i'm suing troy_en

horror enthusiast, monster lover, selfshipper, etc. kinitopet's spouse (real) (pfp by citruscrisp)

[supermariomamafucker]

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[paper-mario-wiki]

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I don’t think you guys appreciate how much I want to make “stop the count” jokes when someone gets mad at me in either direction.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Anger from the Right: WORTHLESS LIBERAL CUCK STOP COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS MOMMY WONT LEAVE ME THEYRE STAYING FOREVERRRRRRRR

Anger from the Left: How dare you keep track of how many days are left. Do you think that makes it better. Do you think all this will just stop at the end of their term. Are you fucking stupid. What do you have to say for yourself.

The answer I have to wrestle myself away from, every time: So… you want me to… stop the count?

[atomicjellycat]

You fools cannot stop him

[daysleftofsecondterm]

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[teathattast]

[hyperlexichypatia]

Shocking development: in a language and culture where most given names are considered masculine or feminine, some genderqueer and nonbinary people choose given names that seem unusual!

[damazcuz]

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[evilwizard]

finally someone said it

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[supermariomamafucker]

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[serpexnessie]

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation

[targetedknowledge]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[servuscallidus]

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

i will not design a corporate minimalist logo for poob

i will not design a corporate minimalist logo for poob

i will not design a corporate minimalist logo for poob

i will not design a corporate minimalist logo for poob

i will not design--

:/

[kyotoprotocols]