Well Seasoned Cast Iron Pansexual

28 27 year old Genderqueer Whatchanacallit (any pronouns) switch from Chicago and its respective scene. Pan and Poly so all non-chuds are welcome Don't really have much of a role, or space, more just a freak with too many bad jokes to tell. Massive enthusiast about all things kink related and nerdy. Posting whatever comes to mind and reblogging most of the good fluff so I have a place to come back to it. NSFW content discussed and shown, 18+ viewers only. My fetlife is http://fetlife.com/users/6492131

[secrethyena11]

Little sister doing an art project with her big brother (decorating his diaper with stickers) 🥰

[readtheroo-m]

Have you considered:

Sweet, strong, soft man in a diaper.

He was kinda new to it, still seeing if he liked it, still learning how to relax when he wasn’t near the potty.

We were lying in bed, doing our own things, as I let him adjust to the feeling of padding swaddled around his most private parts.

Not treating him differently.

Not yet.

The only thing out of the ordinary was me reading with one hand (not entirely out of the ordinary, I’m a frequent smut enjoyer, but this was different). My other rested on top of his padding, right between his legs.

Eventually, a couple chapters in, I felt something.

“Hey, handsome, what’s making my hand all warm?”

I looked up at him for the first time and the ruddy blush covering his face answered my question without him needing to say anything.

I wanted him to say it anyway.

“Can you tell me what happened, honey boy?”

A small head shake, no. His eyes were big and a little nervous, not used to someone watching him be this vulnerable.

“That’s okay, we can work up to big boy words later. It seems like you’re pretty small right now, huh?”

This time I watched his head bob up and down. I reached up and ruffled his hair, resting my hand on the back of his neck.

“Do you think you’re okay to stay your cozy, warm big boy diaper for a while longer? I want to finish a couple more chapters before we go to sleep.”

He nodded, shifting his body down under the covers a little more, pressing his face against my tummy.

He drifted off by the time I finished the page, much less the chapter. But I was watching him for a while anyway, distracted by the warm padding now pressed against my leg, and the sweet trusting boy curled into my side.

[posable-doll]

Dumbification: Would you find me attractive even if I wasn't smart?

Hypnosis: Would you find me attractive even if I needed a lot of help and direction?

Somnophilia: Would you find me attractive even if I couldn't reciprocate?

Dollification: Would you find me attractive even if I needed someone else to help maintain me?

Kittyplaying: Would you find me attractive even if I wasn't perfectly obedient all the time and expressed negative emotion through sass and brattiness?

Monsterfucking: Would you find me attractive even if I was an eldritch horror that you can't look at because it would make you go insane?

[alittlesofternow]

I like this framework, some additions:

Ageplay: would you still want me if you had to take care of me? Or if I didn't fully understand the world or even my own emotions?

CNC: would you still want me if I said I didn't like something you were doing? Or if I had large "bad" emotions (anger, fear, frustration, sadness)?

Humiliation/Shame: would you still want me if you saw me for what I truly am?

Pain: would you still want me when I'm nothing but involuntary physical responses and tears (lack of control/put togetherness/humanness)?

Cucking: would you still want me if I had ugly&shameful emotions about my own self-worth or your happiness without me?

Apologizing/blame: would you still want me if I was wrong? If I made a mistake? If I accidentally hurt you? If I was irredeemable?

[posable-doll]

possession: would you find me attractive even if i didn't have a set body for you to find attractive?

Yandere: would you still find me attractive even if I didn't hold back all the strong emotions I have?

Intoxication: Would you still find me attractive even if I wasn't capable of being put together?

Incest: would you still find me attractive even if the world told me you shouldn't?

corruption: would you still find me attractive even if i wasn't as pure as i think i should be?

[soft-mommynb]

mmmm cozyyyyy 💕

[soft-mommynb]

It's okay to want your mama. Even when you're all grown up you still need your mama sometimes 🫂

[goblin--sorcerer]

[closet-keys]

I truly don't understand the posts on here that are like "no one ever talks about loving men" because like.. portrayals of loving men are truly so much of media--media with a target audience of men and media with a target audience of women and media with a target audience of children. listen to almost any pop song, read almost any romance novel, watch almost any movie in any genre at all. watch any sitcom. watch documentaries. you can find portrayals of people being attracted to men, having sex with men, loving men, admiring men, forming deep platonic, romantic, or familial relationships with men, etc. in virtually any piece of media that exists, including in predominately queer publications. it's truly just a minuscule number of lesbian blogs that are not publishing adoring content about men, (and even then a lot of lesbians still do reblog plenty of positive things about men, just not in a sexual/romantic way, but as friends, peers, or comrades). I have never experienced a single day of my entire life without being able to readily find real life examples and fictional portrayals of someone loving men.

[closet-keys]

responding to these tags (partially edited for brevity)

#idk if I'm just. unlucky or smt but like #I stumble onto lesbian centric shows so much more than gay ones #make no mistake I'm not complaining I love my lesbians #but OP mentioned 'there's so many stories about loving men' without the nuance of '99% of them are straight love stories' #and it made me feel microagressed #esp when it's defending the lesbians like #idk. im being genuine here. if there's more mlm stories out there that I'm not aware of please enlighten me and I'll gladly be proven wrong

Here's one example.

GLAAD tracks the presence of LGBT characters on television by counting their numbers in scripted prime time programs on both the broadcast and cable networks.

Diversity of LGBT characters broadcast demonstrates disproportionate representation of male characters (14% more male than female characters) and disproportionate representation of gay male characters (26% more gay men than lesbians).

If we account for bisexual characters-- 57% being men-loving men and 43% being women-loving women--then we still see 14% more men-loving male characters than we do women-loving female characters.

If we assume that bisexual representation implicitly includes characters who are likely to experience love for men, then we could look at both bisexual men and bisexual women when we're discussing representation of loving men (which was the topic of the original post), giving us a total of 72% of queer characters who love men, and only 28% who don't (44% more characters who love men than characters who do not).

(also worth noting, in the year this study was done, of the 105 LGBT characters announced on cable, only one 1% of the male characters were trans, and 0% of the female characters were trans.)

We live in a patriarchal sexgender hierarchy, and so men are going to be disproportionately represented in storytelling of all kinds.

It is true that there were far fewer depictions of cis gay men than cis straight men. but it is also true that there were far fewer depictions of cis gay women than cis gay men.

there were also exponentially fewer trans men than cis men, and no representation for trans women, let alone trans lesbians, at all.

when I say you can find far more portrayals of loving men and men being loved than portrayals of anyone who is not a man and doesn't love men, I'm talking about the broad statistical trends of the media landscape.

[kinkyfignewtons]

This is all valid and correct. But what I think people who are taking exception fail to articulate is their point: that media where men are loved or find relationships perpetuates the same gender roles they're rather sick of. Media is so concerned about emasculating and damaging men's egos that they refuse to portray them without the necessary level of "manliness" regardless of how damaging that feels in a society where increasingly people are questioning those gender roles. Even in media where the "less competitive" or "ugly" guy ends up being pursued it's played as a joke, or a way to bruise the ego of the more attractive person. And women, as always, are treated not as equal players in the game but as the ball. As stakes. As a conflict. Men can feel when women aren't portrayed as having any agency. Disgustingly; however, it often results in more complaining about their situation rather than recognizing that the way they or others treat women isolates.

I think people see sapphic content and the way that it often breaks parity with so many toxic gender roles (and popular depictions of gay romance in media often reinforces gender roles) and want that for themselves. But rather than name the quality of the representation, they claim that they *don't* have representation. Which is factually untrue, but if they were to say "representation that shows me what it would be like to be more free from toxic masculinity" then that's a different story.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Radfems are always like:

"Men are inherently violent and a threat to women's safety, just look at the stats"

Meanwhile they always fail to show the other stats that are incredibly relevant

Yeah, men do the majority of homicides. But men are also the majority of homicide victims by other men.

Intrasexual homicide is the most common homicide type vs intersexual, let's not forget that when talking about homicide rates.

[musefortheages]

Hey look I hate radfems. End of story.

This isn't the best type of argument against a radfem. Hear me out.

Men do commit more crimes against women than vice versa. Feminists should care about this and this is evidence of patriarchy. This is not a radfem take. The radfem take is that men are biologically predisposed to be more violent and that's why trans people are invalid or something.

Men being hurt by violence is kind of irrelevant and then brings up validly that patriarchy is harming men. Some will use this chance to say women aren't hurt by men since they aren't killed as much. The relevant factor is men committing violence against women. And then the factors that lead to men commiting violence against women.

If it were biological, wouldn't every man assault his partner? Context is important.

[mommyameliestorycorner]

And he wasn’t alone. [kinky]

The boys were super squirmy today.

Daniel wasn’t the only one fidgeting in his seat, his legs kicking softly under the low playroom table. Across the brightly-colored carpet, a few other boys shifted and wiggled just like him—little gasps, soft whines, padded bottoms rocking back and forth against the floor or the plush beanbags they were seated on.

And honestly? It probably had something to do with the new volunteer.

She was adorable—barely older than the students, with big warm eyes, rosy cheeks, and a pink apron that hugged her figure just right. Her voice was sweet as syrup, and when she crouched down to help someone stack blocks or pour juice, Daniel could barely stop himself from staring. The way she cooed, how gently she tucked a stray curl behind her ear—it made his tummy feel funny. Tingly. Warm.

His fingers kept drifting to the front of his crinkly diaper, giving soft, slow rubs through the thick padding… until a voice cut through the room like a soft bell.

“Oh my. Someone’s really restless today.”

It was Miss Clara, one of the more experienced caregivers. She had that sing-song voice that made everyone instinctively sit a little straighter. She glanced around the room with a knowing smile, her eyes twinkling.

“I think it’s time for a group circle. Come on now, boys—let’s all get comfy together.”

There were a few shy glances, a few embarrassed waddles, but one by one the squirmy boys—including Daniel—gathered on the soft padded mat at the center of the room. The volunteer blinked curiously, standing nearby with her clipboard, clearly unsure what was happening.

Miss Clara clapped her hands gently. “Alright, littles. Today we’re going to talk about what to do when your diapers get that special kind of tingly.”

Daniel’s face flushed pink. So did a few others. But no one moved to leave.

“Sometimes, you just need to make stickies, and that’s okay,” she said warmly, guiding them to sit in a circle with their legs spread slightly. “It’s better to let your body do what it needs than to squirm all day, right?”

The volunteer tilted her head, eyebrows rising. “Stickies?” she mouthed to herself.

Miss Clara crouched in front of the boys, her hands demonstrating soft, gentle movements over the front of a sample diaper. “Just like this. Slow circles, little squeezes. Let your diaper help you. No need to rush.”

Daniel’s breath caught. His hand drifted to the front of his thick Pampers without thinking, the squish already so inviting. Around the circle, the other boys began to mimic the movements—some shyly, others more boldly. A quiet chorus of crinkles and soft gasps filled the room.

And then—

“O-ohhh…”

Someone across the circle let out a soft moan and sagged back, clearly the first to finish. His diaper puffed slightly beneath him, the thick front now shiny with fresh, sticky warmth.

The volunteer’s eyes went wide.

Her cheeks turned scarlet as the realization clicked into place—and then she slapped a hand over her mouth, stifling a giggle that still bubbled up like a fizzy drink.

Miss Clara didn’t miss a beat. “It’s okay, dear,” she said to the girl with a wink. “They’re just being good boys. They need this.”

Daniel was already too far gone to care. His hand moved faster now, guided by Miss Clara’s voice, the warmth building and building in his thick diaper until—

criiinkle… squiiish…

He gasped, his back arching slightly as the sticky pleasure pulsed through him. His fingers twitched, his breath shaky. The front of his diaper was soaked with more than just pee now.

And he wasn’t alone.

Around the circle, more soft whimpers filled the air. Crinkly shudders. Flushed cheeks. A room full of boys learning just how nice it was to let go together.

[mama-waterlily]

dont you know that humping stuffies is heinous and evil. stuffies are pure, not meant for such acts.

hey don't ask me, i'm not a stuffie humper

just saying they're adorable and it's fun to tease them, especially if you say:

"you're a little stuffie humper, aren't you?" through a sheer read, with no prior information on the subject

they get so cute

[darlinglilmia]

THANK YOU

Fellow anti stuffie humper

THEY R OUR FRENS. OUR PALS. THEY HAVE PERSONALITY

[mama-waterlily]

i believe in a world where girls are free to fuck their stuffies

or eat them out, idk

[kinkyfignewtons]

I don't love the implication that stuffies are frens and that's *why* you don't hump and make out with them.

Do y'all not hump and make out with your friends?

I dunno, I'd rather rub and smooch a friend who loves me very much and knows all my naughty little needs rather than an enemy.

Maybe your stuffies are on the ace spectrum but mine sure aren't.

[puppygirllaika]

i had a sudden thought. you know those freezer safe plastic bags you can use to vacuum seal meat? girl who takes you home and makes you sign your name on one of those in preparation. is that anything

that's everything, but it could be even more. Imagine all of your friends get together for a farewell orgy party, where everyone brings their favourite recipe books and picks out what they wanna make and haggles over cuts of meat, and they spend all night going over your naked body, marking out parts of you, drawing lines and signing names and making notes about what pages each recipe is on, and then at the end of the night, they all watch as you sit between two mirrors, one ahead and one behind, and you write each name, each instruction, each cut on a freezer bag, then sign it with your name, to demonstrate your consent for them to cook and eat that part of you <3

[bekabfotbek193647291]

What game is Glados from? What would tell someone about it?

GLaDOS is from a game called Portal which is a first person puzzle game about escaping from a research and development facility/ factory

GLaDOS is the antagonist for the first game and part of the second one, and after that an unwilling ally

The graphics are a bit old but the game play absolutely holds up, I replay it pretty frequently

All of which is totally unimportant because GLaDOS is a nigh omnipotent AI who gets off on putting you through tests and bullies you the entire time. It's so hot

[blankflank-filly-deactivated202]

little girl who wants to reenact the things her mommy does to her on her toys, including saying "im sorry" over and over again while she does and then holding them and crying about being a bad mommy into them afterwards

[imtellingmommytoo]

Am I Making You Blush...

So, did you have fun up here? Do you like being back up on Mommy's big girl bed? It's been a while, huh? That's right, this used to be our shared bed and bedroom. It seems so funny to think of it that way now, hmm? But you see, I told you I'd have you back in here for cuddles and kisses when Mommy was feeling needy. And you did such a good job too, you're Mommy's messy little eater now, aren't you? Aw, am I making you blush, baby?

Okay, sweetie, let's get you ready for bed. Mommy's going to change your diaper, and then we can cuddle for a little while longer before it's time to get in your crib. Oh, honey, no. You're not staying in my bed tonight. You're being silly! I don't have the mattress protector on my bed right now, and you know Mommy can't risk the mattress and another morning in wet sheets.

Sweetie, I know you'd really like to, but the answer is still no. Yes, this is Mommy's bedroom now. Of course, you're always welcome here – I love having you! Just not by yourself, or for too long without a fresh diaper. You've been in diapers for a while now, and accidents happen. Besides, your crib is much better equipped to handle a leaky diaper than my bed.

Nice try though, sweetie, I'll need to keep an eye on you. We don't want you getting confused again about things, do we? And we definitely don't need any more fussing or tears about not being "The Man of the House" anymore. Not in this house! No way Jose! We're all done with that kind of thinking. It's outdated. That's right "All gone," good job baby (claps hands*). Besides, "The Mommy of the House" sounds much better anyway.

Oh, you little stinker! Is that funny? Well, you just keep being my happy baby, and I'll keep inviting you to my big girl bed. Sound good? Yeah, I thought so! (giggles*).

Artist: Allerted

[kinkyfignewtons]

Love the story but this is AI art. I wouldn't go so far as to call them and artist.

[bigsalt-lilsalt]

Re: Your last post on Bigsis×lilbro forced bi

I imagine big sis making a Grindr profile with pictures of her little bro, just to see all the big boys lusting after her brother's mouth. Seeing all the stranger's hard cocks getting aggressive and needy to be inside her lil brother's cute lips. Constantly snapping secret pictures of him in compromising positions just to see how many naughty men jerk off to him wishing they were packing his throat.

Hiii @kinkyfignewtons !! Holy hell. This turned me on more than ANY other ask I have ever received I think. Thankyou. So much.

It's safe to assume that big sis's obsession with her brother's cocksucker lips would only grow stronger and stronger... till she does a truly devious thing:

Making a grindr profile for her brother that he knows nothing about.

She would use the cutest photos of his, as well as the ones where he's revealing a SLUTTY amount of skin. She is throbbing with need the entire time she's constructing his profile, marketing him as a cute innocent gay boy with a huge preference for big cocks.

She keeps thinking what she's doing is wrong, and nearly backs out at the last second. But fuckkk, she needs this. And once the profile goes live, there's no looking back.

Every notification from her phone sends her heart into overdrive, and she nearly faints when the dick pics start to come in. This is perhaps the only scenario where in she's actually lusting after dick pics, and that's because she wants to see them sliding in and out of her little brother's mouth.

She would control the interactions, of course. Encouraging the men to get filthier and more agressive, and this little stunt would send her on a spy mission to click as many pics of her brother as she can.

Suddenly she's following her little brother everywhere, especially when he's going out with his friends. She's collecting pictures and "memories" when the boys get into a harmless brawl at the beach. She's clicking his pictures when he's changing his clothes at the beach, when he's running around shirtless with his friends, when his shorts are clinging to his skin- riding high on his thighs and low on his hips- after playing in water.

She's capturing the water droplets running down his torso, and the lush mouth and flushed cheeks missing a cock between them.

At night she sends the naughtiest yet the most discreet pictures to the men who promise to lodge the full length of their dicks down her little brother's throat.

She can't help it- she needs to see his lips swollen after being stretched out by a dick. She needs to see his tongue flicking out to tease the sensitive cockheads. She needs to see him kneeling with his eyes closed and mouth open while a cock spurts cum all over his face and into his mouth.

She's just a big sis, after all. She needs to see the perverted men on grindr use her little brother's mouth like a fleshlight 💕

More of this PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏

[kinkyfignewtons]

You're more than welcome <3

I just *love* little brothers getting to explore with all those lovely grown up men. Especially if his big sis makes it *so* easy for him. One has to wonder how long it'll be before her antics end up with a stranger at the house when the two siblings are home alone. I can imagine her encouragement and shushing as she pulls her little brother into her bedroom to meet the naughty neighbor who needs her lil sib's mouth on his rigid member.

*swoons* What I wouldn't give for a big sister like that!

[hockeynhandcuffss-deactivated20]

Is r/abdl problematic?

I find them to be, I unfollowed it when I saw a comment being upvoted that abdl people should have a minority status and be defended for wearing abdl clothing in public.

But also when Trump was elected the top post of the subreddit was something to the effect of "chill out nothing's going to change under trump" which looks extremely silly two weeks in.

But basically like a lot of things reddit, it's a very straight white male and when that mixes in kink spaces it tends to be problematic. I could go on and on about instances that that subreddit did some problematic things.

[kinkyfignewtons]

^^^ The space was also full of transphobia and transphobic rhetoric. It wasn't so much that transphobes ran their mouth, bigots love to bigot and it's reddit after all. It's that there was no stance against that behavior.

[mama-waterlily]

okay

do you puffbutts actually watch bluey

like sit down, watch it, and enjoy it, not to just set a vibe and get into littlespace

if anyone says yes unironically i will mock you for eternity

[kinkyfignewtons]

One of my little friends insisted upon putting it on while I was playing Darktide in the same room.

I overheard one of the episodes playing a specific piece of Brazilian folk music and I'm like "Damn, that's a deep cut. Good on them for using non-anglocentric stuff."

Can't watch Bluey though; watching gentle parenting on television sends me into a doom spiral and makes me wanna throw a brick at the TV. I was parentified to hell and back and I will die mad about it.