction bidding closes

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(Written for @kingsmas-2022 day 22 prompt: Tree/Ginger)

Relationships were hard work, especially when one half was Kingsman’s quartermaster and the other half was Statesman’s newest agent.

Ginger (no one would call her Whiskey thanks to the previous holder of the name. It was fine though, she was used to Ginger anyway) and Merlin were apart this Christmas but they had ways of being together thanks to the glasses.

Merlin pulled out his guitar from behind the Christmas tree and strummed as he began to sing.

Ginger laughed and tipped her hat when she recognised the song.

Merlin would get a cowgirl for Christmas, a few days late.

The song Merlin was singing:

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( @kingsmas-2022 day 15 prompt: reindeer/international tea day)

It had been years since there’d been a child at the palace for Christmas. The Queen delighted in having Daisy visit and was spoiling her as the sister-in-law of a princess should be.

It was International Tea Day. The Queen hosted a tea party for Daisy and invited some of her dolls along, too.

Daisy didn’t drink tea yet but she drank her cup of milk very daintily, even holding up her pinky finger like she’d been practising.

When they were done, the Queen invited Daisy to the window and the little girl squealed when she saw nine reindeer grazing.

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( @kingsmas-2022 day 13 prompt: gift/Eggsy)

Harry slipped out of bed early on Christmas morning leaving Eggsy to have a mini crisis.

They’d agreed not to get each other gifts. Oh god…

He heard Harry come back into their bedroom. Maybe Eggsy could hide under the sheets and pretend this wasn’t happening.

“Now I know we agreed not to get each other anything…”

Harry pulled the sheets back and Eggsy burst out laughing at the sight of Harry, naked, with a bow around his cock.

Eggsy pulled Harry into bed. The old man could make himself useful while they waited for the Viagra to take effect.

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(Roxilde historical AU. Click the tag to find the others. @kingsmas-2022 day 9 prompt: ladies dancing)

The winter ball was the perfect opportunity for the sons of kings, dukes and other noblemen to dance with the princess and try to earn her favour.

Roxy wanted to stab them all.

Tilde looked beautiful, as always, in the dress Roxy had helped her into (and, more importantly, would later help her out of). Roxy had braided Tilde’s hair in a new style, reminding everyone that Tilde didn’t follow trends, she set them.

As they passed each other on the dance floor while dancing with all the gentleman, like they’d been practising, the two ladies shared a private smile.

[ess-jay-oh]

(Using a two year old prompt list, what of it? @kingsmas-2022 day 1: World AIDS Day)

Homosexuality was still illegal in Scotland when a young Hamish had moved to London. A deadly virus was sweeping its way through the community, leaving devastated families and partners in its wake.

London still had no official memorial for the thousands of Britons who had lost their lives to HIV/AIDS.

A site had been chosen. Merlin went there every year on the first of December.

“Happy World AIDS Day!” a passerby said when they saw the red ribbon Merlin wore over his heart in honour of the friends he’d lost.

The young ones didn’t know. This was a solemn occasion.

(For info on the development of a memorial for HIV/AIDS click here: https://aidsmemory.uk/aids-memorial/

London AIDS Memorial – AIDS Memory UK

World AIDS Day 2024 theme: “Take the rights path: My health, my right!” WHO is calling on global leaders and citizens to champion the right to health by addressing the inequalities that hinder progress in ending AIDS. https://www.who.int/campaigns/world-aids-day/2024

World AIDS Day 2024

On 1 December WHO joins partners and communities to commemorate World AIDS Day 2024. Under the theme “Take the rights path: My health, my ri

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Kingsman best friends and agents!

(I’m channeling Harry by being late)

Fandom Trumps Hate 2024 creator signups are now open!

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Creators have until 19th Feb to sign up here with works due 31st Dec!

If you’re unable to create something this year, browsing begins 29th Feb and bidding runs from 5th March til 9th of March :)

Hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon!

[ess-jay-oh]

Hi Kingsman agents! It’s almost Fandom Trumps Hate time!

Did you know that Kingsman fandom has participated in Fandom Trumps Hate every year since its inception? Let’s keep that going as we approach Kingsman’s tenth anniversary!

Haven’t popped your FTH cherry yet, or not sure what it’s all about?

FTH is an online fanworks auction, designed to raise money for progressive nonprofit organisations that help and support marginalised people.

You can offer any type of fanwork that can be delivered digitally, including:

* written fanworks (fic, poetry, remixes, etc.)

* digital art, which includes but is not limited to gifsets, manips, moodboards, etc.

* podfics

* fanvids (including fancams)

* fan labour, which includes but is not limited to betaing, brit/japan/america-picking, or offering specialist expertise.

Don’t feel like creating something this time around? That’s totally fine! You can bid on an offering during the bidding period, or simply share the info with your friends.

Important dates:

February 5th: creator signups open

February 19th: creator signups close

February 29th: browsing period begins

March 5th: bidding opens

March 9th: bidding closes

March 16th: proof of high bid donations due

March 21st: proof of 2nd chance donations due

FAQ

Stay fucking spectacular!

[artknifeandglue]

because @haredjarris posted about it being the 10-year anniversary of Kingsman: The Secret Service AND had the excellent idea of running a fan event, quick interest check: anyone up for doing a Kingsman week in December?

Kingsman fest in December - yea/nah?

I'm game!

Maybe not.

Voting ended onJan 12, 2024

[kingsmas-2022]

advent by @noelaborate

For the day one prompt 😊

[kingsmas-2022]

The always kind @noelaborate (aka @dagonetsclippedthreads) has posted a lovely fic to the collection for the day 14 prompt. Another fic for the newest ship on the block, Michelle/Roxy!

Please enjoy steel wool, cable knit!

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That’s a wrap!

Thank you to everyone who liked, reblogged, followed, posted to the collection, left kudos and/or left a comment. You are all fucking spectacular! 😘

Collection remains open if you need to make like Harry and be late x

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New Year’s fic sneak preview! Words will drop 31/12/22 Down Under time! Subscribe now for Merlahad fluff, smut and some heartbreak at the end 🥺

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I made a playlist! Some of the songs are relevant to the fic and others are ones that just give me Merlahad vibes in general. If it’s vaguely gay and/or from the 80s then it belongs here hehe!

[ess-jay-oh]

And here are the words! 5741 of them featuring my favourite old men being sappy and in love in Glasgow on New Year’s Eve.

[kingsmas-2022]

Day Thirty-One!

New Year’s Eve/ Hogmanay

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New Year’s fic sneak preview! Words will drop 31/12/22 Down Under time! Subscribe now for Merlahad fluff, smut and some heartbreak at the end 🥺

[ess-jay-oh]

I made a playlist! Some of the songs are relevant to the fic and others are ones that just give me Merlahad vibes in general. If it’s vaguely gay and/or from the 80s then it belongs here hehe!

[kingsmas-2022]

Some tunes.

[kingsmas-2022]

Day Thirty!

Away for the holidays/ Belated Christmas